[Jo Freddie]

Re: GOP President 2012

With all due modesty, I might be your man.

Do you think that america is ready for someone from Landlubber baptist to take the job? maybe soften them up with someone a little more moderate first, say Fred Phelps, oh I forgot he won't do as he is a Democrat.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: GOP President 2012

Pfffft...

Half of those people just need to get it over with and come out of the closet like that Ken Mehlman guy who hung around Bush all the time. Maybe then theyll quit passing laws against their own kind. Whenever I meat someone who says their a republican, I'm all like yeah, whatever... just another self-loafing gay guy.

Hold it right there! How dare you accuse a trice married man like Rush Limbaugh of being a homosexual! Many men decorate their houses in Louis XIV and burn scented candles. The only reason Rush goes to the Dominican Republic is to report on the evils of their socialized medicine, absolutely NOT to solicit sex from young men.

How dare you Sir.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: GOP President 2012

I'd like to nominate a Christian we can all love and respect.

A man known around the world for his tough Christian Love.

A man who offers name recognition throughout America, Europe, and the Middle East.

A man willing to put his own neck, and that of all our soldiers in Afghanistan and Iraq, on the line if it will protect us from creeping Islamofascism.

A man who has no qualms about intentionally inviting terrorist attacks upon innocent American civilians.

This man needs no introduction:

Pastor Terry Jones of Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida!

[Joshua Godwins]

Re: GOP President 2012

I'd like to nominate a Christian we can all love and respect.

A man known around the world for his tough Christian Love.

A man who offers name recognition throughout America, Europe, and the Middle East.

A man willing to put his own neck, and that of all our soldiers in Afghanistan and Iraq, on the line if it will protect us from creeping Islamofascism.

A man who has no qualms about intentionally inviting terrorist attacks upon innocent American civilians.

This man needs no introduction:

Pastor Terry Jones of Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida!

He may be a good candidate. The liberal press is already out to get him. It shows they fear him. On the other hand, the Secret Service is going to have their hands full protecting him from the mooslim mobs.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31727_162-20015763-10391695.html

[inglo35]

Re: GOP President 2012

I support any candidate endorsed by Landover Baptist Church. Without questioning.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: GOP President 2012

Jeb Bush - misogynist

Jeb's wife is a Mexican. His kids are mixed race. By definition Jeb is a misogynist.

Do you mean miscegenist (i.e., a race-mixer who conceives mongrel babies)?

Thank you SO much for the correction. In each case that I misused the word. The context was in race mixing. I will not make that error again! Thank you!

To be fair, Jeb must hate women if he's forcing them to breed outside their race.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: GOP President 2012

I would like to hereby withdraw my nomination of "Pastor" Terry Jones of Dove World Outreach Center for President. The last thing we need is another pro-Muslim pansy who caves to Islamist demands in the White House!

I bet that Imam turned Jones into a secret Islamist and wants to run him as a Manchurian candidate.

[HTannor]

Re: GOP President 2012

I would like to hereby withdraw my nomination of "Pastor" Terry Jones of Dove World Outreach Center for President. The last thing we need is another pro-Muslim pansy who caves to Islamist demands in the White House!

I bet that Imam turned Jones into a secret Islamist and wants to run him as a Manchurian candidate.

I agree Rev. Rodimer

With all due modesty, I might be your man.

-I'm a True Christian

-I'm an entrepenuer as evidenced by my lucrative newspaper distribution business.

-I'm very fiscally conservative as evidenced by my refusal to spend lavish amounts of money by using my moped for all my transportation needs.

-I have excellent morals as evidenced by my "Ex-Masturbator" award.

-I have also been awarded the coveted "Punched the most Queers" medal.

-I have a solid military background as evidenced by my nearly two days of Navy Seal training.

-The law degree I earned after responding to an ad on a matchbook cover will pay dividends as I analyze new legislation coming out of Congress.

-I have a solid medical background based upon learning CPR in the Boy Scouts.

-I know all that is important to know about economics by my skills in coming pretty close in balancing my checkbook.

-I have the necessary funds available through James Dewitt's Platinum Card for starting a campaign.


In short, I am ready to serve.

Therefore, may I count on your support?

(After all, I sent my envoys to your home in your moment of need.)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: GOP President 2012

I agree Rev. Rodimer



Therefore, may I count on your support?

(After all, I sent my envoys to your home in your moment of need.)

Sorry, I have a headache from this terrible ear and sinus infection.

By the way, your twin brother and his monkey came back later that night. Rosa says they came in through a back window and were trying to open my safe at around 4 am, but she ran them off. Seems they were eager to come by on your behalf so they could "case the joint".

Thanks loads, Brother.

They haven't been back.

Rosa has been very busy the last day or so; apparently Helen's been helping her make a few dozen mincemeat pies and beef pot pies for the Meals on Wheels program.

It occurred to me that my congregation has no such program. Apparently, the local Catholic cult does. When I asked why she's making pies for them, Rosa just smiled and said, "Ees time for your antibiotic, Meester Reverend. Open wide." Then I went to sleep.

[HTannor]

Re: GOP President 2012

By the way, your twin brother and his monkey came back later that night. Rosa says they came in through a back window and were trying to open my safe at around 4 am, but she ran them off. Seems they were eager to come by on your behalf so they could "case the joint".

Thanks loads, Brother.

They haven't been back.

I'm shocked, Reverend, truly shocked. Georgre, my bother, as in, GTannor, assured me his career as an organ grinder was going quite well.

I took him at his word, but, based upon what your have relayed, I suspect that Pippy may be "tapping the till", as it were. Who knows what sort of vices can lure a primate into a life of crime.


Today I picked up a copy of the Indianapolis paper at the local newspaper kiosk. Once I got thru all that garbage about next year's Indy 500, they mentioned something about an infestation of "Itchy Ear Syndrome." Probably nothing to worry about. What did the vet say to you today?

Rosa has been very busy the last day or so; apparently Helen's been helping her make a few dozen mincemeat pies and beef pot pies for the Meals on Wheels program.

I'm sure Rosa is a faithful and reliable servent. Uh, you have checked her green card, right? I wouldn't care to see you become the next ICE target.

Obamarama seems hellbent on "solving" the illegal immigrant "problem." Yeah, sure, he can't even prove his bona-fides when it comes to whether or not he's a legal - if you get my drift.

Anyway, I hope all is well with you. Especially considering George and Pippy are 600 miles east of me.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: GOP President 2012

I'm sure Rosa is a faithful and reliable servent. Uh, you have checked her green card, right? I wouldn't care to see you become the next ICE target.

Of course, Brother. I'm well aware of Rosa's immigration status.

Anyway, I hope all is well with you. Especially considering George and Pippy are 600 miles east of me.

Rosa tells me that they have disappeared from the area. Perhaps they are coming to see you as they flee the law!

She asks if you would like her to send you one of her pies along with Helen (coming to Freehold in a couple of days), "as a souvenir". Of what, I'm not really sure.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: GOP President 2012

To be honest, I really do think that I am probably America's best hope from recovering from Obama's socialist-nazi-communist nightmare. I am extremely wise, prudent, connected, likable, endearing, brilliant, perfect, yet strongly modest that I could take on this role. But, in practical terms, I know it can't happen because of my past...

• I did serve 7 years (shaved off of 15) in a federal penitentiary for fraud, embezzlement, and money laundering (I pled guilty officially, but we all know I was innocent, and I simply did so to get off lightly)
• The infamous 9/13/1989 episode of my TV show where I freely use the word "nigger" and accuse Jews of orchestrating every horrible event in history (which is true, but hurts my mainstream credibility).
• The pictures/testimonies/recordings/DNA evidence of my trysts with prostitutes (both female and transsexual...even though the evidence is flaky).
• My 2002 arrest after supposedly raping that hooker in a Vegas Hotel (charges were later dropped...but the public doesn't care about that, only accusations.)
• Having been divorced to five women (even if it was all their fault every time!)
• The other infamous 3/04/2006 episode of my TV show where I said to my audience that all gays need to be killed and I would willingly perform each and every execution (while not politically correct, it is 100% Biblically sound).

I realize I have a lot of dirty laundry which might prohibit me from running for the highest office in the land. Which is why, I'd be happy to donate millions to a candidate that was a carbon copy of me, but without all the previous baggage. Who is like me that isn't me? That is the answer to who I will vote for.

[HTannor]

Re: GOP President 2012

Come, come, Rev. Jim. Those trifles are in the past, and I consider them to be mere youthful indiscretions.

All things considered, when faced with a man of your abilities and assets, I happily withdraw my bid for the post.

Should you decide that the nation deserves you, please allow me to volunteer to be precinct manager of your campaign. With all due modesty on my part, I do wield a bit of clout here in the trailer park.

[HTannor]

Re: GOP President 2012

Rosa tells me that they have disappeared from the area. Perhaps they are coming to see you as they flee the law!

My thanks to Rosa for this alert. I shall be quite vigilent and if I hear of an itinerant organ grinder in the area, I shall contact Officer Don to perform his "Nothing of interest here, move along" routine.

Genesis 4:9
And the LORD said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper?

She asks if you would like her to send you one of her pies along with Helen (coming to Freehold in a couple of days), "as a souvenir". Of what, I'm not really sure.

I would love to taste Rosa’s pie and will gratefully accept a sample. You say “Helen” will deliver them? And that Helen will be available for an extended stay? Is Helen of the Hispanic persuasion?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: GOP President 2012

I would love to taste Rosa’s pie and will gratefully accept a sample. You say “Helen” will deliver them? And that Helen will be available for an extended stay? Is Helen of the Hispanic persuasion?

Helen will be Sister Phebe's new Personal Assistant.

She is most certainly not Hispanic.