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  • Bob4God
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    Hands folded for Jesus
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #1

    Romney Assures Us if We Could Only Know His Heart, We'd Vote for Him

    Romney was addressing a hostile crowd of rowdy colored folks in Texas who booed him when he promised to repeal the socialist Obamacare.

    Trying desperately to show the rioting Negroes his selfless love, Mitt Romney promised them and all of America.

    "I believe that if you understood who I truly am in my heart, and if it were possible to fully communicate what I believe is in the real, enduring best interest of African-American families, you would vote for me for president..."

    Romney's assurance that he really is a good guy who just doesn't know how to show it fell on deaf ears, as the coloreds hooped and hollered and no doubt threw old watermelon rinds and feces at him.

    This is why the blacks are in the trouble they are in now. Every time a generous white man offers them some help in the form of repealing healthcare laws or outlawing abortion, this is how he is repaid: With ingratitude and hate.
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  • WWJDnow
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2009
    • 6312

    #2
    Re: Romney Assures Us if We Could Only Know His Heart, We'd Vote for Him

    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
    "I believe that if you understood who I truly am in my heart, and if it were possible to fully communicate what I believe is in the real, enduring best interest of African-American families, you would vote for me for president..."
    I didn't realize that African-Americans had families, since black women don't seem to know who the fathers of their children are.
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    • John Creeser
      Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
       
      • Aug 2009
      • 7248

      #3
      Re: Romney Assures Us if We Could Only Know His Heart, We'd Vote for Him

      This is why the blacks are in the trouble they are in now. Every time a generous white man offers them some help in the form of repealing healthcare laws or outlawing abortion, this is how he is repaid: With ingratitude and hate.
      Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
      I didn't realize that African-Americans had families, since black women don't seem to know who the fathers of their children are.
      Thankfully for the negro women, they have that Christ killing joo Maury Povich to sort out who the father is.
      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: Romney Assures Us if We Could Only Know His Heart, We'd Vote for Him

        Why are these unsaved scumwards so uselessly stupid as not to see how Mitt Romney only wants what's best for them? As Mitt has said many times the filthy douches just need to put down the crack pipe and see Mitt is a really good guy. But, alas the common folk are just common trash.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: Romney Assures Us if We Could Only Know His Heart, We'd Vote for Him

          Next, Ann Romney will be urging them to "unzip" Mitt to see how "not stiff" he is.

          What other parts will he be placing on display? Will this become the Body Worlds campaign?!
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
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            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: Romney Assures Us if We Could Only Know His Heart, We'd Vote for Him

            The boos were clearly just some trouble makers in the audance. Here judge for yourselves.

            The Faces (and Reactions) in the Audience as Mitt Romney Delivered NAACP Speech

            As you can see, every eye was on Mitt, every brow raised. Most were obviously left for a loss of words. Hardly an audience that was about to boo.

            As Mitt put it
            “I spoke with a number African American leaders after the event and they said a lot of folks don’t want to say they are not going to vote for Barack Obama but they are disappointed in his lack of policies to improve our schools, disappointed in urban policy, disappointed in the economy,” he said. “While we disagree on some issues like Obamacare, a lot of issues we see eye to eye.”
            As you can see, those African-Americans were left so speechless by Mitt's speech, so caught up with introspective that they can't be quoted or even give their name to the press!

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #7
              Re: Romney Assures Us if We Could Only Know His Heart, We'd Vote for Him

              I don't think I could ever stand in a crowd of colored people. I would be so terrified of being raped.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #8
                Re: Romney Assures Us if We Could Only Know His Heart, We'd Vote for Him

                In this video a dot-head interviews Obama's half-brother, who admits that the nigra does better under white colonial rule than to be left to their own jungle fever. Of course what is left out here is that the white man brings Jesus to the equation, and it is through Jesus that prosperity springs forth.

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
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                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Romney Assures Us if We Could Only Know His Heart, We'd Vote for Him

                  Romney follows up on His Messgae of Courage to the NAACP®

                  CAUTION: Notorious men hating thespian news source, only the bravest Christians should view!
                  Remind them of this: If they want more stuff from government, tell them to go vote for the other guy—more free stuff. But don't forget, nothing is really free.
                  It is about time a REAL American (White, Republican, male) stands up to the constant bullying from the blacks and their sense of entitlement. This all started when their ancestors were given free passage to America (ok sure, it wasn't the best accommodations, but that socialism for you) and they've been demanding hand outs ever since.

                  Well Romney drew a line in the sand and said no more, enough already!

                  The NOT gay Rush weighs in too
                  Rush Limbaugh said Mitt Romney’s speech Wednesday to the NAACP fell flat because it was “over these people’s heads” and that the group booed the Republican candidate, who “sounded like Snow White with testicles,” simply because he’s white.
                  and trust me if any man knows what Snow White with testicles is like, it's Rush.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #10
                    Re: Romney Assures Us if We Could Only Know His Heart, We'd Vote for Him

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    This all started when their ancestors were given free passage to America (ok sure, it wasn't the best accommodations, but that socialism for you) and they've been demanding hand outs ever since.
                    Amen, brother. If blacks want to go back to the days when they were given everything for free, and work menial jobs that any rich plantation owner could do on his own, they can move to Cuba, Holland, or some other atheistic country where central controls enforce common poverty and there is only nominal health care. At least you can get a dentist here in the United States, if you are rich. In Swedistan, they just knock out your teeth so you don't bite down to hard on the government titty.
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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: Romney Assures Us if We Could Only Know His Heart, We'd Vote for Him

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      The NOT gay Rush weighs in too
                      and trust me if any man knows what Snow White with testicles is like, it's Rush.
                      Brother, I don't even want to think about Snow White with tentacles. Sounds like some sick H.P. Lovecraft-Disney-Japanimation abomination.



                      Anyway, I fully expect that left-wing liberal "tolerance" trolls will be begging Mitt to show them his heart . . . served in a pie crust like the one above.

                      Why must they be so filled with rage?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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                      • Free Market Fred
                        The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 803

                        #12
                        Re: Romney Assures Us if We Could Only Know His Heart, We'd Vote for Him

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        It is about time a REAL American (White, Republican, male) stands up to the constant bullying from the blacks and their sense of entitlement. This all started when their ancestors were given free passage to America
                        I'd just like everyone to know that my company recently bought up the remaining shares in Atlantic Slave Transport, Ltd, a long-defunct Brit company, and our attorneys are going to be pursuing a court case against American negroes to obtain reasonable fees (plus interest) for their transport from Africa to the USA. We've already discussed it with our five paid shills in the Supreme Court and they've assured us a favorable ruling.

                        But back to the topic at hand: I don't know why Mitt even bothered to speak to the National Association for the Advancement of Colored Welfare Queens. We've already scrubbed the voter rolls so that only about 5% of the darkies are gonna make it to the voting booth.
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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #13
                          Re: Romney Assures Us if We Could Only Know His Heart, We'd Vote for Him

                          Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                          Romney was addressing a hostile crowd of rowdy colored folks in Texas who booed him when he promised to repeal the socialist Obamacare.

                          Trying desperately to show the rioting Negroes his selfless love, Mitt Romney promised them and all of America.

                          "I believe that if you understood who I truly am in my heart, and if it were possible to fully communicate what I believe is in the real, enduring best interest of African-American families, you would vote for me for president..."

                          Romney's assurance that he really is a good guy who just doesn't know how to show it fell on deaf ears, as the coloreds hooped and hollered and no doubt threw old watermelon rinds and feces at him.

                          This is why the blacks are in the trouble they are in now. Every time a generous white man offers them some help in the form of repealing healthcare laws or outlawing abortion, this is how he is repaid: With ingratitude and hate.
                          Amen, brother. The liberals are just afraid that once America gets to know him, Romney will win more votes than that monkey Obama.
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