John Hunstman says we evolved from monkeys!

[Faith_Machine]

And he "trusts scientists" when it comes to "global warming!"

Republican candidate John Hunstman gets drunk and tweets evolutionist nonsense

From the moment Rick Perry declared he would run for president, Jon Huntsman has doled out nothing but love for his fellow candidate, calling him "a good friend and a good man."

But that changed today when Huntsman took to Twitter, subtly calling out Perry’s views on global warming. Huntsman tweeted: “To be clear. I believe in evolution and trust scientists on global warming. Call me crazy.”

Hey, no John, that's not crazy. It is a perfectly sane and reasonable thing to assure your eternal damnation by using Twitter to lead people astray with evolutionist lies. By all means Mr. Huntsman, please continue. And do be sure to say hello to Satan for me. You'll be meeting him soon enough.

[Faith_Machine]

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Do be sure and click the link so you can read the entire article. It's filled with even more comic gold, such as the following:

The tweet comes on the heels of a comment made by Huntsman’s chief strategist, John Weaver, to the Washington Post about views Perry made clear in his book, Fed Up!.

"We’re not going to win a national election if we become the anti-science party,” Weaver said. “The American people are looking for someone who lives in reality and is a truth teller because that’s the only way that the significant problems this country faces can be solved.

Oh sure. And believing the fairy tale of evolution, which has absolutely NO basis in scripture is "living in reality."

[Redeemed Papist]

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Oh sure. And believing the fairy tale of evolution, which has absolutely NO basis in scripture is "living in reality."

Amen, Brother!

How anyone can reconcile the so-called "evidence" put forward by the scientists with established scriptural reality is beyond me. They need to reject anything this joker has to say, no matter how reasonable as he is clearly an agent of Satan.

[Faith_Machine]

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Yeah, if I wanted a delusional atheist in the White House, I'd just vote Democrat.

[Fags Die God Laughs]

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Huntsman supports fags getting "civil unions" too.


What's civil about brute beast fags having anal sex and getting a tax break for it?

[Redeemed Papist]

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Huntsman supports fags getting "civil unions" too.


What's civil about brute beast fags having anal sex and getting a tax break for it?

Are you here to discuss scripture, boy, or to bang a political drum like a monkey?

[John Scopes]

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I constantly strive to remain objective about political matters but this individual seems to be a breath of fresh air.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I constantly strive to remain objective about political matters but this individual seems to be a breath of fresh air.

Yes, I suppose he would to you. Maybe you and he can car-pool to hell.

[Free Market Fred]

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Well, I DO believe in evolution. However, it's ridiculous to think that it takes millions of years like those liberals claim. Especially when you know that the world is only 6000 years old like it says in the Bible.

Negroes are a good example of evolution in action. They can be produced in just one generation when you cross a human with a chimpanzee.


Negro: a product of evolution

As for white people, it's sad but true that they can evolve into libtards after just a few years of attending public school. That's why its so important that True Christians home-school their kids.


Evolution2: Harvard University professor

Of course, for busy Christian parents with no time to home teach, you can always send the kids to a Jesus boot camp (like the ones run by my company). Or if you don't have the money and your credit cards are maxed out, just lock the brats in a closet with a jar of peanut butter and a Bible. If they start kicking up a fuss, holding their heads underwater for a couple of minutes is usually sufficient to get their attention.

Homos are another product of evolution in action. Christian scientists have now proven that homoism is caused by eating organic food. It's bad for adults, but especially dangerous for children. Don't even think about giving your kids anything other than pure, clean milk fortified with melamine, sugar and artificial flavors, taken from cows that have been raised on growth hormones, antibiotics and steroids.


Organic milk causes homo disease

Remember, it was because Adam and Eve ate an organic apple in the Garden of Eden that we have so much trouble today. If they'd just stuck to the diet the Lord intended (cola, Doritos, Big Macs and freedom fries) we'd all be living in a paradise.

[John Scopes]

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You raise many interesting points of conjecture.

Negroes are a good example of evolution in action. They can be produced in just one generation when you cross a human with a chimpanzee.

All of humanity is descended from Africa, this is a scientific fact.

As for white people, it's sad but true that they can evolve into libtards after just a few years of attending public school. That's why its so important that True Christians home-school their kids.

As long as they instruct in the true science of evolution there is nothing wrong with this approach.

Evolution2: Harvard University professor

Of course, for busy Christian parents with no time to home teach, you can always send the kids to a Jesus boot camp (like the ones run by my company). Or if you don't have the money and your credit cards are maxed out, just lock the brats in a closet with a jar of peanut butter and a Bible. If they start kicking up a fuss, holding their heads underwater for a couple of minutes is usually sufficient to get their attention.

Homos are another product of evolution in action. Christian scientists have now proven that homoism is caused by eating organic food. It's bad for adults, but especially dangerous for children. Don't even think about giving your kids anything other than pure, clean milk fortified with melamine, sugar and artificial flavors, taken from cows that have been raised on growth hormones, antibiotics and steroids.

Lack of parental involvement with their children's education because they are "too busy" is a classic bailout. They were obviously able to find the time for the reproductive act to create them.

Organic milk causes homo disease

Remember, it was because Adam and Eve ate an organic apple in the Garden of Eden that we have so much trouble today. If they'd just stuck to the diet the Lord intended (cola, Doritos, Big Macs and freedom fries) we'd all be living in a paradise.

Homosexuality is purely genetic in nature, an inherited trait. Milk has nothing to do with it.

[Faith_Machine]

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Homosexuality is purely genetic in nature, an inherited trait. Milk has nothing to do with it.

Oh, I was hoping you'd say that! Congratulations, buddy; two of your liberal fascist doctrines just contradicted each other!

Since homosexuals do not reproduce, there is no mechanism by which your "evolution" could possibly allow for homosexuality to be a genetic trait!

Evolution, after all, favors the perpetuation of traits conducive to an organism surviving long enough to reproduce. Since the average homosexual (thankfully) lives out his entire unnatural life without polluting the gene pool, by your own admission, homosexuals can not possibly exist!

[Free Market Fred]

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All of humanity is descended from Africa, this is a scientific fact.

Hah! I just hate it when you elitist libtards start quoting your sacred "scientific" texts. You scientologists go on-and-on creating lies about humans evolving from African monkeys, that global warming is not a fairy tale, and claiming that the Earth revolves around the sun - how do you expect anyone to believe that drivel! Fortunately, we at LandOverBaptist have our own scholars, schooled in creation science at highly respected Bible colleges such as Jerry Falwell's Liberty University, or Michelle Bachmann's alma mater, Oral Roberts University. And for those who don't have the time or money or attend a bricks-and-mortar school, many of our church members hold online degrees from Glenn Beck University.

So my point is that we have a great deal of technical expertise here at LBC, and I can assure you that the consensus of opinion is that humans did not come from Africa. Yes, Negros come from there, but not humans. The Bible makes it clear that all humans originated in the Garden of Eden. Although the Bible didn't give away the exact location of the Garden of Eden, we know it was someplace in the USA, probably southern Florida near the Ft Lauderdale Country Club.

Adam had it made, with a hot babe like Eve, an 18-hole golf course, and club house with wide-screen TV. With no whiny little brats to take care of, the two of them could have spent their days naked in the hot tub sipping margaritas and munching Cheetos. But instead they listened to that liberal snake and took a bite out of an organic apple. So they got kicked out of the Garden of Eden and had to go live in Israel and herd goats. Admittedly, Israel ain't the worst place, but there were no Mexican landscape gardeners to help out and it was definitely a big step down from Fort Lauderdale. It was as big a disaster as a high-falutin' CEO investing all his billions in the Bernie Madoff Fund, losing the whole lot, and having to go work at Taco Bell for a living.


Pre-snake: Eve, offering Adam a bite in the Garden of Eden

To make it worse, Eve got knocked up several times. Wasn't long before she had a big belly and stretch marks, and Adam had to entertain himself with the sheep.

Homosexuality is purely genetic in nature, an inherited trait. Milk has nothing to do with it.

Just more of your ridiculous so-called "science." Michelle Bachmann's husband, Marcus, runs a business curing fags of their homoism. How could he cure it if it's a genetic disease?

Personally, if I was you, I'd check into Marcus's Homo Treatent Center as soon as possible. Before you catch AIDS or something.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Homosexuality is purely genetic in nature, an inherited trait..

No it isn't. Not even the idiots who proposed the notion say that any more. As a theory it has been utterly disproved