ATTENTION ABORTIONISTS!

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Baby-Murdering Disgraces to the Medical Profession of America,

You may think that you commit the perfect crime -- that you will never be held to account for your slaughter of the innocents. After all, you have Roe v. Wade! You have Casey v. Planned Parenthood! The courts and police will protect you, as you fatten your purse with money dripping with the blood of the little children. And you're right, you are perfectly safe and free from reprecussions.

In this world.

But what will happen when you shuffle off this mortal coil? Here's a preview of coming attractions:

You will meet each of the people your shiny surgical saws and pumps brutally terminated. One by one, they will introduce themselves to you, and explain what kind of lives they were going to live, how many kids they would have had, what love and joy they could have brought to the world had you not sliced and diced and Hoovered them out of their hairy-pitted feminazi mothers. And then you will be in the presence of the Divine.

And God will weep for the children, His children, and cast you into the darkness.

You will start life over, developing slowly in a womb. You will grow all of your human features, gradually stirring to the opening chords of life. You will hear your mother's heart, and live life by its beats. Then, the birthing process! You will meet her and start anew! Until, as soon as your head starts to crown, spikes are driven into it! Your brainpan is cracked open and your brain sucked out. Your body diced into a million pieces and thrown into a pan.

And then, you will start life over, developing slowly in a womb, suffering massacre, over and over, forever...

GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED!

Yours in Him,
bab

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Preach it, Brother!



I applaud you for spelling out in detail the specifics of this murderous pastime.



They want you to think that an abortion is a simple medical procedure, like a heart transplant, or the separation of Siamese twins (something I disagree with, by the way), but if they would simply look at the NUTS and BOLTS of the whole thing...if they would only play videotapes of the whole thing in homeroom class, I know in my heart that this evil hobby would stop immediately.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[LilyAmong]

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A partial birth abortion is too humane for these godless devils. They should be chopped into little pieces, limb by limb, while their stupid harlot mothers spread their legs for the executioner. They should get injected with saline so they can slowly die of chemical burns. They should be burned alive while drums beat and trumpets blare to drown out their cries.

[Born Again Bob]

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A partial birth abortion is too humane for these godless devils. They should be chopped into little pieces, limb by limb, while their stupid harlot mothers spread their legs for the executioner. They should get injected with saline so they can slowly die of chemical burns. They should be burned alive while drums beat and trumpets blare to drown out their cries.

Dear Friend,

Amen! I think we could easily write, produce, and have a ravenous audience for Christian horror movies along these lines.

"Violent Scream"? (copyright BAB 2011)?

And, if we happened to need the rights to the 1980s Murray Head song "One Night in Bangkok," I happen to have that totally covered.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Bobblehead Bob the Boob]

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Dear Baby-Murdering Disgraces to the Medical Profession of America,

You may think that you commit the perfect crime -- that you will never be held to account for your slaughter of the innocents. After all, you have Roe v. Wade! You have Casey v. Planned Parenthood! The courts and police will protect you, as you fatten your purse with money dripping with the blood of the little children. And you're right, you are perfectly safe and free from reprecussions.

In this world.

But what will happen when you shuffle off this mortal coil? Here's a preview of coming attractions:

You will meet each of the people your shiny surgical saws and pumps brutally terminated. One by one, they will introduce themselves to you, and explain what kind of lives they were going to live, how many kids they would have had, what love and joy they could have brought to the world had you not sliced and diced and Hoovered them out of their hairy-pitted feminazi mothers. And then you will be in the presence of the Divine.

And God will weep for the children, His children, and cast you into the darkness.

You will start life over, developing slowly in a womb. You will grow all of your human features, gradually stirring to the opening chords of life. You will hear your mother's heart, and live life by its beats. Then, the birthing process! You will meet her and start anew! Until, as soon as your head starts to crown, spikes are driven into it! Your brainpan is cracked open and your brain sucked out. Your body diced into a million pieces and thrown into a pan.

And then, you will start life over, developing slowly in a womb, suffering massacre, over and over, forever...

GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED!

Yours in Him,
bab

Dear born again boob,

With a name like "born again" it sounds like you wish to be the one caught in this viscious circle of conception and death that you describe. First I'd like to know by what means you come by this information. Is this from the bible? Second it sounds like you beleive in reincarnation, being born over and over again. Are you christian or hindu?

Thanks be to science that we atheists are not on this roller coaster of confusion. We are born once and then into obllivion we go. I know that sounds depressing to your kind but science tells us that's how it is and that is much more comforting than the reincarnating house of horrors that you describe.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Dear born again boob,

With a name like "born again" it sounds like you wish to be the one caught in this viscious circle of conception and death that you describe. First I'd like to know by what means you come by this information. Is this from the bible? Second it sounds like you beleive in reincarnation, being born over and over again. Are you christian or hindu?

May I ask you a personal question friend.

Are all Atheists as dumb as you are?

Thanks be to science that we atheists are not on this roller coaster of confusion.

No, you're just on the internet all the time looking for porn and ways to mock Christians.

We are born once and then into obllivion we go. I know that sounds depressing to your kind but science tells us that's how it is and that is much more comforting than the reincarnating house of horrors that you describe.

Mind if I call you Bob, Bob?

Bob,

Please stop with the comforting lies of oblivion. The Truth is once you die you wake up right on Christ's door step for judgment. And Jesus has seen every excruciating second of you beating your meat to those Russian futanari girl cartoons on His Jumbotron. Christ an't going to be to please so instead of an eternal dirt nap your looking forward to an eternity of ass rape.

This won't be like the those naughty cartoons Bob, I guarantee you won't enjoy it. Go google "beetle penises" and then picture Ernest Borgnine with one a 24 inch one looking to make you a human condom while Tim Conway sets you on fire. That's what hell is like Bob.

Turn or burn Bob, it's your choice.

[Bobblehead Bob the Boob]

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May I ask you a personal question friend.

Are all Atheists as dumb as you are?


No, you're just on the internet all the time looking for porn and ways to mock Christians.

Mind if I call you Bob, Bob?

Bob,

Please stop with the comforting lies of oblivion. The Truth is once you die you wake up right on Christ's door step for judgment. And Jesus has seen every excruciating second of you beating your meat to those Russian futanari girl cartoons on His Jumbotron. Christ an't going to be to please so instead of an eternal dirt nap your looking forward to an eternity of ass rape.

This won't be like the those naughty cartoons Bob, I guarantee you won't enjoy it. Go google "beetle penises" and then picture Ernest Borgnine with one a 24 inch one looking to make you a human condom while Tim Conway sets you on fire. That's what hell is like Bob.

Turn or burn Bob, it's your choice.

So boob,

How do you now that hell is filled with gay sex? Apparently you have been there to describe it in such detail. But of course you haven't because it exists only in your mind. Therefore I would say that you mind is definitely a terrible place!

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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So boob,

How do you now that hell is filled with gay sex? Apparently you have been there to describe it in such detail. But of course you haven't because it exists only in your mind. Therefore I would say that you mind is definitely a terrible place!

Oh hello, there. You seem awfully familiar.

[Bobby-Joe]

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So boob,

How do you now that hell is filled with gay sex? Apparently you have been there to describe it in such detail. But of course you haven't because it exists only in your mind. Therefore I would say that you mind is definitely a terrible place!

Bob,

Jesus talks to us in Hearts of Hearts as you perfectly well know (even though you lie about not hearing His loving voice).

Now do you really want to spend eternity bent over a magma vent while Ernest Borgnine pounds your behind?

Praying for your redemption.
Bobby-Joe Tabor

PS Thank you for the insults, I know you only persecute me to attack Jesus.

[Bobblehead Bob the Boob]

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Oh hello, there. You seem awfully familiar.

Deja Vu no doubt. Did you ever have a genius microbiology teacher?

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friend,

Thanks be to science that we atheists are not on this roller coaster of confusion. We are born once and then into obllivion we go.

And none too soon.

However, don't you science folks believe in the conservation of matter? If so, nothing "goes" anywhere. It was always here and always will be, in one form or another.

Sounds like you know as much about science as about religion, friend!

Ever So Slightly Better Than You,
BAB

[Callisto]

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Damn! Thanks for the reminder! I haven't had an abortion for a couple of years now and I really look forward to them (best birth control EVER)!
It looks like I'm going to have to go out clubbing tonight to see if I can hook up and get knocked up. The best part? I'm Canadian so my abortions are free!

[God is Grace]

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Amen Brother, those baby murders will burn in hell. Satan will torture you for an eternity. Why can't you just get down on your knees and praise Jesus and feel his salvation come all over you.

Beating Heathens for You my Lord.

[God is Grace]

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Damn! Thanks for the reminder! I haven't had an abortion for a couple of years now and I really look forward to them (best birth control EVER)!
It looks like I'm going to have to go out clubbing tonight to see if I can hook up and get knocked up. The best part? I'm Canadian so my abortions are free!

You are a witch!

[isabellealders]

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so im just wondering... it's ok for "god" to kill thousand of japanese people but it's not ok for a abortionist to help a women to maybe get something she hasnt asked for or can't give the unborn child a good life?
to my opinion these people are needed just like any other doctor.