This Republican Woman Tithed While on Food Stamps. Now she's RICH!

[Johny Joe Hold]

This country needs to teach the poor, those on food stamps, to tithe. Even if they do not get rich, like this Republican woman, at least they will not sqander all their money of beer and cigarettes.

Let's start a new ad campaign: Tithe Your Food Stamps.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/27/op...anted=all&_r=0

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Re: This Republican Woman Tithed While on Food Stamps. Now she's RICH!

I dont' get no food stamps on acount of im' a white man and us white men cant' never get a brake in this society but i tithe from what little i get and thats' what i been doing my hole adult life i just know that God will bless me just like He blessed that lady if i keep on tithing i dont' know when but it will be in His good time.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: This Republican Woman Tithed While on Food Stamps. Now she's RICH!

Which reminds me: Jimmy-Roy, one of your idiot boys got tricked into drinking a bunch of whitewash this morning. I had a gaggle of pickanninies slapping a fresh coat of paint on my horse barn today, and your half-witted son Amos-Roy staggered by. One of the jigs told your boy that he'd be the whitest guy in Church on Sunday if he'd drink a cup of that "magic milk soup." Your knuckle-headed kid fell for it, and he's puked all over the pathway from my private sauna to the horse barn! Dammit Jimmy, I want that mess cleaned TONIGHT!

[Levi Jones]

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Amen! Let us never forget that Jesus asks even more from the poor.

Mark 12:41-44 41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much.
42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing.
43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury:
44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

Jesus is telling me there is someone out there hiding a 50 dollar bill in the cookie jar out there. He tells me to tell you to go and get it and donate it to His ministry at Landover Baptist and He will reward you greatly.

That is the thing with tithing to God's Favorite Church. If you give it up, it will come back to you and you will always be able to pay your bills with 10% less. It is amazing and miraculous the way it works!

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

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Which reminds me: Jimmy-Roy, one of your idiot boys got tricked into drinking a bunch of whitewash this morning. I had a gaggle of pickanninies slapping a fresh coat of paint on my horse barn today, and your half-witted son Amos-Roy staggered by. One of the jigs told your boy that he'd be the whitest guy in Church on Sunday if he'd drink a cup of that "magic milk soup." Your knuckle-headed kid fell for it, and he's puked all over the pathway from my private sauna to the horse barn! Dammit Jimmy, I want that mess cleaned TONIGHT!

I'm real sorry Pastor Ezekal Sir i scrubbed adn scrubbed i hope its' clean enough for you i gave the kid an extra beating and said its' from you that boy will never turn out right i wish i knew why not.

[James Hutchins]

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This country needs to teach the poor, those on food stamps, to tithe. Even if they do not get rich, like this Republican woman, at least they will not sqander all their money of beer and cigarettes.

Let's start a new ad campaign: Tithe Your Food Stamps.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/27/op...anted=all&_r=0

It is a beautiful story, Mayor Hold but it begs the question, how much better off would she of been had she not been so niggardly with her Tithe. For example, I spend more than $75.00 a week on shoe shines. I'd be ashamed to Tithe that little. Why even my littlest boy - Earle James Hutchins, Tithes 50% of his weekly income (about $400.00 on a slow week).

The more you give to God, the more He gives back. I bet if that lady had given more, she would of qualified for the Ex-Negro program at Landover.

[chinatzuify]

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Jesus is telling me there is someone out there hiding a 50 dollar bill in the cookie jar out there. He tells me to tell you to go and get it and donate it to His ministry at Landover Baptist and He will reward you greatly.

Wait, are you saying Jesus is telling you that you must steal another people money? I have 30 dollars in my moneybox, are you going to take them without my consent too?

[Basilissa]

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Wait, are you saying Jesus is telling you that you must steal another people money? I have 30 dollars in my moneybox, are you going to take them without my consent too?