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  • Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Not only do you ask Jesus for forgiveness you must sin no more.
    It's impossible to not sin.

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    • Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

      Originally posted by Chaos_and_Anarchy View Post
      I'm on medication.

      60 mg of prozac, and 40 mg of abilify.

      Stop acting so childish.
      So, which one are you today?
      Chaos or Anarchy?

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
        So, which one are you today?
        Chaos or Anarchy?
        Both.

        Chaos, meaning, unpredictable. The ancient Greek meaning of the word.

        And anarchy- The lack of government.

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        • Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

          Originally posted by Chaos_and_Anarchy View Post
          And anarchy- The lack of government.
          Wrong.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

            Oh.
            Then what is anarchy?

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            • Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

              Originally posted by Chaos_and_Anarchy View Post
              Oh.
              Then what is anarchy?
              You are of course.
              Apparently.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                You're all retarded.
                Except that one guy, you're all making fun of me.
                That's not what the Lord wants you to do.

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                • Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                  'That one guy' is sufficiently vague.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                    Bobby-Joe or whatever.
                    He seems pretty awesome.

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                    • Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                      Originally posted by Chaos_and_Anarchy View Post
                      Those who have believe and have been baptized will be saved.
                      Those who do not believe will be condemned.

                      I forget which bible verse that is, and I honestly don't care.

                      I've been baptized, and I believe.

                      Therefore, I will be saved, no matter what YOU say.
                      That is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever read.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        That is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever read.
                        I've read more ridiculous.

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                        • Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                          Originally posted by Chaos_and_Anarchy View Post
                          I've read more ridiculous.
                          How would you know? Your brain is boiling in hot serotonin soup. Let us test your reading comprehension skills. What does this mean?

                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                            Originally posted by Chaos_and_Anarchy View Post
                            It's impossible to not sin.
                            Friend,

                            ALL things are possible threw Christ. Just look at us TRUE Christians(tm); none of us are worthy of HIS Love(r) yet He bestows gift after gift on us. Why? Because we did the responsible, adult thing and turned our lives over to Him. Threw His will I sin no more! PRAISE!

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                            • Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              Friend,

                              ALL things are possible threw Christ. Just look at us TRUE Christians™; none of us are worthy of HIS Love® yet He bestows gift after gift on us. Why? Because we did the responsible, adult thing and turned our lives over to Him. Threw His will I sin no more! PRAISE!

                              No.

                              According to the Bible, wearing clothes is a sin.

                              Seriously.

                              Read more into what you believe.

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                              • Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                How would you know? Your brain is boiling in hot serotonin soup. Let us test your reading comprehension skills. What does this mean?


                                Science... not my thing.

                                I grew up in the Christian church.

                                I know what I'm talking about.

                                You, on the other hand, are much older and wiser than I, but it's obvious to me you have no idea what you're talking about.

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