National Ricin Assosiation

[Godfly]

Brothers and sisters in Christ I have had it with the liberal leaning National Rifle Assosiation and it's pinko French La Peirri person who sits by and lets the government walk all over my second amendment rights. Sure the NRA has made it easier for me to stock up on automatic rifles and the like but to be truely safe in this world we need more than just guns, and the constitution gives us the right to have them.

Since the NRA refused to defend my rights to own pipe bombs, land mines, and various chemical weapons I am starting my own organization here in Freehold. The National Ricin Assosiation, also known as the "real" NRA will work towards an America that is so free that we can have tomahawk missiles with chemical payloads in our back yards. Join and donate today! Donate first, freedom isn't free.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: National Ricin Assosiation

It seems to me that the effective kill zone of a land mine is much smaller the an assault rifle so I don't see what the fuss is all about.

And land mines are only used defensively: how could this logically be any different from keeping a very large dog? Both can kill (but most often maim) but the dog will often get over excited.

When was the last time a land mine got angry because it was beaten too much or not fed enough and then attacked a small boy?

People need to think logically, here.

YIC

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: National Ricin Assosiation

Sign me up. Despite my advancing years, I retain a progressive outlook and feel that the Founding Fathers would have wanted us to be able to defend ourselves against tyrants by whatever means.

If they had had Tomahawk missiles then, nobody would have been objecting to them now.

[Eustace Jones]

Re: National Ricin Assosiation

I don't want my rights to carry pressure cookers to be taken away either! I want my pressure cookers! Sign me up!

[Godfly]

Re: National Ricin Assosiation

I don't want my rights to carry pressure cookers to be taken away either! I want my pressure cookers! Sign me up!

You only have a right to a pressure cooker once it's been made into a bomb. The founding fathers were very clear on this.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: National Ricin Assosiation

As I understand it, landmines are mostly a Muslim weapon. If landmines are banned, only the Muslims will have them because they are not Americans.

To defend ourselves against the government in these times, we need more than just rifles. Citizens need bombs, planes and ships.

I applaud your patriotic effort here in Freehold, Godfly.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: National Ricin Assosiation

As I understand it, landmines are mostly a Muslim weapon. If landmines are banned, only the Muslims will have them because they are not Americans.

To defend ourselves against the government in these times, we need more than just rifles. Citizens need bombs, planes and ships.

I applaud your patriotic effort here in Freehold, Godfly.

Muslimes do make effective use of landmines and I think we all know why.

That's right: cowardice. A landmine can be left by the Muslime in a place where the brave GI will walk over it (perhaps on his way to rescue a young boy who has been raped by the Muslime?) and then has his muscular thighs and buttocks blown off

It takes courage and skill to look a man in the baby blues and end his life. Until you have piloted a drone with sufficient skill to direct the mission cam to look directly into the eyes of a sleeping counter insurgency operative you can't call yourself a soldier.

That's why Joe Muslime is doomed

YIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: National Ricin Assosiation

Well, it looks Obanana is going to use Ricin as his security adviser.
Personally, I think her word is toxic.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: National Ricin Assosiation

Since the NRA refused to defend my rights to own pipe bombs, land mines, and various chemical weapons I am starting my own organization here in Freehold. The National Ricin Assosiation, also known as the "real" NRA will work towards an America that is so free that we can have tomahawk missiles with chemical payloads in our back yards.

Brother Godfly, you are truly a warrior for FREEDOM™ and DEMOCRACY™. I am certain that The Lord wants every patriotic American to own land mines, ricin and anthrax bombs - you never know when you are going to need one of these weapons to defend your home against a pedophile or homo.

Although having a fully automatic rifle by your bedside is comforting, the unfortunate fact is that it won't help you at all while you are sleeping. Land mines, on the other hand, can stop an intruder even when you are stone-cold passed out from consuming three cases of Budweiser during the Superbowl. Combine that with some chemical and biological substances, and you'll be able to keep beaners, Negroes and other unwanted pests out of your home even when you are away on vacation!


Hey kids, more fun than an Easter egg hunt!

I'm proud to say that my company, the Uranus Corporation, is the world's leading manufacturer of land mines, chemical and biological weapons. Everywhere from Afghanistan to the Congo, people around the world are familiar with our quality products. Although some cheapskates will go for inferior North Korean-made armaments, it's a false economy - you really DON'T want your landmines to accidentally detonate while being installed! Only the Uranus Corporation offers this special one-year guarantee (extendable to three years) - if one of our weapons detonates while you're handling it, you don't owe us a dime!

Although we recently moved our weapons factories to China, this business still creates jobs for hundreds of Americans (we still haven't figured out a way to outsource minimum wage UPS and FedEx truck drivers who deliver the goods).


FedEx calling: If the box says Handle with Care,
believe it

In short, I urge every True Christian to stock up on these everyday necessities while you can. With Armageddon and The Rapture just around the corner, you can't afford to be unprepared! Rest assured that liberals don't give a hoot about your second amendment rights - Obama wants to confiscate your defensive weapons! The time to buy is now.

Call today! Our operators in Bangalore are standing by! Ask about our easy credit terms!

[Eustace Jones]

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I came across this blueprint that the Nobama administration doesn't want us to have. I am posting this to show freedom of speech. On top of everything else, I believe that as Christians and Americans that we should have the right to own nuclear bombs. Nobama wants to take this god given right from us. For some reason I feel this blueprint was tampered with by the devil children with the language of "satan's tongue" being found upon it. What do you say? Shouldn't we manufacture these as well?

[Des]

Re: National Ricin Assosiation

Ownership of weapons is not only our God given right, but also our responsibility as patriotic citizens of the greatest nation on Earth. Every True Christian should own enough firepower to repel a battalion of minority homosexuals which comprise the Godless military of today. Since the reprobate military is supplied with arms and armor that God meant to be used on pinko commies and raghead camel jockeys, we as patriotic Americans must possess weapons of equal or greater destructive power in order to keep our increasingly corrupt and socialist government in check.

[lukasekman]

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I yet have to find a legitimate reason for not mining your garden...

Land mines protect your home when you're asleep, away and when you're busy with Bible studies or disciplining your kids. As long as you enact Christian parenting, there is no risk that your kids accidentally step on the mines:

Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die
Proverbs 23:13

Another security tool to consider is ethylene glycol. The soda pop like taste and appearance makes sure that your neighbor's kids will just use your trampoline once. No risk that their welfare mom sues you when her stupid kids breaks their neck on your trampoline.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: National Ricin Assosiation

Ownership of weapons is not only our God given right, but also our responsibility as patriotic citizens of the greatest nation on Earth. Every True Christian should own enough firepower to repel a battalion of minority homosexuals which comprise the Godless military of today. Since the reprobate military is supplied with arms and armor that God meant to be used on pinko commies and raghead camel jockeys, we as patriotic Americans must possess weapons of equal or greater destructive power in order to keep our increasingly corrupt and socialist government in check.

I wholeheartedly concur Brother Des, there seems to be no limit in the Second Amendment that would prohibit landing craft, assault vehicles, smart bombs, helicopters, tanks, RPGs, drones, and other exotic weapons.

There is no telling when we may have to fight off an Obama Zombified LGBT military coming for our rectums.

[Des]

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I wholeheartedly concur Brother Des, there seems to be no limit in the Second Amendment that would prohibit landing craft, assault vehicles, smart bombs, helicopters, tanks, RPGs, drones, and other exotic weapons.

There is no telling when we may have to fight off an Obama Zombified LGBT military coming for our rectums.

I've been trying to get my hands on an Aegis cruiser to keep trespassers off of the lake on my place, but the Osama regime has made it hard to buy one. I'm having to make do with a Sentinel class fast response cutter I picked up at a coast guard auction. The cheap bastards didn't even include the Mk 38 25mm automatic gun or the Browning M2 machine guns! I mounted 4 Swiss Oerlikon 20mm anti-aircraft guns on it, but it just isn't the same. This Demonicrat administration is making home defense virtually impossible.