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    Adorable 6-year-old is smarter than Democrats

    As a committed youth pastor, I was searching online for pictures of small children to inspire me for Sunday's Bible School lesson. Suddenly, I came across this video of the cutest little boy!

    Here he is, telling us the top 10 reasons NOT to vote for Obama.



    Praise Jesus for little children!
    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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    Re: Adorable 6-year-old is smarter than Democrats

    I think it's just terrific how little kids everywhere are choosing to come to Jesus through the Republican party. The liberals are desperate to recruit young children to their abominable cause, and so must use abusive indoctrination techniques to hypnotize them. Not so when it comes to Republican children. The Republican platform is so straightforward that a six year old can fully comprehend its wisdom without coaching!
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      Re: Adorable 6-year-old is smarter than Democrats

      He looks like Pastor Ezekiel in his younger years.

      We should not forget that the Lord sometimes comes in small voices instead of earthquakes. This little white soldier for Christ has a massage that is not loud but right!

      1 Kings 19:11-13

      11 And he said, Go forth, and stand upon the mount before the Lord. And, behold, the Lord passed by, and a great and strong wind rent the mountains, and brake in pieces the rocks before the Lord; but the Lord was not in the wind: and after the wind an earthquake; but the Lord was not in the earthquake:

      12 And after the earthquake a fire; but the Lord was not in the fire: and after the fire a still small voice.
      13 And it was so, when Elijah heard it, that he wrapped his face in his mantle, and went out, and stood in the entering in of the cave. And, behold, there came a voice unto him, and said, What doest thou here, Elijah?
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        Re: Adorable 6-year-old is smarter than Democrats

        That little man is the future of America!

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          Re: Adorable 6-year-old is smarter than Democrats

          A six year old smarter than Democrats? Big deal!

          So's the fuzzy pizza in my fridge that I really need to throw away. It even has better foreign policy goals.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            Re: Adorable 6-year-old is smarter than Democrats

            He's a natural. I liked, especially, how he ripped the bandage off his sister's knee. We need men like that.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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