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  • john12
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    • Sep 2009
    • 10

    #1

    What is right.

    Plz hear me out I am hear to help. No offense but you guys are brainwashed. You are aloud to dat a catholic as ling as she or he believes that jesus is the son of god. Plz dont beat your wifes I know jesus would not like this you guys can have fun and be chrsitian but dont beat your wife. if shooves a shower in her vigina there is nothing wrong with that and dont hit here. Its ok to date a catholic and dont judge other people because noone is perfect except for the son of christ.
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    I agree with it because I'm unsaved trash that hates Jesus.
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    I disagree. The ignorance of the Bible is astounding, and the gross illiteracy is painful to the eyes.
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  • john12
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    • Sep 2009
    • 10

    #2
    Re: What is right.

    So what do u think.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22895

      #3
      Re: What is right.

      Originally posted by john12
      [...]Its ok to date a catholic
      No it's not!

      2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

      and dont judge other people
      God tells us to judge people -

      John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

      because noone is perfect except for the son of christ.
      And what about God The Father and The Holy Spirit? You think they are flawed in some way?

      Originally posted by john12 View Post
      So what do u think.
      I think you ought to get a spell checker because your illiteracy is hurting my eyes.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: What is right.

        Also, you need to practice making polls. I have no idea what yours is getting at.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #5
          Re: What is right.

          It's hard to make out what he is saying with the misspelling. I took the liberty of changing the poll (which was already vague and full of spelling errors) and made it into something more worthwhile. Vote away!

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • john12
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            • Sep 2009
            • 10

            #6
            Re: What is right.

            Ok I am a christian you have no right to label me. I am just saying I dont think its right for you to beat your wife you disrespectful pigs.

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            • john12
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              • Sep 2009
              • 10

              #7
              Re: What is right.

              Btw the pastor guys is a lie I dont hate jesus e added that on in the poll I love jesus and I am going to heaven and I dont care what u say.

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: What is right.

                Originally posted by john12 View Post
                I dont care what u say.
                Look, we don't even know what you say. A barrel of monkeys and some typewriters would make more sense.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • john12
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                  • Sep 2009
                  • 10

                  #9
                  Re: What is right.

                  Originally posted by john12 View Post
                  Btw the pastor guys is a lie I dont hate jesus e added that on in the poll I love jesus and I am going to heaven and I dont care what u say.
                  I meant the pastor guy is a lit and I dont hate jesus he.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #10
                    Re: What is right.

                    John you really need to stop drinking, go to AA and find your higher power. Booze just is working for you.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #11
                      Re: What is right.

                      Originally posted by john12 View Post
                      Btw the pastor guys is a lie I dont hate jesus e added that on in the poll I love jesus and I am going to heaven and I dont care what u say.
                      Do you care about what God says? It appears not, although you may change your mind when He says "you have disappointed me for the last time, off to the Lake of Fire with you!"
                      Originally posted by john12 View Post
                      I meant the pastor guy is a lit
                      Friend, I can state with 100% confidence that none of our Pastors here at Landover are great works of literature, if that's what you're trying to imply.
                      and I dont hate jesus he.
                      You certainly hate grammar and common sense. I'm sure if you ever sobered up enough to concentrate on something you'd probably hate Jesus; as it is, your mind probably resembles a big cloud of dope-addled cotton candy by now. Trying to focus your feeble mental energies on Jesus enough to properly hate Him must be like trying to juggle kittens.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Jared H. Price
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                        • Sep 2009
                        • 58

                        #12
                        Re: What is right.

                        Originally posted by john12 View Post
                        Ok I am a christian you have no right to label me. I am just saying I dont think its right for you to beat your wife you disrespectful pigs.
                        Wrong! You have no right to label yourself a Christian. Being a Christian doesn't mean just saying, "hey, I'm a Christian." It means following the rules and shaping your behavior around the perfect word of God.

                        Matt. 4:4
                        But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

                        The good Brethren here at Landover have demonstrated to you how the word of God justifies their beliefs. Your opinions don't matter when it comes to obeying God, your Creator.
                        Jesus will return the favor with nails of truth and the hammer of righteousness.

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                        • Professor Tyeisha X
                          WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
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                          • Jun 2009
                          • 293

                          #13
                          Re: What is right.

                          You people ought to be ashamed of yourselves! This poor man is obviously mentally challenged, evident in his writing ability. He may not have a proper grasp of spelling, grammar, or syntax, and it is clear by judging what he is trying to construct with words that his IQ is in the low 70-80 range, but that is no reason to make fun at his expense.

                          John, don't listen to these hateful people. You are special, and I mean that in more than one sense.
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                          • Jared H. Price
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                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 58

                            #14
                            Re: What is right.

                            Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                            You people ought to be ashamed of yourselves! This poor man is obviously mentally challenged, evident in his writing ability. He may not have a proper grasp of spelling, grammar, or syntax, and it is clear by judging what he is trying to construct with words that his IQ is in the low 70-80 range, but that is no reason to make fun at his expense.

                            John, don't listen to these hateful people. You are special, and I mean that in more than one sense.
                            That's why we're trying to educate him. Or don't you Liberals believe in educating retards anymore? That's your problem. No consistency. No foundation for your beliefs. Just post-modern flip-flopping hippie crap.
                            Jesus will return the favor with nails of truth and the hammer of righteousness.

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                            • angels
                              Forum Member, lost in space
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 794

                              #15
                              Re: What is right.

                              Originally posted by john12 View Post
                              Ok I am a christian you have no right to label me. I am just saying I dont think its right for you to beat your wife you disrespectful pigs.

                              What a shame you can't put your point across in a clear and un insulting way.
                              And being corrected is not being beaten.

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