Boycott Doritos!!! Gay Super-Bowl Ad Insults America!

[Nobar King]

Is this the last remaining untapped market for Doritos? Are there even going to be any fags watching the Super Bowl? I'm glad I saw this now so I know when to take a break during the big game.

Also, I'm sure glad that I don't have a couple of homers next door with a pool and never ending drunken pool parties and blaring Mexican music all the time. It would be time to pack up and move, assuming that you could sell the place.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Boycott Doritos!!! Gay Super-Bowl Ad Insults America!

Every year these Super Bowl ads try to shock us by un-upping each other. This commercial not only makes people crave Doritos, it makes them crave gay sex. I know I felt a little "funny" after watching that video and seeing two shirtless young men with chiseled bodies....if it can affect a stalwart True Christian™ pastor like me, what do you think it's going to do to our average citizen???

[polesmoker]

Re: Boycott Doritos!!! Gay Super-Bowl Ad Insults America!

Every year these Super Bowl ads try to shock us by un-upping each other. This commercial not only makes people crave Doritos, it makes them crave gay sex. I know I felt a little "funny" after watching that video and seeing two shirtless young men with chiseled bodies....if it can affect a stalwart True Christian™ pastor like me, what do you think it's going to do to our average citizen???

Then you must be slightly gay yourself, because it didn't phase me what so ever.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Boycott Doritos!!! Gay Super-Bowl Ad Insults America!

Then you must be slightly gay yourself, because it didn't phase me what so ever.

Uhm...hello? Welcome to our forums? You FIRST post here is to accuse a fine upstanding man of being a gay homo? I hope you are kidding, but I wouldn't know because you didn't introduce yourself in our Introduction Forum. Get thee there now!

[Bible Student]

Re: Boycott Doritos!!! Gay Super-Bowl Ad Insults America!

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Every year these Super Bowl ads try to shock us by un-upping each other. This commercial not only makes people crave Doritos, it makes them crave gay sex. I know I felt a little "funny" after watching that video and seeing two shirtless young men with chiseled bodies....if it can affect a stalwart True Christian™ pastor like me, what do you think it's going to do to our average citizen???

Then you must be slightly gay yourself, because it didn't phase me what so ever.

What a liar. Even your name betrays you unless you are a teenage girl posting without your father's permission.

[its_faith]

Re: Boycott Doritos!!! Gay Super-Bowl Ad Insults America!

I never eat those things. I heard if you eat enough of them you turn into a Mexican.

[the apocalypse]

Re: Boycott Doritos!!! Gay Super-Bowl Ad Insults America!

if a man sucks your dick, dosn't make you gay. it makes the guy sucking your dick gay

[Humbled]

Re: Boycott Doritos!!! Gay Super-Bowl Ad Insults America!

That commercial is seriously gay. It should be restricted to Bravo, except when I'm watching my Top Chef. I don't want to see no fags when I'm watching my shows.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Boycott Doritos!!! Gay Super-Bowl Ad Insults America!

And yet THIS ad was banned. Stupid liberal media.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Boycott Doritos!!! Gay Super-Bowl Ad Insults America!

Fortunately it's not a concern in the Whitford household as my husband, Mr. Whitford, doesn't care for having fancy foreign foods served here anyway and I agree with him 100%. If he's feeling extravagant and wants something zesty, we'll buy some plain Pringles. Other than that, the only such snack food we need are good, old-fashioned saltine crackers with unsalted tops. If Mr. Whitford is feeling particularly adventurous, he might even let us spray some cheese on them!

[Nobar King]

Re: Boycott Doritos!!! Gay Super-Bowl Ad Insults America!

Saltines with salt on the top would be too decadent, I'm sure.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Boycott Doritos!!! Gay Super-Bowl Ad Insults America!

Doritos are a gateway food to harlotry and homerism. They leave a powdery residue on the fingers that elicits obscene licking and sucking.



One day you're holding a Dorito bag and licking your fingers, the next day you're holding some guy's marble bag and servicing his tallywacker. You've been warned.