New Election Lawsuit Theory: Space Aliens Destroyed Trump Votes

[WWJDnow]

As the Trump campaign keeps losing its lawsuits trying to overturn the election results, it's clear that we need a new legal theory. While there's nothing in the Bible that says there are (or aren't) space aliens, what other explanation could there be for the large number of missing Trump votes (other than demons, which is a good fallback plan for litigation). And it makes perfect sense--as the aliens progress with their plans to dominate the world, they don't want a strong, competent, compassionate leader like Donald Trump as Commander-in-Chief. No, they want Joe Biden.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: New Election Lawsuit Theory: Space Aliens Destroyed Trump Votes

there's nothing in the Bible that says there are (or aren't) space aliens

Actually, the Bible does contain a number of references to aliens (Deuteronomy 14:21, Lamentations 5:2, Isaiah 61:5). Whether the Lord God created extraterrestrials off-page (like cats and angels and kangaroos), or they're simply demons who traveled through the firmament to inhabit the twinkling crystals so near to the Heavenly Paradise from which they are forever barred, they are hostile and dangerous (Hebrews 11:34), and almost definitely vote Democrat. Reagan was really ahead of his time with his Star Wars missile defense system, and clearly Trump was aware of the alien threat when he created the Space Force. Romney's defeat in 2012 may have been a blessing in disguise, for while Obama may have been a little faggot Arab Muslim Negro communist, he never expressed interest in getting his own alien planet. Keep an eye on the Mormoonman never-Trumper RINO in the Senate. if he runs again in 2024, we'll know it was aliens.

[Basilissa]

Re: New Election Lawsuit Theory: Space Aliens Destroyed Trump Votes

Actually, the Bible does contain a number of references to aliens (Deuteronomy 14:21, Lamentations 5:2, Isaiah 61:5).

These verses always made me wonder, was God referring to the creepy-eyed, abducting aliens, or the criminal but also necessary in agriculture illegal aliens?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: New Election Lawsuit Theory: Space Aliens Destroyed Trump Votes

Dnow is being practical. The legal arguments that someone off site somewhere manipulated voting machines and/or one person filled out thousands of mail in ballots for Biden just are not getting to the Supreme Court to help President Trump. The legal theory aliens cast illegal votes for Biden might have a better shot.

We need to refine this a bit and pass it along to Rudy.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: New Election Lawsuit Theory: Space Aliens Destroyed Trump Votes

It is a poorly-advertised fact that in 2016, most of the votes for the Hillary woman were cast by transfirmanental aliens, of whose existence Brother Lukes has given ample evidence.

Voting irregularities surfaced after the 2016 Presidential Election that raised suspicions about Hillary Clinton’s “support” among ordinary Americans. Upon investigation, credible research proved that tens of millions of illegal extraterrestrials criminally entered U.S. airspace to vote for the Democratic candidate in direct violation of Federal immigration laws and the United Nations Outer Space Treaty

This was confirmed by the UN, an anti-American organization, and it still was forced to conclude that practically every single Hillary vote was cast by unearthly abominations. Not a single red-blooded Caucasian heterosexual meat-eating suburban blue-collar MAGA male voted for her. If it happened in 2016 (and it DID), it must have happened in 2020.

Psalms 54:3
For strangers are risen up against me, and oppressors seek after my soul: they have not set God before them. Selah.

Based on Prayer, I am convinced that the answer are hidden in Area 51 and it is over there we can find the computer viruses that infected the Domina-machines doing the counting of the ballot. There is War in Heaven (Revelation 12:7) and President Trump is the innocent collateral damage. Praise Jesus.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[WWJDnow]

Re: New Election Lawsuit Theory: Space Aliens Destroyed Trump Votes

With our new theory, perhaps we need a new legal team. Pastor Ezekiel told President Trump to hire some Jew lawyers to handle these cases, but the President, ever loyal to his friends and supporters, gave the lead to Mayor Giuliani.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: New Election Lawsuit Theory: Space Aliens Destroyed Trump Votes

Pastor Ezekiel told President Trump to hire some Jew lawyers to handle these cases, but the President, ever loyal to his friends and supporters, gave the lead to Mayor Giuliani.

Maybe the president just mis-heard Pastor? Jew lawyer/Giuliani probably sound very similar over a crackly line from the Philippines.

[WWJDnow]

Re: New Election Lawsuit Theory: Space Aliens Destroyed Trump Votes

Maybe the president just mis-heard Pastor? Jew lawyer/Giuliani probably sound very similar over a crackly line from the Philippines.

Dear Lord, that must be it.

For want of a Jew, the hearing was lost.
For want of a hearing, the case was lost.
For want of a case, the election was lost.
For want of election, the kingdom was lost.
And all for the want of a measly Jew.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: New Election Lawsuit Theory: Space Aliens Destroyed Trump Votes

These verses always made me wonder, was God referring to the creepy-eyed, abducting aliens, or the criminal but also necessary in agriculture illegal aliens?

As Bible-believing KJV-only dominionist True Christians, we are bound by the word of the Good Lord and He did not feel it necessary to specify whether he was referring to Mexicans or Martians. Either is possible.

[Basilissa]

Re: New Election Lawsuit Theory: Space Aliens Destroyed Trump Votes

As Bible-believing KJV-only dominionist True Christians, we are bound by the word of the Good Lord and He did not feel it necessary to specify whether he was referring to Mexicans or Martians. Either is possible.

Also, while not all illegal aliens are space aliens, all space aliens are illegal aliens. So it really is the same thing.

[handmaiden]

Re: New Election Lawsuit Theory: Space Aliens Destroyed Trump Votes

Also, while not all illegal aliens are space aliens, all space aliens are illegal aliens. So it really is the same thing.

What if they were born here? Or, hatched, as it were?


Makes one want to search out strange-looking objects that could be alien incubators.