[Killing For Christ]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Nigras should not be able to talk with Whites like me!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Obama's brainwashing mission has already commenced! My White brothers and sisters, don't fall victim to this dark plague. TURN OFF YOUR TV, SHRED YOUR JOO-TAINTED NEWSPAPERS, and LOCK YOURSELVES IN CHURCH. The Anti-Christ and his dark minions are starting a Rapturelution. Hide your pies, chicken, watermelons, and White women in a secure environment because Negroes like me can sense the distinct smell from afar.

My nigra tendencies that I have attempted to shove back for a month are manifesting. The lust for chicken and beautiful blondes is invading my thoughts. Please, I implore all of you to pray for me. It's time to read the New Testament.

While I'm thrilled that you finally saw the Light Osambo, I'm not sure what the above post has to do with this thread. Are you spying on me too now? Are you part of this CONSPIRACY that has infiltrated Landover?

ARE YOU!?!?!

Nigras should not be able to talk with Whites like me!

Shut up n00b! The grown-ups are having a serious discussion! Or are you another spy too!?!

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Aaron, Aaron are you pinching Clarence's meds ?

Shut up! Shut up I tell you! Who are you? You were sent by THEM!!! I know it! You're all out to get me, aren't you!?!?

But why? Why me? I only did what I was told, I did just what I was told! And now this! Someone steals a plane, and everyone blames the pilot! That doesn't make any sense!

I'M here. The PLANE isn't, how could I have stolen it? God, why have you forsaken me! Please Father, why have you forsaken ME!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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It seems Captain A is having a bit of a meltdown, Sayved.

He seems to think everyone is out to get him, and that KMQT-09112009-316 means something.

He's seeing conspiracies everywhere, and has even privately accused ME of putting laxatives in the canned fruit he's eating!

(Yes, from Indiana, I put laxatives in the canned fruit.)

As you can see, he's plainly off his rocker. I think he's been reading Kumquat's disturbing numerology rantings too much, and they've gotten to him.







Today's number is 11 07 2008 = 2 + 7 + 10 = 19 = 1+9 = 10 = 1+0 = 1. Today is Day 1, Sayved. Day 1. Spread the news!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why John McCain lost

STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!!

Get out of my HEAD Reverend! How do you know these things, who told you?

I need salt, I have to find SALT! There has to be some salt down here!


And look at this link, it's circles within circles! It leads back to ME!!! It's spinning all around me, like so many spider webs, and I'M THE FLY!!! Oh Jesus, please help me!

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGLR_enUS270US270&q=KMQT%2d09112009%2d316

Or like a serpent, wrapped around it's prey:

For they cast down every man his rod, and they became serpents: but Aaron's rod swallowed up their rods.

And he hardened Pharaoh's heart, that he hearkened not unto them; as the LORD had said.
Exodus 7:12-13

I've got to hold on, I've got to be strong, I've got to make God understand that I love Him.

And thou shalt put all in the hands of Aaron, and in the hands of his sons; and shalt wave them for a wave offering before the LORD.

And thou shalt receive them of their hands, and burn them upon the altar for a burnt offering, for a sweet savour before the LORD: it is an offering made by fire unto the LORD.
Exodus 29:24-25


Maybe if I burn some hands it will help! There are rats down here, so if I cut off there little front paws and burn them, maybe that will work!!! YES, little burnt rat hands to show God how much I love him!!! It WILL WORK!!!

Now, I have to build a tiny altar to burn the rats hands on . . .

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why John McCain lost

The fucking tratiors are everywere God damn it! EVEYWERE!!!

WE GOT TO GET THEM NOW!!!!

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Why John McCain lost

I'd like to go on record as saying that, despite the sour grapes and false recriminations we're hearing from John McCain's campaign staff, Sarah Palin was NOT the reason that the forces of Satan and worldwide terrorism won this last election. It really burns when left-leaning media such as Fox News reports things such as Sarah Palin didn't know that Africa was a continent:

Of course she didn't know that Africa is a continent, because Africa is not a continent! I've read the entire Bible, and so has Sarah Palin, and not once is the continent of Africa mentioned. There are Ethiopia and Egypt, Libya, Cush, and Chub, but nary a mention of a continent, much less one called Africa. If there were a continent uniting those various nations, I think God would have mentioned it in there somewhere.

So I've got one thing to say to all of you "intellectual" liberals--check the facts before you attack, because we True Christians™ have long memories, and we will be around in another four years to take our country back for the Lord. Which shouldn't be hard to do, since already the Obama coalition is splintering. Indeed, many of the servants here in Freehold are black, and they all told me that they would gladly support Sarah Palin in her quest to win the Republican nomination in 2012.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Has anyone seen Bobby Joe? He's been running around shooting people's mailboxes and screaming about "coons coming to rape Sarah Palin" and I don't know what all.

Anyone sees him, give me a ring.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I found some salt!!! Thank you Lord. It's rock salt for the water softener I guess, but I chewed it up and I can feel it's healing power coursing through my veins!

I think I chipped a tooth.

And I caught three rats! I used their little hands for an offering to God on my makeshift cinder-block altar! Praise!! I think I'll try cooking a couple up later, I need some MEAT!!!

I think Bobby Joe left, I don't hear anymore pounding. You can come let me out anytime if you want, as long as it's SAFE out there.

Is it God?

Is it safe?

Is it SAFE!?!?

[StarrKingGrad]

Re: Why John McCain lost

It really burns when left-leaning media such as Fox News reports things such as Sarah Palin didn't know that Africa was a continent

Hey, Smith, that was posted back on page 2 of this thread. As you're so fond of saying, why don't you read the whole thread before you post?

It's very simple why John McCain--who is a decent and patriotic man whom I admire in many ways--lost the election. People are tired of the same failed policies of the Bush administration, from the laissez-faire economic policies that let bankers get rich while everyone else loses their homes to an unwinnable war that was premised on the lie that Iraq was developing weapons of mass destruction. On top of that, Barack Obama, who was my candidate from the outset, is likeable, just as John McCain was likeable until he decided to cave in to the Evangelicals and sling mud at Sen. Obama. The fact that Obama's election just moved race relations in the US forward by about 50 years is a huge plus, too.

As you can all imagine, I think Sarah Palin is both unprepared and unqualified to serve as Vice President or President, but I will say that I think a lot of the criticism of Gov. Palin was mean spirited and misogynistic. It is shameful to me that the first thing we'd hear in virtually any news story about the Governor was that she was a beauty queen--and don't get me started on terms like "MILF." She's capable enough to have been elected Governor of Alaska, so I think Palin has earned the right to be judged on her character, knowledge, positions, and abilities rather than on her physical attributes.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Has anyone seen Bobby Joe? He's been running around shooting people's mailboxes and screaming about "coons coming to rape Sarah Palin" and I don't know what all.

Anyone sees him, give me a ring.

I saw him earlier in the day. He stopped by and asked to borrow my high speed gat, he wanted to go down to the range for awhile.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Bobby Joe had been tormenting me, keeping me from my work, but he has been gone for a long, long, long time.

I don't sleep much now, I've got TOO much work to do.

So much work. All those connections to find! And God has been talking my EARS off! Sometimes I don't think he'll ever stop talking! Not that I want him too, Heavens no. Everyword he has for me is a BLESSING!

Even when he's seems to just be humming pop songs. He's been doing that ALOT lately. I think God is a real fan of Gloria Estefan. Because he keeps humming that song about "shaking your body" and making "it do the conga" almost all the time!

But I think I found out why he has been humming that Holy song to me! He wants me to start drinking again! I found this today, when the Lord was practically YELLING that song in my head:

Thou hast made the earth to tremble; thou hast broken it: heal the breaches thereof; for it shaketh.

Thou hast shewed thy people hard things: thou hast made us to drink the wine of astonishment.
Psalm 60:2-3

Thank the Lord I found some cooking sherry down here! I'm about to please Him by downing a bottle! Glory!

I'm sure I'll be even MORE inspired by Him to do my research and find connections after I do his will by taking the WINE!

[JennyD]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Has anyone seen Bobby Joe? He's been running around shooting people's mailboxes and screaming about "coons coming to rape Sarah Palin" and I don't know what all.

Anyone sees him, give me a ring.

Er, Pastor?

We need to talk about Bobby-Joe.

He has cut off the phone lines and cable to the Monthly Visitor, and is holding seven of my guests at gunpoint in the dining room. Since I was cleared of all wrongdoing, he's allowed me to go about my work, but I was held for the last five hours as well.

(He doesn't know I have a wireless card in my laptop.)

[Bummer]

Re: Why John McCain lost

The piffleing tratiors are everywere God damn it! EVEYWERE!!!

WE GOT TO GET THEM NOW!!!!

How can anyone in their right mind support Palin? Is being a christian against abortion all you need to be president or vice president in america? Are you stupid? There are bigger things that needs attention in the world. You can put an ignorant woman who has no experience whatsoever in a position like that? She didn't even know what the Bush doctrin was? Don't you think she should not only know these things, but she should know how to handle it!!!!! I'm so tired of you people! Uneducated and ignorant!!!

[Bummer]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Just saw this www.paliban.org/blog

I read it like taliban-paliban... pretty close!