[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Freehold Light Baptist Radio just announced that they may have been a little premature in calling the election for McCain/Palin, but advise to not give up hope until every vote is counted.

Should Osama Hussein Barack pull this out and win, it'll be a combination of his dark powers as a Magical Nigra and God turning His back on America for the rampant homosexuality, liberalism, feminazism, socialism and abortion mills that so many in this nation have embraced.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Freehold Light Baptist Radio just announced that they may have been a little premature in calling the election for McCain/Palin, but advise to not give up hope until every vote is counted.

Should Osama Hussein Barack pull this out and win, it'll be a combination of his dark powers as a Magical Nigra and God turning His back on America for the rampant homosexuality, liberalism, feminazism, socialism and abortion mills that so many in this nation have embraced.

ENOUGH, MARY!!! PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!!

[Bob4God]

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This is a sign of the end times. The LORD will be returning for His children very, very soon.

Each and every one of us here tonight are ready to meet you, Precious JESUS.

There will be no President Obama in Heaven, just THE LORD OUR GOD!

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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This whole damn country is run by fucking democrats now. If this isn't asking for the rapture, I don't know what is. I'm going outside with my Bible to gaze at the eastern sky.

[Micah Boenheffer]

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I'm getting all my hand outs up front and then its off to Alaska and the fight for nation hood.

I heard Iran is still willing to sponsor Alaska's nationhood in the UN.

Lord forgive me. I just tried to put my future in the hands of Iran and the UN.
Darn you Oyomama.

The horror.

Cut that. I'll just dig in. I've got enough supplies buried for 2 years. If I put the kids on the street then maybe I can make it to four.

[Buford T Scoggins]

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It's obvious what's happened. ACORN stole the election!

Look people, it's not over with yet. George Bush has 2-1/2 months left to declare martial law. Let us pray that he does so as soon as possible, before those uppity darkies muscle their way to power.

YIC,
Buford

[Bobby-Joe]

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Damn it. Some one shot my hummer up. What the hell is this "Demcrats run the country now" Why doesn't the radio and the cell phones work?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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ENOUGH, MARY!!! PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!!

Excuse me, Mr. Lebeau, but I am just passing on what my Godly husband, Mr. Whitford is saying. If you have an issue with it, you can take the issue up with him.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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Well, Jesus isn't here yet. Surely He's watching the news. Has anyone heard from Mrs. Betty Bowers? Maybe she can fill us in on what Jesus is waiting for.

[TC Patriot]

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I am heart broken. I have been looking at Alaska real estate sites and the wife and I have decided to move to Alaska and join the Alaskan Independence Party and work with sister Sarah.

[Transmission]

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Well, Jesus isn't here yet. Surely He's watching the news. Has anyone heard from Mrs. Betty Bowers? Maybe she can fill us in on what Jesus is waiting for.

What kind of TV do you think he has?

I'm betting he's got an LCD. Plasma is old-school

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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What kind of TV do you think he has?

Jesus has whatever kind of TV He wants. He's Jesus.

[Mistress Cookie]

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<< Excuse me, Mr. Lebeau, but I am just passing on what my Godly husband, Mr. Whitford is saying. If you have an issue with it, you can take the issue up with him. >>

Brothers, Sisters...this is the time to draw together, to hold one another close. Don't you see THEY want us to sink to divisive infighting?

[Transmission]

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Jesus has whatever kind of TV He wants. He's Jesus.

So, since he's all mighty and such, he's still pretty poor. I mean, with all the knowledge Jesus has, don't you think he wouldn't need a TV to know what goes on?

[Remy Lebeau]

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<< Excuse me, Mr. Lebeau, but I am just passing on what my Godly husband, Mr. Whitford is saying. If you have an issue with it, you can take the issue up with him. >>

Brothers, Sisters...this is the time to draw together, to hold one another close. Don't you see THEY want us to sink to divisive infighting?

We are not fighting!!! I'm just stating the facts. Osmabo paid McCain voters off to vote for him with his billions of dollars he got from Al-Qiada and those ACORN guys allowed fictional characters like Superman and Darth Vader to vote with their registration scams!!!!

I AM PISSED!!! BUT AT THE SAME TIME GLORY IS CLOSE!!!!

TRUE CHRISTIANS, PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!