Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Let's look at the evidence, in no particular order:

Glenn Beck believes his choice in underwear is important to his false god.

Glenn Beck cries more frequently than John Boehner.

Glenn Beck got fired from the only True Heterosexual(tm) News Source, Fox News, for undisclosed reasons.

Glenn Beck is what some would call a "drama queen".

Glenn Beck constantly rails about the "gay agenda", in "methinks he doth protest too much" fashion.

I think the evidence points to only one conclusion.

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger?

I think the evidence points to only one conclusion.

Agreed Rev!!!

[napa valley nan]

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Let's look at the evidence, in no particular order:.....Glenn Beck constantly rails about the "gay agenda", in "methinks he doth protest too much" fashion.

well thank you very much mr. Informed but it so happenstance that Mr. Beck is NOT against gay marriage (or as the enlighteneds call it, the Equality Of Marriage) here he schools Mr. Bill O'Reilley on the TRUTH as he is BEHIND the times and needs HELP...

"Honestly, I think we have bigger fish to fry," Beck said. "You can argue about abortion or gay marriage or whatever all you want. The country is burning down...I don't think marriage, that the government actually has anything to do with...that is a religious right."

"Do you believe gay marriage is a threat to the country in any way?" O'Reilly asked.

"A threat to the country? No, I don't," Beck said, laughing, adding mockingly, "Will the gays come and get us?"

Beck quoted Thomas Jefferson: "If it neither breaks my leg nor picks my pocket, what difference is it to me?"

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger?

well thank you very much mr. Informed but it so happenstance that Mr. Beck is NOT against gay marriage (or as the enlighteneds call it, the Equality Of Marriage) here he schools Mr. Bill O'Reilley on the TRUTH as he is BEHIND the times and needs HELP...

Dangit! Now I want to change my vote! Total poofter.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger?

well thank you very much mr. Informed but it so happenstance that Mr. Beck is NOT against gay marriage (or as the enlighteneds call it, the Equality Of Marriage) here he schools Mr. Bill O'Reilley on the TRUTH as he is BEHIND the times and needs HELP...

Added to evidence file:

Glenn Beck rails against the "gay agenda" YET supports homosexual "marriage".

[its_faith]

Re: Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger?

Its possible. Satan is always sending us false prophets to lead us astray. Beware of his chalkboard!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I wonder how Napa Valley Mann voted in the poll?

[Righteous Rider]

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If you call Glenn Beck gay, he'll hit you with his purse!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Glenn Beck cries more frequently than John Boehner.

Heh. True story. Back in '06 I played a foursome against John down at Augusta. The bet was $50,000. Well, he and his partner started off real well, and it was looking bad for us, until I got my edge back and started hitting a couple of birdies. Didn't help him that my partner played on the Senior PGA as well. By hole 18, with our win and money secured, you should've seen John's eyes well up.

Great politician and leader for our country but a real whiny, sore loser.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Added to evidence file:

Glenn Beck rails against the "gay agenda" YET supports homosexual "marriage".

Excellent point. I have never had much use for Glenn Beck. He has never left his "shock jock" roots. He doesn't believe a word he says. He just says whatever he thinks will get a rise out of people.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Bobby-Joe]

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Excellent point. I have never had much use for Glenn Beck. He has never left his "shock jock" roots. He doesn't believe a word he says. He just says whatever he thinks will get a rise out of people.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

That's pretty sad think think of Pastor. But what can we expect? Beck is some left coast druggie who "found Jesus" (or at lest the Mormon "Jesus") Small wonder Fox fired him.

[napa valley nan]

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I wonder how Napa Valley Mann voted in the poll?

NAN didn't vote because options limited. I would say he's the only chance we might have and this just ocurred to me just now so might not be so thoughtout...but he can act as bridge between the Big Right and other people. He's exampling for the world to see with its eyes that Yes you (or he) can be with the "conservatives" but not want to stamp on the rights of someone who's not him. If we all just minded our own beeswax in our OWN back yard we could get more done an sleep better at night, without the hating and tossing/turning/gasping.

Its like the song says "Meet me HALF WAY"
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[Henry Poppendorfer]

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Some of my more sensible, conservative-minded family members once revealed to me that they themselves actually listen to this Mormon madman's crackpot theories, and I promptly spanked them with my laminated copy of the KJV I use for spankings of all kinds and whatnot.

It's such a shame that such a potentially nice, handsome, well-built middle-aged man like Glenn Beck has been tricked by Satan's wicked lies into worshiping at the altar of the foul, clearly homosexual sodomite, Jew-seph Smith and his ilk, Brigham Young (FACT: Brigham Young changed his name to suit his evil purposes. His original name was Bringem Young, as in bring young Christian boys to him for the purposes of wicked sodomy!). Beck's enthusiasm and passion for sin would have been rivaled only by his passion for the Lord, if only those Utah devils hadn't trapped him in their smut-seeped polygamous orgy of a false church. I will pray that Glenn Beck stops this wicked behavior at once, won't you pray with me too, Christian brothers & sisters?

[Little Donkey]

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Dangit! Now I want to change my vote! Total poofter.

Heh, well I voted Rump Ranger on pure gut instinct. Ya gotta trust the source, and not listen to the rationalizations of Satan.

[Mr.Warren]

Re: Is Glenn Beck a Rump Ranger?

Excellent point. I have never had much use for Glenn Beck. He has never left his "shock jock" roots. He doesn't believe a word he says. He just says whatever he thinks will get a rise out of people.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Pastor, I completely and totally agree with you here. When I watched FOX News, I had to change the channel as soon as his program came on. He makes about as much sense as Rosie O'Donnell at any given point in her existence.