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  • Brother Harold Porter
    Landover Senior Outreach
    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 8236

    #1

    Advice For Romney In The Debates

    My True Christian™ brethren, let's make sure we elect a man of God this November. True, he is a false Christian at the moment, having bought into the lies and scams of the fraud in Salt Lake City. But this will change when he appoints a cabinet of invariably normal Christian people to advise him. He will come to Christ and throw away the freak underwear. It's only a matter of time.

    Let's help him rid 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue of the socialist spook that threatens our Christian values and way of life. Kindly contribute, and we will celebrate when the KJV1611 Holy Bible becomes the law of the land early next year, praise Jesus! Please focus on the real issues.
    • President Obama, where is your real birth certificate? The legal one that proves you are entitled to the office?
    • Why did you veto the Keystone Pipeline? Americans would be paying only about a dollar per gallon for gasoline now instead of $4.
    • Who in their right mind would pull our troops out of Iraq? A raghead patch of sand yes, but now entirely under control by Iran and we don't even get any oil?
    • Spending untold billions on foolish and unproven technologies such as "solar energy"?
    In Christ
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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  • Godfly
    Descended from Rapes
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1552

    #2
    Re: Advice For Romney In The Debates

    I hope he goes into a Holy Trance and begins speaking in tonges. Next he renounces mormonism and demands that Obama does the same for mooslimbism. Then he looks right at the camera and says "America I am a True Christian and I shall lead you!"
    Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Advice For Romney In The Debates

      Mr. Obama, why do you hate little unborn children?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Advice For Romney In The Debates

        Address him as "President Liver Lips." That'll throw his game off.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: Advice For Romney In The Debates

          Whatever you do, don't look at the polls!

          They're a bunch of dirty liars, they are.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12741

            #6
            Re: Advice For Romney In The Debates

            "Mr. President, I review carefully my staff and fire any homers. Do you do that?"
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: Advice For Romney In The Debates

              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
              "Mr. President, I review carefully my staff and fire any homers. Do you do that?"
              ". . . or do you have homers like Larry Sinclair carefully review your staff?"
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • PetitionLady
                Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                Forum Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 883

                #8
                Re: Advice For Romney In The Debates

                President Romney, please ask the soon-to-be-ex muslim pig what he meant when he said, Should the political winds shift in an ugly direction ... he'd stand with Islam first. [ref: Audacity of Hope]

                That's the most outrageous and infuriating truth to come from his mouth.

                But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                ~Matt. 10:33

                ~~~~~~~
                Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22373

                  #9
                  Re: Advice For Romney In The Debates

                  Just wait until Obama says something stupid and then laugh. That should do the trick.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • PetitionLady
                    Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                    Forum Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 883

                    #10
                    Re: Advice For Romney In The Debates

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    Just wait until Obama says something stupid and then laugh. That should do the trick.
                    ha, perfect - an hour of laughing.
                    But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                    him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                    ~Matt. 10:33

                    ~~~~~~~
                    Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: Advice For Romney In The Debates

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      ". . . or do you have child raping homers like Larry Sinclair carefully review your staff?"
                      Corrected your statement.

                      "Mr Obama, were are the WMD in Iraq that it was your duty to find?"

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • Godfly
                        Descended from Rapes
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 1552

                        #12
                        Re: Advice For Romney In The Debates

                        He needs to go rouge. Or go wolverine.
                        Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: Advice For Romney In The Debates

                          Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                          He needs to go rogue. Or go wolverine.
                          But he must not go Vogue.

                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: Advice For Romney In The Debates

                            Governor Romney: Give up on the smarmy smirk.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: Advice For Romney In The Debates

                              He might want to fall to his knees right this moment and accept Jesus as his personal Savior, and renounce Joseph Smith the false prophet.

                              That might get my vote.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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