Who is the hottest female Republican?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Starting the list:

Michelle Malkin
Her hottest attribute: Her brown skin, which fills the ears with the sounds of savage jungle drumming, and inflames the mind with animal passion...



Anne Coulter
Her hottest attribute: her sensuous adam's apple:



Sarah Palin
Her hottest attribute: her trigger finger, which has defended America from so many polar bears


Make your own Sarah Palin stained glass window. Instructions here!

Paris Hilton

Her hottest attribute: her broken nose, showing that she is well-disciplined.

Britney Spears:
Her hottest attribute: her shining crome-dome, and NO I'm not saying that just because I may be balding just a little bit

[Cleveland_Chris]

Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

this one!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

Name and hottest attribute, please.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

Ms Coulter is close to the top, but no one beats Sarah Palin.

[Cleveland_Chris]

Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

her eyes because 'the eyes are the window to the soul' Is that from The Bible?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

her eyes because 'the eyes are the window to the soul' Is that from The Bible?

Maybe John McCain might call her "this one", but that's not her name. Who is she and what are her conservative credentials?

[Cleveland_Chris]

Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

MWho is she and what are her conservative credentials?

what? That's Brooke Shields she's a conservative catholic and she's spoken up for virginity, non-smoking and said she'd never have an abortion.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

what? That's Brooke Shields she's a conservative catholic and she's spoken up for virginity, non-smoking and said she'd never have an abortion.

Hellywood harlots who persecute America's hardworking tabacco farmers are NOT conservative. And there's plenty of virgin liberals who wouldn't abort, what is her take on the divisive "are kittens cute" debate?

She's also a child pornographer, have you seen her debut movie?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

Congressman Tom Latham
of Iowa's 4th District*



I could live in that man's smile and curl up in those dreamy eyes.


*I know he's not technically a woman, but neither is Anne Coulter.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

As a boy, I had the worst crush on one great Republican lady. Enjoy!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

I've always been sweet for Mss Ann Coulter, with sensuously large Adams apple, big girlish hands and properly feminine size 10 feet. There is no woman quite like Coulter.

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

Down here Ms Miranda Devine is considered very dishy by the saved, the egg bound and the well armed she is.



Think Steve Irwin cross bred with Ann Coulter in a laboratory owned by Pat Robinson and you'll have some idea just how fabulous Miranda is.

Hymie

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

Don't forget about these little darlings, Prussian Blue Sisters, Lynx Gaede and Lamb Gaede.

They will make some lucky guys fine wives. I think they are 15 now that is old enough to be married!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

Few will remember Anita Bryant, beauty queen and singer, who once fought for Christian values and against the creeping homer agenda.

"As a mother, I know that homosexuals cannot biologically reproduce children; therefore, they must recruit our children" … "If gays are granted rights, next we'll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nail biters."

She was once a spokesman for Florida Orange Juice.

[JennyD]

Re: Who is the hottest female Republican?

Well, what about Monica Crowley?