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  • Virginia Day Templeton
    Christ's Battle Axe
     
    • Dec 2006
    • 2827

    #1

    Why I compare black people to monkeys and apes

    You may have noticed that lately I've been making a few posts in which I've referred to black people -- either individually or as a group -- as apes, monkeys, baboons, gorillas, etc. Not knowing any better, you might think this was somehow motivated by racism. I assure you that nothing can be further from the truth.

    Let me put it this way: how do most Americans of color vote? Democrat, of course. They vote Democrat because they think the Democrats will "gib dem what dey need": food stamps and free money for drugs. But Democrats also believe in Darwinism... a religion that claims black people are in fact barely-evolved simians!

    I have nothing but respect for the dignity of our African-American fellow citizens, and I'm fully aware of the centuries of humiliation they've suffered at the hands of racists who have compared them to monkeys with total sincerity. That's why it pains me to see them associating themselves with a group that perpetuates that hateful myth. So when I call Barack Obama a boot-lipped ubangi savage with the same smell and cranial capacity as a Chacma Baboon, I'm delivering a satiric jab to African-Americans who've been blinded by Democrat lies. It's my way of saying "wake up, black people! You deserve better."

    Hope that clears things up a bit.
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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22869

    #2
    Re: Why I compare black people to monkeys and apes

    Why, Sister Virginia,that hardly needs saying, many of these ghetto-apes are on your side.

    Many here will remember Pastor James David Manning, who complete 9/10ths of the ex-negro course and now considers himself saved. He is a spokesman for many moderate nigras: Here's a few clips of his sermons that say just what you've been saying.

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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • H. Montague Worthington
      True Christian™ Entrepreneur
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2716

      #3
      Re: Why I compare black people to monkeys and apes

      Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
      You may have noticed that lately I've been making a few posts in which I've referred to black people -- either individually or as a group -- as apes, monkeys, baboons, gorillas, etc. Not knowing any better, you might think this was somehow motivated by racism. I assure you that nothing can be further from the truth.

      Let me put it this way: how do most Americans of color vote? Democrat, of course. They vote Democrat because they think the Democrats will "gib dem what dey need": food stamps and free money for drugs. But Democrats also believe in Darwinism... a religion that claims black people are in fact barely-evolved simians!

      I have nothing but respect for the dignity of our African-American fellow citizens, and I'm fully aware of the centuries of humiliation they've suffered at the hands of racists who have compared them to monkeys with total sincerity. That's why it pains me to see them associating themselves with a group that perpetuates that hateful myth. So when I call Barack Obama a boot-lipped ubangi savage with the same smell and cranial capacity as a Chacma Baboon, I'm delivering a satiric jab to African-Americans who've been blinded by Democrat lies. It's my way of saying "wake up, black people! You deserve better."

      Hope that clears things up a bit.
      Thank you OH so much, Sister Virginia!! This is exactly how I feel as well...

      A lot of people might point to my 1985 speech at the City Club of Chicago where I accidentally called Mayor Harold Washington "That Nigra Shine Boy in City Hall" 14 times, or the ridiculous charges that I refused to rent to darkies at my six residential apartment buildings in St. Louis, or FBI naming me a suspect in the disappearance of the six Jiggaboo handymen I hired between 1977 and 1996 that quit on me and were never seen again.

      That I could bring myself to vote for a man that hired Condoleeza Rice for a management position is PROOF that I'm not racist. Actually, Barack Obama is the REAL racist, because HE is the one that hires thugs like ACORN to keep the honest Nigras from voting Republican.

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      • Virginia Day Templeton
        Christ's Battle Axe
         
        • Dec 2006
        • 2827

        #4
        Re: Why I compare black people to monkeys and apes

        The Commander in Chimp would certainly do well to follow the example set by African-American trailblazers like Manning, Rice, Keyes, Sowell, and Hutcherson.
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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #5
          Re: Why I compare black people to monkeys and apes

          Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
          The Commander in Chimp would certainly do well to follow the example set by African-American trailblazers like Manning, Rice, Keyes, Sowell, and Hutcherson.

          No doubt you speak the truth here sister. The democRATS then humiliate and denigrate these True Americans by calling them Uncle Toms and Oreos – then get all unctuous and talk about "hate speech". The hypocrisy is overwhelming.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • Prometheus
            Unsaved trash
            • Dec 2009
            • 7

            #6
            Re: Why I compare black people to monkeys and apes

            Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
            Not knowing any better, you might think this was somehow motivated by racism. I assure you that nothing can be further from the truth.
            Don't worry sweetheart, none of us really believe your capable of any emotion as complex as racism. It's all just pure ignorance.... Not to mention a severe case of insecurity. Have a great day though and try not to get too lonely in your narrow minded world

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            • EmilyRose
              Unsaved trash, Teenaged queer boy
              • Dec 2009
              • 55

              #7
              Re: Why I compare black people to monkeys and apes

              You people do realise that we decended from Africa, right? Your blood is as dark as the Black folks you hate.

              Enjoy.

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              • Brother Enoch
                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2008
                • 4392

                #8
                Re: Why I compare black people to monkeys and apes

                Originally posted by EmilyRose View Post
                You people do realise that we decended from Africa, right? Your blood is as dark as the Black folks you hate.

                Enjoy.
                The Garden of Eden was not in Africa, ditz.

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                • EmilyRose
                  Unsaved trash, Teenaged queer boy
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 55

                  #9
                  Re: Why I compare black people to monkeys and apes

                  Show me again where the Garden of Eden is on a map?

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                  • Prometheus
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 7

                    #10
                    Re: Why I compare black people to monkeys and apes

                    The Garden of Eden was in TEXAS! and Jesus had a flat top! Don't you know anything Emily?

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                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                      True Christian™ Televangelist
                      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8622

                      #11
                      Re: Why I compare black people to monkeys and apes

                      Originally posted by EmilyRose View Post
                      Show me again where the Garden of Eden is on a map?
                      The consensus of historians and Biblical scholars is the Garden of Eden is in either present-day Bahrain, Iran, or Jerusalem, none of which are in Africa.

                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • Prometheus
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 7

                        #12
                        Re: Why I compare black people to monkeys and apes

                        Has anyone noticed how fat Rev. Jim is in his picture? He could do with 40 days in the desert...

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                        • Dr. Zaius
                          Member of Landover Zoological Society
                          Forum Member
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 249

                          #13
                          Re: Why I compare black people to monkeys and apes

                          This thread is a joke, right?
                          Ack!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78553

                            #14
                            Re: Why I compare black people to monkeys and apes

                            Originally posted by Prometheus View Post
                            Has anyone noticed how fat Rev. Jim is in his picture? He could do with 40 days in the desert...
                            That was a hateful thing to say. I guess you're here to prove once again that atheists are immoral hatemongers.

                            You owe Rev. Jim an apology, maggot!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Prometheus
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 7

                              #15
                              Re: Why I compare black people to monkeys and apes

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              That was a hateful thing to say. I guess you're here to prove once again that atheists are immoral hatemongers.

                              You owe Rev. Jim an apology, maggot!
                              You're so right, I'm sorry Rev. for even remotely insinuating you were guilty of Sloth. My bad... It goes without saying you are very handsome and if I'm guilty of any real sin, its jealousy.

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