Is Jenna Bush's baby the 2nd coming of Christ?

[Bubba McRightman]

I know Jesus was a muscular blued-eyed man with long, flowing blonde hair and an American flag tattoo'd on his chest, but is it possible that Jenna Bush's new baby is the return of Jesus?

With the anti-Christ already here in Obama, it only makes sense that a Bush family member would give birth the 2nd coming. Not sure if Jesus can be a girl or not.

If my words are found to be blasphemous, I will holy cleanse myself in the pure waters of the Landover Fountain. The one with all the pennies in it outside the church. I will do this because I don't want to go to hell.

Yours in Christ and Christ up yours,
-Bubba

[Holly Graham]

Re: Is Jenna Bush's baby the 2nd coming of Christ?

I know Jesus was a muscular blued-eyed man with long, flowing blonde hair and an American flag tattoo'd on his chest, but is it possible that Jenna Bush's new baby is the return of Jesus?

With the anti-Christ already here in Obama, it only makes sense that a Bush family member would give birth the 2nd coming. Not sure if Jesus can be a girl or not.

If my words are found to be blasphemous, I will holy cleanse myself in the pure waters of the Landover Fountain. The one with all the pennies in it outside the church. I will do this because I don't want to go to hell.

Yours in Christ and Christ up yours,
-Bubba

My Godly Brother, thank you for this! Since I'm a NooB and can't start new threads, I am happy to find that someone finally did.

Praise Jesus, I'm not entirely sure that the babe is the Messiah, but thank God for a new Republican child. Hopefully, George W will soon be over his grief of his first grandchild being a girl, and encourage his son-in-law to have a boy next time.

[Basilissa]

Re: Is Jenna Bush's baby the 2nd coming of Christ?

I know Jesus was a muscular blued-eyed man with long, flowing blonde hair and an American flag tattoo'd on his chest,

No. Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.

but is it possible that Jenna Bush's new baby is the return of Jesus?

With the anti-Christ already here in Obama, it only makes sense that a Bush family member would give birth the 2nd coming. Not sure if Jesus can be a girl or not.

No, He couldn't be a girl. How could you even think that God would degrade Himself (see - HIMself) to something like a woman???

If my words are found to be blasphemous, I will holy cleanse myself in the pure waters of the Landover Fountain. The one with all the pennies in it outside the church. I will do this because I don't want to go to hell.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that you should go do some cleansing.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Is Jenna Bush's baby the 2nd coming of Christ?

, but is it possible that Jenna Bush's new baby is the return of Jesus?

With the anti-Christ already here in Obama, it only makes sense that a Bush family member would give birth the 2nd coming.
Yours in Christ and Christ up yours,
-Bubba

There is one thing we can be certain of, Jesus is pleased with the birth of a Bush grandchild.

President George W. Bush was the most Godly of our Presidents. Landover Baptish church members like myself still grieve he is not President today.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Is Jenna Bush's baby the 2nd coming of Christ?

...I will holy cleanse myself in the pure waters of the Landover Fountain...

You think Zeke wants you washing your stanky ass in his fountains?

You'll be scrubbing them with your toothbrush for basically ever.

[Bubba McRightman]

Re: Is Jenna Bush's baby the 2nd coming of Christ?

My Godly Brother, thank you for this! Since I'm a NooB and can't start new threads, I am happy to find that someone finally did.

Praise Jesus, I'm not entirely sure that the babe is the Messiah, but thank God for a new Republican child. Hopefully, George W will soon be over his grief of his first grandchild being a girl, and encourage his son-in-law to have a boy next time.

Welcome Sister Holly and thank you for your kind reply. If the baby isn't the messiah, at least she'll make an obedient wife for some lucky Republican man in a few years.

George W can ask Jenna to supply a boy next time and that will surely be the 2nd coming.

[Bubba McRightman]

Re: Is Jenna Bush's baby the 2nd coming of Christ?

No. Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.

True, but He had a tat of the American flag which is akin to the cross. (exodus 26:1)

No, He couldn't be a girl. How could you even think that God would degrade Himself (see - HIMself) to something like a woman???

Yeah, reckon you're right. I'm gonna have to get my swim trunks and wash the demon from me that made me think such things.
We got George W making sure Jenna gets knocked up with a boy next time. He will surely be the messiah who will rapture us to heaven.

[Bubba McRightman]

Re: Is Jenna Bush's baby the 2nd coming of Christ?

There is one thing we can be certain of, Jesus is pleased with the birth of a Bush grandchild.

President George W. Bush was the most Godly of our Presidents. Landover Baptish church members like myself still grieve he is not President today.

I think GW is an honorary member of Landover and Westboro.
He's still our president as far as I'm concerned cuz Obama wasn't even born here so he is an illegal alien.

[Basilissa]

Re: Is Jenna Bush's baby the 2nd coming of Christ?

True, but He had a tat of the American flag which is akin to the cross. (exodus 26:1)

I don't understand how does this quote relate to a tattoo?

Exodus 26:1 Moreover thou shalt make the tabernacle with ten curtains of fine twined linen, and blue, and purple, and scarlet: with cherubims of cunning work shalt thou make them.

[Bubba McRightman]

Re: Is Jenna Bush's baby the 2nd coming of Christ?

I don't understand how does this quote relate to a tattoo?

Exodus 26:1 Moreover thou shalt make the tabernacle with ten curtains of fine twined linen, and blue, and purple, and scarlet: with cherubims of cunning work shalt thou make them.

The text describes the making of the American flag. Purple was deemed a fag color so they picked white instead for white America.
"Cherubims of cunning work" are tattoo artists.

[Basilissa]

Re: Is Jenna Bush's baby the 2nd coming of Christ?

The text describes the making of the American flag. Purple was deemed a fag color so they picked white instead for white America.
"Cherubims of cunning work" are tattoo artists.

2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Is Jenna Bush's baby the 2nd coming of Christ?

Not sure if Jesus can be a girl or not.

Are you implying that Jesus would ever be anything as inferior as a woman? The Lord created us women to be helpmeets to men (Genesis 2: 18) if you think the female gender is equal to the male gender then you have been skipping half the Bible, for some more scripture about women being inferior, check my signature.
YIC
Mary Thompson.

[Bubba McRightman]

Re: Is Jenna Bush's baby the 2nd coming of Christ?

Are you implying that Jesus would ever be anything as inferior as a woman? The Lord created us women to be helpmeets to men (Genesis 2: 18) if you think the female gender is equal to the male gender then you have been skipping half the Bible, for some more scripture about women being inferior, check my signature.
YIC
Mary Thompson.

yes Sister Mary, I've already repented my blasphemy by bathing myself in the pure waters of the Landover Fountain. Damn, I hope I don't go to hell for this!