Santorum surges from behind!

[Cranky Old Man]

Santorum did a huge number 2 today!

While some will complain about Romney stealing the Iowa caucus, it is very impressive that with less money and less exposure Santorum still thrusted to number 2 from behind! Romney's back will surely be hurting from Santorum's banging on conservative values.

No doubt liberal gay democrats will go asleep crying tonight realizing their filthy ways are over and Santorum is here to create order again!

[James Hutchins]

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I want to demand a recount!

[Bobby-Joe]

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GLORY! Clearly Mittens is slipping on Santorum. Rommey thought he could just clean up, well no one cleans up Santorum.

This has left a stain on the Rommey campaign that will never come off.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I have been really eating Santorum up myself, and it looks like a lot of other Republicans have as well. I am proud to have my shirts and my automobile covered in Santorum. It won't take a forensic scientist to determine who I voted for!

[Bobby-Joe]

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I have been really eating Santorum up myself, and it looks like a lot of other Republicans have as well. I am proud to have my shirts and my automobile covered in Santorum. It won't take a forensic scientist to determine who I voted for!

Careful Brother! Those anal sex loving gays will be angry when they see you embracing Santorum like that!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Careful Brother! Those anal sex loving gays will be angry when they see you embracing Santorum like that!

The queers will be angry no matter what we do, if it is not allowing them to pound our rectums forthwith. If we inseminate our wives, they will be angry; if we wear pants, they will be angry; if we don't murder our children in the womb, they will be angry. The only way to satisfy a queer is to let him ejaculate inside of you. It is useless.

[James Hutchins]

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I do not know about you guys but I am exhausted from driving from precinct to precinct voting. We really should of made one or two more stops.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Forgive me for not being as jubilant, brothers, but Santorum has left a nasty taste in my mouth. I heard he was a Cathylick? If he was elected president, wouldn't he create a mess? That's something to consider...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Forgive me for not being as jubilant, brothers, but Santorum has left a nasty taste in my mouth. I heard he was a Cathylick? If he was elected president, wouldn't he create a mess? That's something to consider...

Well, the last Catholic President sure left a mess, that's for sure.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Forgive me for not being as jubilant, brothers, but Santorum has left a nasty taste in my mouth. I heard he was a Cathylick? If he was elected president, wouldn't he create a mess? That's something to consider...

Amen brother. I always thought he was a Christian.

He looks like a Christian.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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As much as I like these Republican candidates, even if the media depicts them as "fringe", I still don't think they are satisfactorily addressing the demands of the American people...

Immigration: Deportation? What about capital punishment? You think Jose Beano is going to cram himself in a meat truck with 50 other wetbacks if he knows he's going to get the chair (in the few Godly states that it's allowed to exist) if he comes here? Hell no.

Taxes: It's stupid to heavily tax 1% of the people when you can heavily tax 99% of the people. That brings in more tax income. It's economics and common sense.

Wars Overseas: With the Iraq War officially ended, we need a candidate that will pledge a new war very soon. Look how World War II helped us....the 1950s were a boon! Same logic here.

Social Issues: Gay MARRIAGE shouldn't just be illegal, GAYS themselves should be illegal. If there were no gays, there would be no gay marriage debate, would there? Seriously, problems are easily solved by cutting right to the core.

Unemployment: We have so many unemployed people in this country because they are LAZY. ANYONE could be the CEO if they wanted to. Why don't we have a workforce consisting purely of CEOs? Because people are lazy. Republican candidates need to drive this point home.

Seriously, with these lackluster challengers to Obama, I think God Himself is wanting me to run. I know God wanted Michelle Bachmann and Rick Perry to run.....but not to win....but to set an example of what not to do. Too centrist and liberal for my tastes. No. I think God wants ME to run for president. Maybe I will....

[Bob4God]

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I am worried that Santorum is being spread too thin.

Certainly the smart thing to do would be to lather Santorum up real thick in the strongest conservative Christian states, well it will really set things into motion.

What we need is a real grass-roots movement, something that can come through the political backdoor.

The states that want Santorum are the states that deserve Santorum.