Brit is giving this poor Darkie a way out. Hopefully Tiger Woods will listen and accept the suggestion knowing the only alternative is to burn in Hell. Maybe,just maybe,someday in the future Tiger Woods will be a Christian. Thank you Brit Hume,one of my hero's for giving this poor creature a chance to turn his life around. It's days like this i just feel so good that i accepted Jesus as my personal Savior and gave up my simple superstitious ways.
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I had no idea that Tiger Woods was a boodist. Why would a coon want to bow down to a statue of some fat chink? I just don't get that.


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Brit Hume makes a perfect point. Tiger Woods is a sinful adulterer that likes to play "hole-in-one" with younger women, because he is a Buddhist. If he was a Christian, he wouldn't cheat on his wife.
I'd like to see Tiger Woods publicly renounce his Buddhist Satan-worshipping and embrace True Christianity(tm). Otherwise, I pray that his golfing career comes to a crashing halt and his life spirals out of control and he ends up homeless on Hollywood Blvd. hooked on heroin and xanax.
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Everyone knows that TrueChristians™ NEVER get caught in these types of scandals! Come on, Tiger... Let Christ be your caddy!Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
Further reading to help you become a True Christian™
Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!
Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
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Brother Brit is completely correct here. Although unless Tiger goes through Landover's Ex-Negro Program™, he will forever be a false Christian even if he rejects Buddhism. And his Thai half will also forever be attracted to his inborn heathen Buddhist ways. The asian races are highly susceptible to worshipping false idols and ancestors. It is due to their slanted eyes and sloped foreheads.
Buddhism is like a narcotic. Once an addict, always an addict. And even the slightest exposure can send a recovering Buddhist reeling back into a Karmic spiral of meditation and selflessness. For Tiger, even if he became a believer in Jesus Christ, simply eating in a Chinese restaurant would be akin to a junky mainlining 100% pure heroin.Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
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Professor, your scholarly training is shining through as strongly as ever.Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View PostBrother Brit is completely correct here. Although unless Tiger goes through Landover's Ex-Negro Program™, he will forever be a false Christian even if he rejects Buddhism. And his Thai half will also forever be attracted to his inborn heathen Buddhist ways. The asian races are highly susceptible to worshipping false idols and ancestors. It is due to their slanted eyes and sloped foreheads.
Buddhism is like a narcotic. Once an addict, always an addict. And even the slightest exposure can send a recovering Buddhist reeling back into a Karmic spiral of meditation and selflessness. For Tiger, even if he became a believer in Jesus Christ, simply eating in a Chinese restaurant would be akin to a junky mainlining 100% pure heroin.
I had no idea the Buddhist delusion was so hard to shake. We can only be thankful that the Buddhist "religion" is declining more rapidly than any other and in only a very short time will be extinct. GLORY!sigpic
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Brit really cares for the soul of this half chink half nigra. This is just one more example of why Fox News is a network of True Christians. God Bless you Rupert Murdock for your love for Jesus and the Truth.
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This episode PROVES that White Christian Men are not racist and prejudiced like the Negroes, Joos, Boodists, Spics, and Chinks. Brit is looking out for Tiger's SOUL. You won't find Nigras steering troubled White folks to God--- just look at Obama!!
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Unsurprisingly, Brit Hume is facing anti-Christian persecution for sharing the good news.
From The Washington False Christian Post:
Well, duh. We most certainly do have a responsibility to share Christ's love with hellbound trash:Brit Hume's off message: Have faith, Tiger Woods, as long as it's Christianity
by Tom Shill-for-Satan
Brit Hume was certainly full of something on "Fox News Sunday" this week. Hume, a part-time analyst at Fox since stepping down from his daily anchor role, sought to redefine the job of political pundit, apparently, when he stepped boldly up to the task of telling people what religious beliefs they ought to have. He prescribed in particular a remedial, therapeutic dose of Christianity for disgraced golfing champ Tiger Woods, a man whose lubricious private life has been haunting the headlines for weeks.
Noting that Woods has referred to himself as a Buddhist, Hume knocked his fellow "Fox News" panelists for mortified loops when he dissed about half a billion Buddhists on the planet with the remark, "I don't think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith."
It sounded a little like one of those Verizon vs. AT&T commercials -- our brand is better than your brand -- except that Hume was comparing two of the world's great religions, not a couple of greedy communications conglomerates. Further, is it really his job to run around trying to drum up new business? He doesn't really have the authority, does he, unless one believes that every Christian by mandate must proselytize?
Ezek. 3:18-19: When I say unto the wicked, Thou shalt surely die; and thou givest him not warning, nor speakest to warn the wicked from his wicked way, to save his life; the same wicked [man] shall die in his iniquity; but his blood will I require at thine hand. Yet if thou warn the wicked, and he turn not from his wickedness, nor from his wicked way, he shall die in his iniquity; but thou hast delivered thy soul.
Mark 16:15: And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.
Romans 10:14: How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher?This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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I am fairly sure Tiger Woods is already a Republican, so becoming a Christian is the last step before becoming an ex-Negro.
It's only a matter of time, I believe, until he starts courting Condoleeza Rice.
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I've read that the boodhists have different sects, much like Christians have false "sects" (like Methodists, Presbyterians, etc.). There is one sect of boodhists known as tantric boodhism where they fornicate for 18 hours a day.
This recent story has me wondering if Warren Beatty is a tantric boodhist:
Warren Beatty 'slept with over 12,000 women'
Warren Beatty, the notoriously priapic Hollywood star, slept with nearly 13,000 women before he turned 55, according to a new unauthorised biography.
The book, Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America, uses basic arithmetic to calculate that Beatty, 72, who allegedly averaged one woman a day over 35 years, slept with a total of 12,775.
The calculation assumes that Beatty, who lost his virginity at 20 and married the actress Annette Bening in 1992, has not strayed during his marriage.
However it does not include "daytime quickies, drive-by [encounters], casual gropings, stolen kisses, and so on", writes the book's author, Peter Biskind.
Mr Biskind, a writer with Vanity Fair magazine who interviewed Beatty extensively for the book, claimed that Beatty, who has been attached to Mary Tyler Moore, Cher, Joni Mitchell, Natalie Wood, Joan Collins and Madonna, said that he could not go to sleep without having sex.
"It was part of his routine, like flossing," Mr Biskind writes.
"If he had no more than one partner a night – and often there were several – over a period of, say, three and a half decades from the mid-1950s ... to 1991, when he met Annette Bening, and allowing for the stretches when he was with the same woman, more or less, we can arrive at a figure of 12,775 women, give or take," Mr Biskind writes.
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This also explain Tiger Woods' behavior. While his Thai blood partially dulls his negroid lust, his Buddhist beliefs multiply his need to fornicate a hundred fold. I would not be surprised if Tiger's lifetime fornication numbers did not far exceed Mr. Beatty's disgusting total.Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View PostI've read that the boodhists have different sects, much like Christians have false "sects" (like Methodists, Presbyterians, etc.). There is one sect of boodhists known as tantric boodhism where they fornicate for 18 hours a day.
This recent story has me wondering if Warren Beatty is a tantric boodhist:Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
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Don't worry, Mr. Hume has explained his faith:
He notes that that he wasn't proselytizing. And he wasn't!
Here's the definition:
Has Tiger converted yet? no? Then he has not been induced!pros·e·ly·tize (pros'?-li-tiz')
v. intr.
1. To induce someone to convert to one's own religious faith.
The Godly Mr. Hume goes on to explain that he wasn't denigrading Boohdism, but you notice that they both smiles a bit when they quickly agree on that and move on? Crafty foxes!
The BEST part is when the compare what Tiger would do to what Clinton did after his affair. They note that Tiger's would be a TRUE conversion, as opposed to Clinton's faith. They properly say that "you can just tell."
He concludes by properly observing how even the mention of Jesus these days brings down the wrath of all the unsaved. WE are the oppressed these days. Christians are being denyed tehir free speech. Hooray for old, white, conservative, Christians who stand up after years of disadvantages!Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
Further reading to help you become a True Christian™
Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!
Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
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It's so true the point he makes that Buddhism doesn't offer the same forgiveness Christianity does.
Buddhism - if you are good you can ascend to heaven, if you are bad you are reincarnated and have to go through another life. No forgiveness at all.
Christianity - You cannot possibly be good, but if Jesus forgives you, you can ascend to heaven. If you are not forgiven, you get the tortured forever in hell.
Why would anyone rather be a Buddhist?
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Only someone with substandard intelligence would believe those ridiculous fairy stories. That is why most Buddhists are either liberals or from the lower races.Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View PostIt's so true the point he makes that Buddhism doesn't offer the same forgiveness Christianity does.
Buddhism - if you are good you can ascend to heaven, if you are bad you are reincarnated and have to go through another life. No forgiveness at all.
Christianity - You cannot possibly be good, but if Jesus forgives you, you can ascend to heaven. If you are not forgiven, you get the tortured forever in hell.
Why would anyone rather be a Buddhist?Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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