[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: It's Ryan!

And exactly what do you intend to find in an anal inspection?
Is there some way to recognize sphincter damage from homo sexual willingness as apoosed to rape or even a carwreck?
What makes you prime anus inspector?

Brother Billy Bob is a certified Ex-Gay(tm). He knows about these things.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: It's Ryan!

And exactly what do you intend to find in an anal inspection?
Is there some way to recognize sphincter damage from homo sexual willingness as apoosed to rape or even a carwreck?
What makes you prime anus inspector?

I fail to see the fundamental difference between the 3 scenarios you mention. They were pretty much asking for a butt-pounding in each case.



YiC,

Zech

[Godfly]

Re: It's Ryan!

While i'm disappointed that it's not Huckabee, at least Romney's running mate will be a Ryan.

He could have had a Cain, or a Jindal, or probably a Powell. But he picked a Ryan, and we know that a Ryan knows business and government better than any other!

Did you know that it was a Ryan, Paul Ryan's great-grandfather, who founded the well-known Ryan Incorporated Central Construction in Wisconsin back in the 1880s? Since then whenever Wisconsins have been asked who should be a leader, they always reply, "Only ARyan!"

A Ryan Nation! I like the sound of that! We could form A Ryan Brotherhood in Freehold.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: It's Ryan!

And exactly what do you intend to find in an anal inspection?
Is there some way to recognize sphincter damage from homo sexual willingness as apoosed to rape or even a carwreck?
What makes you prime anus inspector?

Brother Billy Bob is a certified Ex-Gay™. He knows about these things.

It doesn't matter if it's rape or not. Gay is gay.

I was raped. Repeatedly. That doesn't mean I wasn't having gay sex.

Gay sex is an abomination, and gay rape isn't any better.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: It's Ryan!

A Ryan Nation! I like the sound of that! We could form A Ryan Brotherhood in Freehold.

What a wonderful idea! It'd be the best booster group ever! ANd the ladies could have A Ryan Sisterhood.

Let's not forget the kids: A Ryan Youth Group would help young voters-to-be on their path to support of A Ryan Nation.

How about a SuperPAC? A Ryan Nation SuperPac, donating to the Romney/Ryan Victory Campaign!

[Godfly]

Re: It's Ryan!

A Ryan Brotherhood, to show those sissy liberals A Ryan Supremacy!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: It's Ryan!

Hold there, while everyone one knows Mitt Romney is an anal virgin (I mean look at the man, can you seriously picture him doing anything more exciting than putting plastic covers on his furniture every Saturday night?) What about Ryan? Ryan has the kind of face that gays would love to brutally abuse in days long, relentless anal sex.

I demand to know if Ryan is an anal virgin on not!

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: It's Ryan!

...I demand to know if Ryan is an anal virgin on not!

No ifs, ands or butts!





Since when is this a litmus test for the VP?


Two words for you...


... Sarah Palin.


That Glen Rice fellow had free run over the race-track that was young Sarah. She stopped more black rubber than Martin Brodeur and there is no way her prison cherry lasted more than a few minutes once she started sleeping with college basketball players from the 'hood.





Bless you, my overly concerned costard,
Father Mo




.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: It's Ryan!

Two words for you...


... Sarah Palin.

.

That is completely different. If you keep tract of Washington news you would know that serious journalist routinely take up the ass to get the interview. David Brooks explains it all here.

O’DONNELL: What, what’s happened?

BROOKS: You know, all three of us spend a lot of time covering politicians and I don’t know about you guys, but in my view, they’re all emotional freaks of one sort or another. They’re guaranteed to invade your personal space, touch you. I sat next to a Republican senator once at dinner and he had his hand on my inner thigh the whole time. I was like, ehh, get me out of here.

HARWOOD: What?

BROOKS: I can only imagine what happens to you guys.

O’DONNELL: Sorry, who was that?

BROOKS: I’m not telling you, I’m not telling you. But so, a lot of them spend so much time needing people’s love and yet they are shooting upwards their whole life, they’re not that great in normal human relationships. And so, they’re like freaks, they don’t know how to, they’re lonely. They reach out. I’ve spoken to a lot of young women who are Senate staffers and they’ll have these middle age guys who are sort of in the middle of a mid-life crisis. Emotionally needy, they don’t know how to do it and sort of like these St. Bernards drooling everywhere. And you find a lot of this happens in mid-life and among very powerful people who are extremely lonely.

Why Pastor Zeke was doing a prayer breakfast once of select group of republicans and a few reporters once and we had to escort Chuck Todd out of the room so Zeke could deliver the prayer without the distraction of some middle aged senator having an orgasm from one of Todd's off the record interviews.

So the relationship is simple, politicians are pictures and reporters are the catchers. As a NOT gay man Ryan has that "I've been ass raped many, many times" look on his face. We need to know is that man anus is intact!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: It's Ryan!

Romney and Ryan -- that's your winning ticket folks! R^2. The three Rs: Romney, Ryan, Right for America.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: It's Ryan!

Romney and Ryan -- that's your winning ticket folks! R^2. The three Rs: Romney, Ryan, Right for America.

You Can't Go Wrong
With
A Ryan!

[Moral_Nihilist]

Re: It's Ryan!

Whether or not Ryan was picked was irrelevant to the far right, Obama wouldn't win them over. But now the vast amount of centrists that could have been swayed from Obama to Romney will likely be put off by the extremity of Ryan's economic policies.

Basically, Romney just lost Florida.

[James Hutchins]

Re: It's Ryan!

Whether or not Ryan was picked was irrelevant to the far right, Obama wouldn't win them over. But now the vast amount of centrists that could have been swayed from Obama to Romney will likely be put off by the extremity of Ryan's economic policies.

Basically, Romney just lost Florida.

I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: It's Ryan!

Whether or not Ryan was picked was irrelevant to the far right, Obama wouldn't win them over. But now the vast amount of centrists that could have been swayed from Obama to Romney will likely be put off by the extremity of Ryan's economic policies.

Basically, Romney just lost Florida.

What a moral nihilist? Queers don't have morals.

Also: why haven't you introduced yourself in the Introduction Forum? Even fags have to follow the rules.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Moral_Nihilist]

Re: It's Ryan!

@James Hutchins

1) Okay, will do.
2) Huh...
3) Even political topics/areas?
4) Okay...

@Smyth

"Nihilism" is "the philosophical doctrine suggesting the negation of one or more putatively meaningful aspects of life." Though, my position is that of a 'moral nihilist' in that I reject objective morality.

As for an introduction thread, I'll have one up pretty soon.