Has Michelle Bachman's Husband Been Compromised?

[Gabriel Reproba]

Has Michelle Bachman's Husband Been Compromised?

Friends, this is an important BLUE LEVEL Action Alert! I suspect the the Godly Marcus Bachmann, husband of the intrepid Michelle Bachmann, has been compromised. I don't know who did it. I don't know how it was done. What I DO know is that he has uttered words that no True Christian™ would ever utter. In a recent interview, he was asked:

If he thought it was appropriate and fair for a question to be asked of his wife in the debate Thursday night about whether she would be "submissive" to him, her husband, if she were president.

As we all know, the Bible is VERY clear on this matter:

22Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. 24Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Ephesians 5:22-24

I was eager to hear this man of God, the same man who has been helping queers Pray the Gay Away™ for years, rebuke the reporter and declare that, of course, his wife would submit to him just as the Bible commands. Needless to say, my jaw dropped when I read his answer:

"They need to focus on what's important in this country," Marcus Bachmann said, pointing to jobs and the economy as the topics that should take priority. "It's unfortunate that they focus on things that are not as important."

I had to read that last part seven tiems to be sure I wasn't having a stroke or something. Did Marcus Bachmann, the same Marcus Bachmann who righteously called out gays as being "barbarians" because God says so, just say that jobs and the economy are more important the the WILL OF GOD?

Freinds, something evil is afoot. Either Marcuss Bachmann has been compromised by spending too much time with the gays, or he is possessed by a demon. Maybe it is something worse...maybe he is sliding towards atheism? What shall we do about this? Is an intervention appropriate?

I am worried!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Has Michelle Bachman's Husband Been Compromised?

Great post, Brother.

How anyone claiming to be a True Christian could say the scripture about submissive women was "unimportant" is beyond me.

I think we need to raise some questions about the worthiness of this husband. The last thing we need is an out-of-control wife. Do we want Hillary II?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Has Michelle Bachman's Husband Been Compromised?

If he thinks that following God's law is not important, then he must be in favor of legalizing murder. He probably fornicates with Asherah poles as well.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Has Michelle Bachman's Husband Been Compromised?

I'll tell you all what I'm going to say for 3 or 4 hours tomorrow morning in Church: No True Christian™ will be allowed to cast a vote for ANY woman!