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Well the annual communist-backed hippie love fest called "Earth Day" is coming next Sunday, folks. The whiners and professional victims society marches around with clown paint on their faces, moaning and chanting to satan, smoking illegal narcotics and holding tree orgies...an abomination of course.
Jesus frowns on such nonsense. If we worry and fret over the "health" of the earth, then we are sinning on at least two levels. For one, we are treating the earth as a God to be worshiped. For another, Jesus tells us not to be concerned over such trivialities as air pollution or water pollution, as that would indicate that we don't have proper faith in His imminent return. Why sweep the porch if the house is about to burn down, right?
Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
1:30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
1:31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
God gave the earth to us to do with as we see fit. That means kill and eat things, burn things, shoot things, and have as many children as we like (as long as they're White True Christian Americans, of course!). After He created us and everything else, He said it was good. And by Jesus that is good enough for me.
I'd like to ask the congregation to list some of the activities that you have planned to celebrate after Sunday Services. Some of the pastors have a yearly tradition of watching a few thousand acres of tropical rain forest burned to the ground on closed circuit pay-per-view, while enjoying cold beverages served in the skulls of various endangered species.
How about you?
Jesus frowns on such nonsense. If we worry and fret over the "health" of the earth, then we are sinning on at least two levels. For one, we are treating the earth as a God to be worshiped. For another, Jesus tells us not to be concerned over such trivialities as air pollution or water pollution, as that would indicate that we don't have proper faith in His imminent return. Why sweep the porch if the house is about to burn down, right?
Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
1:30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
1:31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
God gave the earth to us to do with as we see fit. That means kill and eat things, burn things, shoot things, and have as many children as we like (as long as they're White True Christian Americans, of course!). After He created us and everything else, He said it was good. And by Jesus that is good enough for me.
I'd like to ask the congregation to list some of the activities that you have planned to celebrate after Sunday Services. Some of the pastors have a yearly tradition of watching a few thousand acres of tropical rain forest burned to the ground on closed circuit pay-per-view, while enjoying cold beverages served in the skulls of various endangered species.
How about you?
You pray...I dance naked in the forest 
ve, Sister Thumper
Fine! I was just trying to be nice to you! It's not like any other of your servants buy anything for you! I'm actually the only one that likes you! But whatever, I'll plant them by my Sycamore tree in forest. 
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