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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Obama Offends Jesus, Hires Perverted Freak

    THIS is why everyone should have voted for Sarah Palin last election. I think I'm going to be sick!

    First Trans Person Appointed By Obama

    The Obama administration has appointed transwoman Amanda Simpson to a position in the Department of Commerce, the first such hiring by a U.S. president.

    Amanda Simpson, who has served on NCTE’s Board of Directors for the past 3 years, has been appointed by the Obama Administration as a Senior Technical Advisor to the Department of Commerce. She’ll be working in the Bureau of Industry and Security. I’m truly honored to have received this appointment and am eager and excited about this opportunity that is before me. And at the same time, as one of the first transgender presidential appointees to the federal government, I hope that I will soon be one of hundreds, and that this appointment opens future opportunities for many others.” Simpson brings considerable professional credentials to her new job. For thirty years, she has worked in the aerospace and defense industry, most recently serving as Deputy Director in Advanced Technology Development at Raytheon Missile Systems in Tucson, Arizona. She holds degrees in physics, engineering and business administration along with an extensive flight background. She is a certified flight instructor and test pilot with 20 years of experience.
    This is an "it" mind you, not a she or a he.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Obama Offends Jesus, Hires Perverted Freak

    And it's hoping that it 'will soon be one of hundreds' employed in such a capacity! An all gay govt. Just imagine how fast the country will fail.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • TheLordSavedMe
      A young lady servicing the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 579

      #3
      Re: Obama Offends Jesus, Hires Perverted Freak

      So wait, did I read that right? There is a person that works for the USA government that used to be a man but now he thinks he's a lady?

      Like he had his "thing" cut off and he has fake boobs and everything? That is TOTALLY disgusting!


      Tammi


      Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
      Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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      He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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      • Mrs. Rogers
        compassion personified
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2692

        #4
        Re: Obama Offends Jesus, Hires Perverted Freak

        She holds degrees in physics, engineering and business administration along with an extensive flight background. She is a certified flight instructor and test pilot with 20 years of experience.
        So this is a case of a man's brain trapped in a woman's body? After all, "she" would've gained those degrees while still a "he"; and just as well, because women haven't the brains for physics -- even if we ladies were to cobble our collective brains together, we still wouldn't be able to make sense of it ...

        ... goodness, one shemale is brighter than we silly ladies! Oh well.
        True Christians are Perfect!

        Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

        Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

        For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22882

          #5
          Re: Obama Offends Jesus, Hires Perverted Freak

          I hope that I will soon be one of hundreds,
          Surely there cannot be more than 3 or 4 of these creatures in the entire land?
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Aristotle
            On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 470

            #6
            Bathroom question

            Where does he/she go to the bathroom in the Department of Commerce Building? Is there some third category of bathroom for her/him?

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: Bathroom question

              Originally posted by Aristotle View Post
              Where does he/she go to the bathroom in the Department of Commerce Building? Is there some third category of bathroom for her/him?
              It may well ... and may Jesus forgive me for saying so, even to warn people about unrighteousness ... just do its business out in the open. After all, isn't that just another lifestyle choice that we should be tolerant and open-minded enough to embrace? They've set our society down the slippery slope toward such things.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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              • Noah Dint
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2009
                • 695

                #8
                Re: Obama Offends Jesus, Hires Perverted Freak

                And likewise addadicktomey surgery should be outlawed!

                -ND

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                • Capt. Aaron Portway
                  One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                  Salvation from Above
                  God's Favorite Pilot™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 6309

                  #9
                  Re: Obama Offends Jesus, Hires Perverted Freak

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  THIS is why everyone should have voted for Sarah Palin last election. I think I'm going to be sick!



                  This is an "it" mind you, not a she or a he.
                  Look at it's name for goodness sake!!! It's like they're rubbing our collective noses in this Obamanations unholy appointment!


                  It couldn't be more obvious!!!


                  Amanda Simpson


                  Amanda Simpson


                  A MAN da


                  A man!?! Duh!



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                  Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                  God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                  Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                  • WilliamJenningsBryan
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 9384

                    #10
                    Re: Obama Offends Jesus, Hires Perverted Freak

                    If I ever have to read another story about men's tallywhackers being cut off I think I'm going to puke. A little research into the subject indicates that, as usual, the cathylicks had something to do with starting this vile practice. I can't think of anything that singing has to do with being a Senior Technical Advisor to the Department of Commerce, but then Obama is probably some kind of pervert.


                    The castrati play a fascinating role in the history of singing. To discover the origin of this practice we need to look at the Church of Rome's interpretation of two biblical passages:

                    "Let your women keep silence in the churches," (I Corinthians 14:34), and "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over men, but to be in silence." (I Timothy 2:11-12).

                    The current thinking is that St. Paul appreciated the contributions of women to the early church, but that he believed women should not take part in theological discussions or teach men.

                    The Church's interpretation of these passages, however, was strict. Women were not allowed to speak or sing in church. The Church also forbade women to participate in the theater.

                    In the Middle Ages, the lack of female voices in the relatively simple church music was not a problem. Young boys' voices had difficulty, though, with the complex polyphony that was being written in the late 1500s by the contrapuntalists in the Netherlands. Either their voices were not strong enough to maintain the part, or by the time they had gained the musicianship required to execute the music, their voices were changing.

                    Initially this problem was solved by importing falsettists from Spain and for a time Spanish falsettists held a monopoly in the Sistine Chapel. Somehow they seemed to have discovered a secret for giving the falsetto voice more agility, range and a richer sound. Some have suggested that these falsettists were, in fact, castrati and some may have been.

                    It is documented that in 1599, Pietro Paolo Folignato and Girolamo Rossini (No relation to the other Rossini that we know.), two Italian castrati were admitted to the Sistine Chapel. This, along with the invention of opera at about that time, ushered in the age of the castrati.

                    Castration had existed for centuries as a form of punishment. In other situations, slaves were castrated and then used as harem guards or as servants or tutors for upper class women.

                    Essentially there are two types of castration: removal of all the genitalia (usually inflicted as punishment and often fatal) and removal of the testes only. The latter of these was what was performed on prepubescent boys usually between the ages of seven and twelve.

                    Unfortunately many boys were castrated with the belief that castration alone would make them good singers. It is estimated that at the height of the castrati's popularity during the eighteenth century as many as four thousand boys a year were castrated in Italy. Sadly very few of them became rich or famous.

                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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