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Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
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Re: Why Americans are fat!
Funny, but it does best to remain that way. No government can tell the people what to eat or drink.
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Re: Why Americans are fat!
I put it down to the fact that all foreigners have tapeworms.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Re: Why Americans are fat!
At least in America, there's just guidelines put out by the government about what we should eat. As opposed to communism, where the government provided the food; or in third world countries where the government provides rice... and that's it.
That's not why we're fat.
This is why we're fat. (website appears to be down)
YIC
VJudges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.Comment
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Re: Why Americans are fat!
Obviously the heathen foreigners and, phornicators are using their dark influence and dark, pagan rituals to make honest Americans like you and I torpid and wide. They then decide to add insult to injury by offering us salads. No, I say. I kill animals and I eat of them! I will eat their flesh! No left-wing pagan rituals will deter me from my insatiable urge for flesh!!
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and Bacon. Good, honest, God-fearing bacon.Comment
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Re: Why Americans are fat!
Americans are fat because of the influence of atheism. Even Conservapedia, despite its liberal, anti-Bible bias, recognizes the connection between atheism and obesity.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: Why Americans are fat!
AMEN Brother and Atheists have no self control. This is why they cannot love GOD or HIS word much less follow the 10 Commandments.Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
Atheists also make poor pet owners because their bad behavior and eating habits are carried over in to the care of their animals.- Proverbs 23:20-21 "Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags."
- Proverbs 23:2 "And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite."
(Atheists should not be allowed to own pets)
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