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  • #16
    Re: Praise Congress for shorter Halloween!

    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
    I'm up anyway, because midnight is when I have my New Year's ritual.
    Yeh, work hard on that ritual, we wouldn't want the world to stop because you failed to put enough into eating a baby or something.
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    • #17
      Re: Praise Congress for shorter Halloween!

      Why doesn't Congress pass legislation outlawing Halloween altogether? Probably due to the Democrats in congress, all of whom enjoy Satan's birthday.

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      • #18
        Re: Praise Congress for shorter Halloween!

        I think they put that in the constitution by mistake.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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