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  • Chaos_and_Anarchy
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2009
    • 20

    #106
    Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Not only do you ask Jesus for forgiveness you must sin no more.
    It's impossible to not sin.

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2026
      • 15118

      #107
      Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

      Originally posted by Chaos_and_Anarchy View Post
      I'm on medication.

      60 mg of prozac, and 40 mg of abilify.

      Stop acting so childish.
      So, which one are you today?
      Chaos or Anarchy?

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Chaos_and_Anarchy
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2009
        • 20

        #108
        Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
        So, which one are you today?
        Chaos or Anarchy?
        Both.

        Chaos, meaning, unpredictable. The ancient Greek meaning of the word.

        And anarchy- The lack of government.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #109
          Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

          Originally posted by Chaos_and_Anarchy View Post
          And anarchy- The lack of government.
          Wrong.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Chaos_and_Anarchy
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2009
            • 20

            #110
            Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

            Oh.
            Then what is anarchy?

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2026
              • 15118

              #111
              Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

              Originally posted by Chaos_and_Anarchy View Post
              Oh.
              Then what is anarchy?
              You are of course.
              Apparently.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Chaos_and_Anarchy
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2009
                • 20

                #112
                Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                You're all retarded.
                Except that one guy, you're all making fun of me.
                That's not what the Lord wants you to do.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #113
                  Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                  'That one guy' is sufficiently vague.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Chaos_and_Anarchy
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 20

                    #114
                    Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                    Bobby-Joe or whatever.
                    He seems pretty awesome.

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323

                      #115
                      Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                      Originally posted by Chaos_and_Anarchy View Post
                      Those who have believe and have been baptized will be saved.
                      Those who do not believe will be condemned.

                      I forget which bible verse that is, and I honestly don't care.

                      I've been baptized, and I believe.

                      Therefore, I will be saved, no matter what YOU say.
                      That is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever read.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • Chaos_and_Anarchy
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 20

                        #116
                        Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        That is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever read.
                        I've read more ridiculous.

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323

                          #117
                          Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                          Originally posted by Chaos_and_Anarchy View Post
                          I've read more ridiculous.
                          How would you know? Your brain is boiling in hot serotonin soup. Let us test your reading comprehension skills. What does this mean?

                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #118
                            Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                            Originally posted by Chaos_and_Anarchy View Post
                            It's impossible to not sin.
                            Friend,

                            ALL things are possible threw Christ. Just look at us TRUE Christians(tm); none of us are worthy of HIS Love(r) yet He bestows gift after gift on us. Why? Because we did the responsible, adult thing and turned our lives over to Him. Threw His will I sin no more! PRAISE!

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                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                            • Chaos_and_Anarchy
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 20

                              #119
                              Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              Friend,

                              ALL things are possible threw Christ. Just look at us TRUE Christians™; none of us are worthy of HIS Love® yet He bestows gift after gift on us. Why? Because we did the responsible, adult thing and turned our lives over to Him. Threw His will I sin no more! PRAISE!

                              No.

                              According to the Bible, wearing clothes is a sin.

                              Seriously.

                              Read more into what you believe.

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                              • Chaos_and_Anarchy
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 20

                                #120
                                Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                How would you know? Your brain is boiling in hot serotonin soup. Let us test your reading comprehension skills. What does this mean?


                                Science... not my thing.

                                I grew up in the Christian church.

                                I know what I'm talking about.

                                You, on the other hand, are much older and wiser than I, but it's obvious to me you have no idea what you're talking about.

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