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  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
    Pastor of Praise and Worship
    A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2009
    • 3890

    #1

    Dear Lord please let Santorum win the GOP nomination!

    I am praying right now if it be Your will, oh Father. Please, please, please let Richard Santorum be Your nominee for president.

    I know Santorum is a candidate we Christians can really get behind and in front of.

    Dick Santorum is the only person I have ever heard of bringing his miscarried dead baby home to love on and cuddle with the family.

    That is the true passion for the life of a child that we need to end abortion in this country!
    Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


    Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Dear Lord please let Santorum win the GOP nomination!

    Holy Jesus! I beseech thee in thy own Holy Name, PLEASE grant the Iowa Poll victory to Brother Santorum tonight! Snatch the victory away from the foul liberal mormon Romney and the vile papist Gingrich! Reward the REAL Christian candidate with a victory over the false candidates and raise Santorum up on high, that America might get a good whiff of what you want for America!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #3
      Re: Dear Lord please let Santorum win the GOP nomination!

      Amen!

      I add my pitiful and weak entreaties (as a Canadian) to those of my American betters that Rick Santorum becomes the one to vanquish Obama the usurper from his office! And that his victory begins with victory in Iowa tonight! This I pray through Christ our Lord, Amen.

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: Dear Lord please let Santorum win the GOP nomination!

        Someone just sent me this:

        "5 vote margin between Romney and Santorum is down to some folks at the diner who only held off because "I only met 'em twice.""

        I hope those folks are True Christians!
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • HTannor
          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2612

          #5
          Re: Dear Lord please let Santorum win the GOP nomination!

          I'm proud to have done my part in raising Rick to his lofty statues in our trailer park caucus.

          There were two hold-outs that needed convincing. I showed them pictures of miscarried fetuses bearing a stunning resemblance to Rick and his wife. The Mitt supporters were so sickened they left without casting a ballot. That resulted in Rick's landslide victory by two votes.

          Bachmann's lone supporter left early after someone mentioned Michelle being married to a queer.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12876

            #6
            Re: Dear Lord please let Santorum win the GOP nomination!

            Originally posted by HTannor View Post
            I'm proud to have done my part in raising Rick to his lofty statues in our trailer park caucus.

            Bachmann's lone supporter left early after someone mentioned Michelle being married to a queer.
            I do hope Michelle's husband can change so he does not sound and act like a homer.

            I think her last place finish in Iowa was caused by the wide spread belief she is harboring one of Satan's own representatives.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22378

              #7
              Re: Dear Lord please let Santorum win the GOP nomination!

              Michelle Bachmann clearly has Jesus on her side. I am certain she will win.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #8
                Re: Dear Lord please let Santorum win the GOP nomination!

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Michelle Bachmann clearly has Jesus on her side. I am certain she will win.
                You may be right Brother. Mitt's "victory" was actually a defeat, and Rick proved that the world is waiting for REAL Christians (even though he's a bit soft on some points if you ask me...)

                Michelle would get my vote if... she weren't a woman.

                Do the pastors have an official stance on this? Newt for POTUS, with both Michelle and Sarah as VP?

                Maybe there's still time for Mayor Hold to enter the race?
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Dear Lord please let Santorum win the GOP nomination!

                  Well Freehold county went to Rick. Just go look at the by county break down of the caucus and you will see Freehold county was full of it when it came to Santorum. Rommey did not get ONE lousy vote from Freehold, loser.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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