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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22844

    #91
    Re: BRING BACK SLAVERY!!!

    ^quoted for Truth!
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14191

      #92
      Re: BRING BACK SLAVERY!!!

      @eaterofchrist The "Caps Lock" button is still stuck on your keyboard. Have you spilled something on it? There is an introductions forum where we can greet you appropriately HERE

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #93
        Re: BRING BACK SLAVERY!!!

        Originally posted by eaterofchrist View Post
        THE BEST THING ABOUT SLAEVES IS YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT WITH THEM!! THEYRE NOT REALLY PEOPLE!!!
        What a sick and twisted view of slavery you have! God wrote very clearly in His Word how we are to treat our slaves in a loving, Christian manner! Go back and read the first post of this thread if you can't be bothered to read the Bible!
        Posted via Prayer

        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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        • Hubert Hope
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          Perverted Gay Porn Poster
          Degenerate pervert who tried to kiss our butts to become a TC and failed miserably.
          • Nov 2010
          • 172

          #94
          Re: BRING BACK SLAVERY!!!

          Amen!!! ..Should slavery be legalize again ( lets pray to Jesus that it will happen ) I'm going to purchase them boys from Bangkok I heard they're quite such a hard workers.

          <H2>Leviticus 25:44-46

          44Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.


          45Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. 46And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour.


          </H2>

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          • DeadMan89
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Nov 2010
            • 107

            #95
            Re: BRING BACK SLAVERY!!!

            Or, here's a better idea: GET OF YOUR OWN FAT ASS AND PICK YOUR OWN GODDAMN ORANGES OR DO YOUR OWN LAUNDRY!!

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267

              #96
              Re: BRING BACK SLAVERY!!!

              Originally posted by DeadMan89 View Post
              Or, here's a better idea: GET OF YOUR OWN FAT ASS AND PICK YOUR OWN GODDAMN ORANGES OR DO YOUR OWN LAUNDRY!!
              Slow your roll fella! In the first place I do not have an orange tree! Now on to the real problem. Why do you hate Messicants and Nigras so much? They have a place as well as you do.
              Ephesians 6:5
              Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;


              Have you ever seen a Nigra picking cotton? The joy that they have in their hearts is shown in song.

              |: Gonna jump down, spin around,
              Pick a bale of cotton
              Gonna jump down, spin around,
              Pick a bale a day :|
              |: Oh lordy, pick a bale of cotton
              Oh lordy, pick a bale a day :|


              On to the laundry remark, son that is what we have females for. Some are married, some are maids, regardless its a woman's job.

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #97
                Re: BRING BACK SLAVERY!!!

                Originally posted by DeadMan89 View Post
                Or, here's a better idea: GET OF YOUR OWN FAT ASS AND PICK YOUR OWN GODDAMN ORANGES OR DO YOUR OWN LAUNDRY!!
                So you would rather see homeless people living out in gutters rather than doing a days worth of labor for room and board? You have sick priorities.
                Drama queen

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #98
                  Re: BRING BACK SLAVERY!!!

                  Originally posted by eaterofchrist View Post
                  THE BEST THING ABOUT SLAEVES IS YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT WITH THEM!! THEYRE NOT REALLY PEOPLE!!!
                  You are a sick monster. God gives very specific instructions on how to treat slaves. They are, very much, people.
                  Originally posted by BrainDeadMan89 View Post
                  Or, here's a better idea: GET OF YOUR OWN FAT ASS AND PICK YOUR OWN GODDAMN ORANGES OR DO YOUR OWN LAUNDRY!!
                  Do you do these things for yourself? Do you raise and prepare all of your own food? Or do you buy food at the store?

                  Do you grow cotton, spin it into thread, and weave your own fabric, then make your own clothing? Or do you buy clothes at the store?

                  If you are not doing everything for yourself, as you advocate, you are a hypocrite.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #99
                    Re: BRING BACK SLAVERY!!!

                    Now that the Republicans control the House again, is it time to start bringing back slavery, or should we wait (depending on the Rapture) until 2012 when we also have the Senate and White House back?
                    Posted via Prayer

                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #100
                      Re: BRING BACK SLAVERY!!!

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      Now that the Republicans control the House again, is it time to start bringing back slavery, or should we wait (depending on the Rapture) until 2012 when we also have the Senate and White House back?
                      Well I think that in order to get the Negroes and liebratards to vote for it, we need to change the name. Work camps sounds too much like work.

                      Education and job creation opportunities?


                      I'm not up on my liebral lingo.
                      Drama queen

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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622

                        #101
                        Re: BRING BACK SLAVERY!!!

                        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                        Well I think that in order to get the Negroes and liebratards to vote for it, we need to change the name. Work camps sounds too much like work.

                        Education and job creation opportunities?


                        I'm not up on my liebral lingo.
                        I don't think negroes would support anything with "education" or "job" in it, either.

                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                        • BelieverInGod
                          Fourm Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 9269

                          #102
                          Re: BRING BACK SLAVERY!!!

                          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                          I don't think negroes would support anything with "education" or "job" in it, either.
                          Low income camp? History camp?
                          Drama queen

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14191

                            #103
                            Re: BRING BACK SLAVERY!!!

                            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                            Low income camp? History camp?
                            I don't want to wade into a dicussion that doesn't really concern me, but I noticed that the wording of government programmes needs to be tailored to suit intended client groups. Over here there are numerous government approved/financed projects which successfully incorporate language likely to be familiar with disenfranchised groups. Words like:
                            DRUGS - "gear" "rocks, man" "good smack" etc.
                            PROSTITUTION - "ho" "cathouse" "pimp" and so on

                            It's not something I want to dwell on however. There is plenty to choose from, but those two links will be more than enough I'm sure..

                            Keep up the good work in America!
                            ..ML

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #104
                              Re: BRING BACK SLAVERY!!!

                              You can own a chimpanzee, can't you? Then why can't you own a Negro? It doesn't make any damn sense!
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • BelieverInGod
                                Fourm Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 9269

                                #105
                                Re: BRING BACK SLAVERY!!!

                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                You can own a chimpanzee, can't you? Then why can't you own a Negro? It doesn't make any damn sense!
                                We can own Chimpanzees? I did not know that.
                                Drama queen

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