HUGE TEA PARTY! The revolution is beginning!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Uncountable mobs of Americans, crowding horizon to horizon, are taking to the streets against socialism! It is the birth of the New Minutemen! Just like Michelle Malkin said, there's a growing tax revolt that "the MSM [mainstream media] won't cover."

That's right, unlike those astro-turf rent-a-mobs that Obama hired to make it look like people actually went to his inauguration, Americans spontaneously held teabagging parties, growing from nothing more than an announcement on nationwide TV, and support from a handful of organizations like the Heartland Institute, Americans for Tax Reform, the American Spectator, and everybody at CPAC. See the amazing cross-section of American society, suddenly in spontaneous revolt:

My favorite kind of protest is the kind where they threaten to torture black people with hot tar:

The hot tar scars and disfigures so the victim would be seen, wherever he went, to have suffered the punishment...Riding a rail (especially the old sharp-edged triangular style) could cut and damage the crotch and impair the victim's ability to walk without pain. The agonized screams of the victim were typically drowned out by the noise of the crowd...during the 19th and 20th centuries, many African Americans were subjected to this treatment as a form of punishment or harassment

And I love the plastic top-hats, just like the founding fathers wore.





"TARP: Torment America by Raping Profit!" - a motto to live by!



"Liberty is all the stimulus we need" - great slogan.



I know it looks like cystic acne, but it's actually a hickey. Trust me, nothing gets a young lad more success with the ladies than an up-to-date Beatles haircut, colorful pointy shoes, and strong opinions on the gold standard.



This is funny because tea-bagging has something to do with sex. I think.



I didn't even know Sarah Palin was even in the primaries. You learn something every day.



Like I said, you learn something every day.



Not sure if he was protesting giving money to Black and Mexican mortage-owners, or to the reptilian conspiracy. He was kind of hard to follow.

Clearly the jewish elites are quaking in fear at our massive mobilization! None other than the pornographers at Playboy Magazine are trying to discredit our grassroots movement!

Our overwhelming numbers:

Pennsylvania: cancelled due to rain
Florida: 79
North Carolina: 12
New York: 9
California (Santa Monica): 100
Georgia: 300
Dallas: 250
Michigan: 150
Missouri: 400
Chicago: 500, according to organizers
Houston: "250...pretty good turn-out considering the livestock show barbeque cook-off in Reliant Park was a competitor."
Washington: The jewish liberal media says about 100, but look at these pictures and count for yourself:




HUGE TEABAGGING PARTY! TEABAGGING VIDEO! TEABAGGING PHOTOS! TEABAGGING FEST!

[JennyD]

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Brother Jeb, I was off working with little David and making sure the hippies hadn't corrupted him during my absence, and was able to take him with me to the event in Portland.

We both got our teabags on for this, and my, it was glorious!



Now, that's a crowd! Even in liberal Portland, there are plenty of Godly Christians who know that, while it's OK to give hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars to bail out corporations run into the ground by greed and incompetence, it's WRONG WRONG WRONG to allow judges to renegotiate unrealistic mortgage terms for homeowners who can't otherwise refinance!




John McCain joined us, reminding us that he'd told us back in August that the fundamentals of our economy were strong. Why didn't we listen, instead of following like rats drawn by Obama's Pied Piper call to economic damnation?



Since I was taking the pictures, I couldn't hold my own sign, but Janet (in red, on the right) held it for me. "Pay your own mortgage, dead beat!"

Sure, every time a house gets foreclosed it lowers surrounding property values by about 9% . . . but that doesn't mean that these deadbeats who want their mortgages refinanced from 8 or 9 percent down to 5 (where mine is) should be able to ignore the terms they agreed to! Since when is a contract meaningless?



David even got in on the act. Here, he's about to toss tea into the river!

Brother Jeb, it was truly a delightful afternoon of patriotism!

[Buford T Scoggins]

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Actually, it disturbs me that we even allow tea to be imported into our great nation. You know, all that tea comes from Communist China. Patriotic citizens of the USA should buy only 100% American-made products, such as coffee.

yours in Christ,
Buford

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Brother Jeb, I was off working with little David and making sure the hippies hadn't corrupted him during my absence, and was able to take him with me to the event in Portland.

We both got our teabags on for this, and my, it was glorious!



Now, that's a crowd! Even in liberal Portland, there are plenty of Godly Christians who know that, while it's OK to give hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars to bail out corporations run into the ground by greed and incompetence, it's WRONG WRONG WRONG to allow judges to renegotiate unrealistic mortgage terms for homeowners who can't otherwise refinance!




John McCain joined us, reminding us that he'd told us back in August that the fundamentals of our economy were strong. Why didn't we listen, instead of following like rats drawn by Obama's Pied Piper call to economic damnation?

I know that milk-maid in the Blue! Damned if I don't!

[Star Finder]

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all of these people turned out for tea-bagging?

wasn't it a bit cold for that.?

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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These rallies have already had more economic stimulus impact than anything the African Occupation Forces have done. For example, we bought a lot of plastic top-hats. I bet the chinese factory that makes them hired a bunch more staff - or if it was made in a chinese prison, a bunch more prisoners.

Once we start the tar and feathering, all the tar we buy will help the struggling oil industry. That will save people's jobs in Saudi Arabia.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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God Bless you folks for your protests!! I am sure that when the economy goes into decline after this completely unnecessary "stimulus plan" fails miserably, that the crowds will grow.

I love that slogan-- "Liberty: All the Stimulus We Need!"

Back in the 70’s I helped a few friends on the construction of their survivalist homes. They were preparing, during the Carter years, for the Red Tide to come washing over our shores. Today, we face this grim Red menace from within, thanks to the election of Barack Hussein Obama.

The slow whittling away of our rights-- like the right to purchase 200,000 rounds of armor-piercing 50 caliber machine gun bullets, or to shoot people that disparage our troops-- have brought us to a point where we are used to giving away tiny bits of freedom and liberty. And now under Comrade Obama, ceding the big chunks of our hard-won Freedom™ and Liberty® doesn’t cause any alarm!

[Bobby-Joe]

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I am ready to take it to the streets for a teabagging. This country over the last eight years has been miss run into a police state with a collapsing economy. I am sorry it is too late for Obama to come running up and claim he has the solutions. Were was he for the eight years? No, it is time the left step aside and let the Right fix these problems.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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The protests are already having their effect. Conservative media outlets that used to hide their racial conciousness like cowards, are now proudly proclaiming it.

Here's an article written by a former Newsmax writer, posted on Freerepublic.com:

THE WASHINGTON SHELL GAME GOES BLACK

Obama exists only to unload America’s financial largesse on the descendants of their barge-toting bale-lifting ancestors. His principal objective is to smooth out the bumps in America for the blacks. We may soon see traffic signs at every intersection that read, "Stop Whitey, Go Bro".

Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and all the other slum wranglers have finally seen their embittered idea of equality established in America. Now the Obama gang will see to it everybody will get his fair share of poverty. The Civil Rights Movement is beginning to morph into The Civil Riots Movement.
Where in the past the blacks resented injustices, now they collect them. Revenge has become their recreational drug. The most marked characteristic is complaining. Ghetto dwellers resent the Oscar award going to a movie about a slum in India when it is their own slums that need to be further glamorized. In the black community racial discontent has become a kind of soul food. One wonders that there were no mutinies aboard slave ships. Perhaps they were waiting for helicopters to be invented so that the Coast Guard could come to rescue them. Among some blacks Federal redemption is ritual...

The Obama Administration is the ghettos’ ATM machine. Giving stimulus money to irresponsible people is like slopping the hogs. No matter how often they are slopped, they are still hogs. The stimulus is like trying to cure a junkie’s addiction by lighting his crack pipe for him. Representative Jim Clyburn accused Governors who refused stimulus pork money of being racist. This guy is what you could call "one numb digger".

...Obama plans to run the Census from the White House, an idea as totalitarian as the Nuremberg Laws. Obama plans to assign Rahm Emanuel to do the counting, inasmuch as Bernie Madoff is not available. Emanuel is the Obama Administration’s "house Jew". Bill Clinton had dozens of them in his White House - none of whom were engaged in anything that could be described as "strictly kosher".

For Negroes, Obama’s election is like eating birthday cake three times a day for the next four years. Inasmuch as there is no such thing as black icing, they can coat the cake with soot...

The minorities’ copulation explosion is responsible for the population explosion. Apparently the natives have been more than restless. If there is any group that doesn’t need stimulation they can be seen on Saturday night on 125th Street...
The nation trembles before one arrogant aborigine...

...Don’t buy gold. Buy guns.

...The thing that kills me is how so many stupid white people voted for him! It has to be the result of the relentless propaganda machine in schools and on television that leads the clueless idiots to believe blacks are friendlier than they are, instead of a largely radicalized and hostile population. The 95% Black vote for Obama cannot be anything other than a race based vote.
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The only true reparation would be to confiscate almost all of the wealth held by American blacks, strip them of US citizenship, and then ship them to the part of Africa their dna indicates their tribe was originally in. That would put them in the position they would have been in absent slavery. Think we’ll get any takers on the offer?

...Obama may next force Congress to guarantee homosexuals equal time with heterosexuals on talk radio to present their kinky world view – perhaps to be called The Fagness Doctrine...

"It will take many years before blacks, in general, wake up and realize Obi-the-wan isn't their savior"


That will never happen. This is Black Liberation Theology. Their value system says that, even if their lives get worse, it's OK as long as misery comes upon the white race...
...In due course every official building along Pennsylvania Avenue will be swathed in crime scene tape – except for a brief length Barney Frank snipped off to use as a hair ribbon.

...It has been suggested that blacks who are also gay are double-dipping in the reservoir of Caucasian guilt.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Rep. John Campbell (R-Calif.), who gives his departing interns copies of Ayn Rand’s novel "Atlas Shrugged," told me today that the response to President Obama’s economic policies reminded him of what happened in the 51-year-old novel.

"People are starting to feel like we’re living through the scenario that happened in 'Atlas Shrugged,'" said Campbell. "The achievers, the people who create all the things that benefit [the] rest of us, are going on strike....

IT'S ABOUT TIME! Atlas Shrugged was written 51 years ago, yet it is only now that the the most-productive and cleanest 1% go on strike. That will show the wealth-redistributer Obama (and his mobs of sweaty, grease-stinking bums that want us to pay for a tax cut for the laziest 95%) who REALLY makes the economy work.

Think about it - we will keep all the Collateralized Debt Obligations, while all they will have is the farms (fields of worm-poo).

We will take away our energy futures trading, and all they'll be able to run are the actual power plants.

We will keep our productivity on our own private islands, our safes overflowing with structured corporate insurance derivatives, while the laziest 95% try to figure out who the heck is going to scrub their toilets now that they don't have us to do it for them. (And we DO scrub the toilets, by ushering in new paradigms of effects-based out-of-the-box emvelope-stretching best practices and action items that revolutionize the big picture by being proactive, not reactive.)

They won't last a single day without our game plan of meshing user-centric cross-media reinventions! Who will drive the user experience of emplowering employees to hardball impactful and intuative plug-and-play barrier removal?

What fool would suggest we possibly return to the same tax polices that existed under that shameless wealth-stealer and Stalinist, Ronald Reagan? And what insane person would dare seek to treat achievers identically to the lower classes, the people with grubby hands and only one house?

The arrogance of the inferior class! They refuse to understand that we are the achievers, the people who create all the things that benefit the rest of them.

We are not mere farmers -- invent the derivatives to speculate upon the future trajectories of the numerical indexes that represent the simplified and aggregated marketplaces!

It is all so simple, really. You can see how we, the achievers are better than anyone else. The laziest 95% claim that the farmers of America create our food, but they are only the saps at the bottom of the chain -- food does not exist unless there is a global market to assign it value, then gather cash by making increasingly leveraged wagers on the incremental differences within submarkets of that global market.

You may claim that our miners, those that willingly entomb themselves under a billion tons of rock in order to pry just a small amount of the raw materials of society out from under it, may create "things", for without them there would be precious few "things" to create -- but they are hicks, undeserving of such admiration, and certainly undeserving of official Achiever tax breaks. What do they know of danger, who have not had to rush to their computer to trade a several thousand shares bought earlier in the day, so as to gain a slight monetary advantage over the hundreds of thousands of people doing the same?

When these farmers and miners don't have us, who will be there to fix their plumbing at three in the morning? Without our win-win synergy servicve offerings there to touch base with our value-added vision statements, how will they sow the wheat and bake the bread?

Without our portfolio of rightsizing rollouts, without our results-driven refocusing on revisting ramp-ups, who will mop the floor and fix the potholes?

Without us movers and shakers that are on the same page regarding taking out of the loop mindsets to the next level, who will pick the coffee beans and cut the sugar cane and milk the cows?

Without our integrated interim knowledge base of gap analysis that goes the extra mile, who will slaughter their cattle and haul away their garbage bags?

Without our client-focus co-sourcing being a done deal, who will assemble your shoes and recycle the various toxic bits of used electronics?

Without our best-of-class ballpark figures to peel back the onion into a single point of contact, who will cut the timber and gut the fishes?

Yes, I know there is a problem with the economy. But to fix it all we have to do is further de-regulate so that we can ramp-up new ways of squeezing more transactions between the same market endpoints.

We have to understand today's global economic realities - it's no good for America to produce energy anymore, or to transport it -- there's not enough profit in that. So any company withany patriotism, like Enron, knows the real money, and therefore the real productivity, is in speculating on energy, not actually doing anything with it. Any Wall Street broker worth their salt knows that investing in a factory is an absurdist proposition, you want to invest in the companies that invest in the investors that financed the investment of that factory. What fool would want to provide actual healthcare, when all the actual wealth creation is to be had in managing that health care by deciding what gets covered, and how much it should cost, and exactly how many files need to be moved how many times, and how precisely your health management company should invest that dollar in other marketplaces. Well, that fool is Obama and his mobocracy of looters that are the useless 95%.

[Bobby-Joe]

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GLORY Brother Jeb! Glory! Let the new John Gaunt stand up like in the novel and call the top 1% of the capitalist elite to strike for their rights. Let us Wolverines go form a proper Capitalist commune in Barbados and watch as the lights go out across America without our proper manage of energy futures. Our needs our simple, any five star resort will do for us to form our little community!

GLORY!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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GLORY Brother Jeb! Glory! Let the new John Gaunt stand up like in the novel and call the top 1% of the capitalist elite to strike for their rights. Let us Wolverines go form a proper Capitalist commune in Barbados and watch as the lights go out across America without our proper manage of energy futures. Our needs our simple, any five star resort will do for us to form our little community!

GLORY!

BARBADOS! Brothers, I need your guns in Hawaii and your willingness to send people you don't care about to die en-masse at my order!