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  • yogurt
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2008
    • 122
    #16
    Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

    Yeah nice dream, what saddens me the most is that no one will see the true Jesus as i see him on this site and know that the Bible is a test from God.

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      • Father Thomas Martin
        Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
        • Jul 2007
        • 1015
        #17
        Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
        How dare you, a dish of crushed tubers, speak so insolently to a Man of God(c)!!

        Why, you just give me one good reason I shouldn't ban you here and now!!
        Because, as far as LBC is concerned, you're "Unsaved Trash" now...But I welcome you home to Rome!
        ACTS 5:29
        But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
        There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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          • Offcr. Albert Martin
            Unsaved Meter Maid
            • Feb 2008
            • 250
            #18
            Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

            I agree, why do the Crips get special previleges?

            They should be locked up with the Bloods, Vice Lords, and Gangster Disciples!
            Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621
                #19
                Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

                This law sounds ridiculous. What's next, barring discrimination against leprechauns? Making it legal for men to give birth? This is justice turned on its head.

                Originally posted by FrenchCatholicWoman View Post
                Why is there a copyright sign next to man og God. And why is man of God next to Ezekiel Flint?
                Probably because that fag Flint was sneaking up behind the Man of God, getting ready to rape him.
                Originally posted by Mrs. Potatoe Head View Post
                Yeah nice dream, what saddens me the most is that no one will see the true Jesus as i see him on this site and know that the Bible is a test from God.
                Oh, so you think the Bible's a test from God? Would you care to explain to us about how exactly one passes this test? Or do you not love your neighbours enough to try and save them from Hell?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567
                    #20
                    Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

                    Originally posted by FAKEFrogPapistHarlot View Post
                    Why is there a copyright sign next to man og God. And why is man of God next to Ezekiel Flint?
                    We copyright and trademark phrases like Man of God(c) and True Christian(tm) so that when False Christians like you use them to falsely claim that you are Christians, we can bring an injunction against you.
                    Originally posted by FAKEFrogPapistHarlot View Post
                    It ends when everybody is treated equally, as they should be.
                    Do you say, then, that everybody is equal?

                    If so, then everyone should be expected to perform the same work, and receive the same compensation . . . as you say, everyone is equal. Under Communism, anyway.
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                      • yogurt
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2008
                        • 122
                        #21
                        Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

                        Jesus taught of loving thy neighbour and peace and loving God, thats how you know, if God talks to you like he did to me then

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                          • yogurt
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • May 2008
                            • 122
                            #22
                            Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

                            ... YOU WILL BE SAVED BY HIS LIGHT!

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                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                 
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 22880
                                #23
                                Re: Demon-cretin Congress grants special privileges to crips.

                                Originally posted by yogurt View Post
                                Because my fellow human i am preaching the True Jesus, the Jesus you can't find in the Bible [...]
                                If you can't find all of Jesus in the Bible, you ain't trying hard enough.

                                Originally posted by yogurt View Post
                                I'm not really sure what to say to that.
                                That's strange, ignorance has never stopped you commenting before.

                                [quote]YOU WILL BE SAVED BY HIS LIGHT![/quote]If you put it all in uppercase, we cannot know if you mean "His" or "his".
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                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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