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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #1

    Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

    When the demon-cretins took over Congress from its rightful owner, Jesus, as represented by His favorite political party, the liberal talking heads assured us that nonsense like this wouldn't happen. Well, guess what, folks: It has.

    From the JYT:

    Congress Passes Bill to Bar Bias Based on Genes
    By AMY HARPY
    Published: May 2, 2008


    A bill that would prohibit discrimination by health insurers and employers based on the information that people carry in their genes won final approval in Congress on Thursday by an overwhelming vote.
    This is wrong on just so many levels. First, it takes away our religious freedom by forbidding us to discriminate against crips when God commands us to do so. Second, genetics is a lie-beral myth that contradicts Genesis chapter 30 just as surely as evil-ution contradicts both of the Genesis creation accounts. Third, unelected liberal activist judges will use the law to take away our freedom of expressive association.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #2
    Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

    Does this mean the Gap is closing dowmn?

    Sorry my head hurtsd,. I thinjk the gave me drungs in DOF jailk.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • SayvedByTheLord
      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
      True Christian™
      • May 2007
      • 3151

      #3
      Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Flint View Post
      Does this mean the Gap is closing dowmn?

      Sorry my head hurtsd,. I thinjk the gave me drungs in DOF jailk.


      Drugs and a considerably stretched out brown eye I would suspect...


      Leviticus 26:27-29

      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22880

        #4
        Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        This is wrong on just so many levels. First, it takes away our religious freedom by forbidding us to discriminate against crips when God commands us to do so. Second, genetics is a lie-beral myth that contradicts Genesis chapter 30 just as surely as evil-ution contradicts both of the Genesis creation accounts. Third, unelected liberal activist judges will use the law to take away our freedom of expressive association.
        Unlike the Demoncrats, the insurance companies don't get their money out of thin air. It ill-thought out, knee jerk reaction also means that premiums are going up - and they are going up for True Christians to cover the cost of sinners to off-set The Almighty's wishes. I'm disgusted. If God had thought that they deserved to have their condition ameliorated, He would have made them a little less deaf/blind/twitching, or whatever.

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Flint View Post
        Does this mean the Gap is closing dowmn?

        Sorry my head hurtsd,. I thinjk the gave me drungs in DOF jailk.
        Zeke, listen, there are still some of us out here who think all this is explicable. It does not help if you confess to taking drugs – especially not in a place surrounded by security staff. Now I suggest you post explaining “the truth”, i.e. the so called drugs you are indulging in are no more than biblical herbs – like vine leaves or manna or something else of which The Lord will approve.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • yogurt
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2008
          • 122

          #5
          Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

          Ezekiel flint just stop talking.

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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567

            #6
            Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

            Originally posted by MashedPotatoes View Post
            Ezekiel flint just stop talking.
            How dare you, a dish of crushed tubers, speak so insolently to a Man of God(c)!!

            Why, you just give me one good reason I shouldn't ban you here and now!!
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            • yogurt
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • May 2008
              • 122

              #7
              Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

              Because my fellow human i am preaching the True Jesus, the Jesus you can't find in the Bible (which is a test from God) and to hinder me otherwise would be to bring the full might of the Lord himself upon your immortal soul.

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              • SayvedByTheLord
                Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                True Christian™
                • May 2007
                • 3151

                #8
                Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

                Originally posted by Mrs. Potatoe Head View Post
                Because my fellow human i am preaching the True Jesus, the Jesus you can't find in the Bible (which is a test from God) and to hinder me otherwise would be to bring the full might of the Lord himself upon your immortal soul.
                She is too busy injecting drugs over at Flint's new digs to worry about what you think.


                Leviticus 26:27-29

                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                • yogurt
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • May 2008
                  • 122

                  #9
                  Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

                  I'm not really sure what to say to that.

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                  • FAKEFrogPapistHarlot
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • May 2008
                    • 53

                    #10
                    Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

                    Why is there a copyright sign next to man og God. And why is man of God next to Ezekiel Flint?
                    I'm queer too.

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                    • Mr. Jingles
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 574

                      #11
                      Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

                      Next thing, we'll have to treat treat retards like regular human beings-where does it stop?

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                      • FAKEFrogPapistHarlot
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • May 2008
                        • 53

                        #12
                        Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

                        It ends when everybody is treated equally, as they should be.
                        I'm queer too.

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                        • yogurt
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • May 2008
                          • 122

                          #13
                          Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

                          Jesus will kill you for that heretic!

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                          • yogurt
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • May 2008
                            • 122

                            #14
                            Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

                            Not you French, i was referring to Mr. Jingles

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                            • FAKEFrogPapistHarlot
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • May 2008
                              • 53

                              #15
                              Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

                              Here's where I disagree with you, Potatoe. Jesus is forgiving, so as long as he recognizes what he said was wrong, and starts on the right path of worshipping Jesus, he'll be just fine. Of course, it's not very likely, but it's always nice to dream, eh?
                              I'm queer too.

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