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  • Incorporate Your Uterus?

    The proposal from the Democrat Scott Randolph for Florida has been censored for using the word Uterus in the State Legislation. His statement regarding his advice to his wife to incorporate her uterus to protect her own rights in lieu of the fact that corporations now have the same equal rights as human beings. The point is for the GOP to stop trying to control women’s body parts and get on with job creation legislation which they have ignored. The AFL-CIO picked up on that phrase and now have a website for “Incorporate Your Uterus” to send a message to the Republican Party-get out of my business.”



    Randolph has cited 18 anti-choice bills or plainly Anti-Abortion Bills from the Republicans who want to control women’s uteruses. Big government is the totem pole that the GOP has attacked however they are trying to control women’s body parts. Charlie Christ vetoed anti-abortion bills but now Gov. Rick Scott that Floridians elected in November 2010, are now facing these types of bills that do not create jobs but are made for social religious engineering. An aggressive anti-abortion agenda is one of the goals of the GOP besides union busting and are purely conservative financially backed. The Chamber of Commerce, the Florida Chamber of Commerce are pushing these social issues and cutting funding for Planned Parenthood which hardly makes a dent in the overall budget expenditures.

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    Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    The proposal from the Democrat Scott Randolph for Florida has been censored for using the word Uterus in the State Legislation.
    Leave it to a DEMONcrat to use pornographic language on the floor of the Congress.



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    • #3
      Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      Leave it to a DEMONcrat to use pornographic language on the floor of the Congress.



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      Nothing pornographic about the correct name for a major part of the human reproductive system.

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      • #4
        Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

        GOD put that stuff on the inside and hid it for a reason!

        It's disgusting.
        The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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        • #5
          Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

          Originally posted by Cursed View Post
          GOD put that stuff on the inside and hid it for a reason!

          It's disgusting.
          Nothing disgusting about it at. All part of our Lord and Creator's (Blessed be His Glorious Appendages) wonderful design.
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          • #6
            Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

            That is truly disgusting! I'm sure Mrs Bathfire has nothing like that inside her! Even if she had, she doesn't want to know about it!

            Here's an amended picture that, at least, is wholesome!

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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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            • #7
              Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              That is truly disgusting! I'm sure Mrs Bathfire has nothing like that inside her! Even if she had, she doesn't want to know about it!

              Here's an amended picture that, at least, is wholesome!

              I must say that it is VERY interesting that you chose to change the diagram in that way Bathie.

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              Diagram on left: From page 244, Marija Gimbutas, The Civilization of the Goddess, Harper, ©1991 -- “An even more esoteric symbol of the womb of regeneration is the bull’s head or skull (bucranium). The similarity of the bucranium with the shape of the woman’s uterus and fallopian tubes was noticed by the artist Dorothy Cameron while working with James Mellaart (in 1960-65) at Catal Huyuk (town in Anatolia [Turkey]) . A great deal of information on the symbolic role of the bull’s head is revealed by the wall paintings from Catal Huyuk. In many, the bucranium is shown in place of the uterus in the body of the Goddess. This is a plausible if esoteric explanation for the importance of this motif in the symbolism of Old Europe, Anatolia, and the Near East.”

              Center photo: from Encyclopædia Britannica, Inc. © 1994-2001 - “Bucranium - decorative motif representing an ox killed in religious sacrifice. The motif originated in a ceremony wherein an ox’s head was hung from the wooden beams supporting the temple roof (italics ed.-see next); this scene was later represented, in stone, on the frieze, or stone lintels, above the columns in Doric temples. The motif has been found on painted pottery in Iraq dating from 5000 BC. It was later imported into Bronze Age Crete as part of the bull and double-ax cult, where the bull’s head was decorated with a garland of bay leaves. In Roman examples, the garland of bay leaves was omitted.”

              Photo on right: from New Oxford Annotated Bible, NRSV, Oxford Press, © 1994 -John 19.16,34 “So they took Jesus: and carrying the cross by himself, he went out to what is called The Place of the Skull (Greek: craniou topos), which in Hebrew (Aramaic) is called Golgotha. There they crucified him...one of the soldiers pierced (Jesus’s) side with a spear, and at once blood and water came out.”
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              • #8
                Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

                You're marching to Hell, Mr Freddie (if that is your name). I didn't read that garbage written by unscrupulous charlatans bend on profiting from self-publicity. BUT if I had done, I would tell you that the ancients would not have gone around cutting up women just to compare their bowels with cattle skulls and that any similarity is a mere coincidence!

                Edit - I have made your diagram a little more acceptable. You may thank me later.
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                • #9
                  Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  You're marching to Hell, Mr Freddie (if that is your name). I didn't read that garbage written by unscrupulous charlatans bend on profiting from self-publicity. BUT if I had done, I would tell you that the ancients would not have gone around cutting up women just to compare their bowels with cattle skulls and that any similarity is a mere coincidence!

                  Edit - I have made your diagram a little more acceptable. You may thank me later.
                  Your the one that went from Uterus to Bulls Head, I just suggested why that could be, as for your edit of the picture I don't feel the need to thank you as no edit was needed

                  There is nothing in the picture that is need of censorship.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Your the one that went from Uterus to Bulls Head, I just suggested why that could be, as for your edit of the picture I don't feel the need to thank you as no edit was needed

                    There is nothing in the picture that is need of censorship.
                    sick! we don't need to be seeing that!
                    sigpic"Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression." (I Timothy 2:11-14)

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                    • #11
                      Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

                      If a mans wife would "incorporate" her ut*r*s would that not mean that he would be able to sue her if she don't provide him with lots of small Christian soldiers? The purpose of a ur*r*s is to serve as a place where women grow babies for their husband is it not? So being childless would be a breach of contract if she is "incorporated".

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                      • #12
                        Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

                        Originally posted by Schibbolet View Post
                        If a mans wife would "incorporate" her ut*r*s would that not mean that he would be able to sue her if she don't provide him with lots of small Christian soldiers? The purpose of a ur*r*s is to serve as a place where women grow babies for their husband is it not? So being childless would be a breach of contract if she is "incorporated".

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                        • #13
                          Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

                          Originally posted by Schibbolet View Post
                          If a mans wife would "incorporate" her uterus would that not mean that he would be able to sue her if she don't provide him with lots of small Christian soldiers? The purpose of a uterus is to serve as a place where women grow babies for their husband is it not? So being childless would be a breach of contract if she is "incorporated".

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                          Such a misogynistic standpoint would not be benefited by incorporation, in fact if such a ridiculous case did not get laughed out of court the incorporated uterus would be able to avoid having to pay out much more easily then an individual.

                          That after-all is part of the point that Scott Randolph was making.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Such a misogynistic standpoint would not be benefited by incorporation, in fact if such a ridiculous case did not get laughed out of court the incorporated uterus would be able to avoid having to pay out much more easily then an individual.

                            That after-all is part of the point that Scott Randolph was making.
                            Why don't you and your gay lover Scott Randolf go sodomize a plate of spaghetti?
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                            • #15
                              Re: Incorporate Your Uterus?

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              That after-all is part of the point that Scott Randolph was making.
                              .
                              Originally posted by Representative Scott Randolph
                              The point is that Republicans are always talking about deregulation and big government. But I say their philosophy is small government for the big guy and big government for the little guy. And so, if my wife's uterus was incorporated or my friend's bedroom was incorporated, maybe the Republicans would be talking about deregulating.
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