Joe Biden Wants to Kill Your Puppies!

[WWJDnow]

I just saw this story from World Action News in my Facebook feed, and felt compelled to share it with you. It turns out that Joe Biden is a secret puppy killer. If elected, the first thing he's going to do is to take our puppies away from us and serve them in pate at state dinners in the White House. We must stop this outrage!

Vote for Donald Trump and LOCK SLEEPY JOE UP!

[handmaiden]

Re: Joe Biden Wants to Kill Your Puppies!

I just saw this story from World Action News in my Facebook feed, and felt compelled to share it with you. It turns out that Joe Biden is a secret puppy killer. If elected, the first thing he's going to do is to take our puppies away from us and serve them in pate at state dinners in the White House. We must stop this outrage!

Vote for Donald Trump and LOCK SLEEPY JOE UP!

No! Not puppies! Even kittens deserve the right to grow out of their cuteness before being relegated to the barn for their purpose of keeping down vermin.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Joe Biden Wants to Kill Your Puppies!

You can sense Biden is going to honey up to South Korea instead of Trump's friend in North Korea, Kim. Biden will do this by bragging the White House chefs have mastered dog meat dishes. South Koreans love to eat dogs and they will like Biden.

[Basilissa]

Re: Joe Biden Wants to Kill Your Puppies!

You can sense Biden is going to honey up to South Korea instead of Trump's friend in North Korea, Kim. Biden will do this by bragging the White House chefs have mastered dog meat dishes. South Koreans love to eat dogs and they will like Biden.

Indeed! North Koreans don't eat dogs, in fact, they see dog eating as an example of rotten capitalism.

They ate the last of their dogs decades ago. I believe that rats are the main source of animal protein in North Korea these days.

[handmaiden]

Re: Joe Biden Wants to Kill Your Puppies!

Indeed! North Koreans don't eat dogs, in fact, they see dog eating as an example of rotten capitalism.

They ate the last of their dogs decades ago. I believe that rats are the main source of animal protein in North Korea these days.

If that is true then I imagine that they outlawed cats? I mean, who needs the competition? And it's not like you can train cats to retrieve the kill and bring it back.



Oh, I've heard people tell of their cats bringing dead birds or rodents to their back doors as "gifts". Just like that horse's head in that one guy's bed was a "gift".

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Joe Biden Wants to Kill Your Puppies!

In Biden’s defense, dogs are hellbound anyway. They can’t read The KJV Bible, they can’t tithe, they are nasty creatures, and they engage in premarital sex regularly to reproduce. BUT what Biden is doing by eating dogs is not good in God’s eyes either according to Exodus 22:31. And ye shall be holy men unto me: neither shall ye eat any flesh that is torn of beasts in the field; ye shall cast it to the dogs. In other words, dogs are to be fed to the dogs. Not to presidential candidates. Disgusting!