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  • What would be different if Republicans were the only party in the U.S and could do what they want?

    God really loves the Republicans and everything would be better. Better military, no homers, guns for the good people and a powerfull economy without much taxes. It would be a different country!
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    Re: What would be different if Republicans were the only party in the U.S and could do what they want?

    I love the phrase that came from the U. S. Chamber of Commerce, WIN-WIN. That is what we would have if Republicans and our values were the law of the land.

    As you say, no homers, bigger military and all the rest. My vision is an entire populations of minorities and poor whistling as they walk to work, earning very little, but not indoctrinated to think they need more.

    Mark my words, this is coming for our country. The Tea Party grows by the minute and they will demand no less.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      Re: What would be different if Republicans were the only party in the U.S and could do what they want?

      Good topic, Brother T, and also very timely. As most of you know, we just had "Black Friday," a day dedicated to desperate trailer trash looking for bargains on made-in-China goods purchased with their maxed-out credit cards so they can keep hanging on to the illusion that a "middle class" still exists in America. Unfortunately, this year's Black Friday celebration was marred by communist-Muslim terrorists protesting that the socialized minimum wage is not high enough!

      That, of course, is just absurd. Do they realize how much higher the US minimum wage is compared to what we pay our Chink prisoner factory workers? Of course, the whole idea of having a "minimum wage" is itself absurd - just one of the many laws that we Republicans need to get repealed. A national Right-To-Work law that eliminates unions and the minimum wage is what the USA needs to compete in the globalized economy.


      Communist protesters, chanting slogans from The Koran


      Communist leader, dressed in Red

      Nevertheless, as great believers in the right to free speech, we need to follow the lead of America's greatest president, George W Bush, and establish Free Speech Zones where the commie #Occupy nuts can scream their heads off. My company has researched the matter, and we've come up with an ideal location.


      Mt McKinley, Alaska - Free speech zone

      Mt McKinley is an ideal place. First of all, it's located in Godly Alaska, which as Vice-President Sarah Palin pointed out is where she can see Russia from her house - no doubt the commie protesters will be very satisfied with the fantastic view they will have of their Marxist homeland. Another thing about Mt McKinley is that it's in a national park. The whole idea of "public parks" on Big Government-owned land is a purely socialist concept, so these commie protesters should love it. Furthermore, as the area is uninhabited, the #Occupy nuts will have lots of room to pitch their tents and engage in all manner of homosexual activities, free from police interference. The only restriction that we should place on the Free Speech Zone is that it's limited to parts of the national park that are over 10,000 feet in elevation - the lower elevations should be opened to hunting, oil drilling and mining. I think that this is a reasonable compromise.
      Praise Jesus!
      Brother Fred
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        Re: What would be different if Republicans were the only party in the U.S and could do what they want?

        Originally posted by Free Market Fred View Post
        The only restriction that we should place on the Free Speech Zone is that it's limited to parts of the national park that are over 10,000 feet in elevation - the lower elevations should be opened to hunting, oil drilling and mining. I think that this is a reasonable compromise.
        Great idea, Brother Fred. The only suggestion I want to add is that I think we ought to put an electrified barbed-wire fence around that Free Speech Zone, and then a mine field just outside the fence. We don't want none of them unwashed drug-addict #Occupy homos escaping from the Zone and then molesting children or having abortions.
        yours in Christ,
        Brother Buford

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        • #5
          Re: What would be different if Republicans were the only party in the U.S and could do what they want?

          Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
          God really loves the Republicans and everything would be better. Better military, no homers, guns for the good people and a powerfull economy without much taxes. It would be a different country!
          Be careful, Brother. The Demo-Commies will hunt you down if they believe you are trying to cut off their money. They want programs, lots of programs. Too many people are still working for those heathens as it is and if they think you may provoke a "Let's Take of Ourselves and Screw the Godless Federal Government" movement, they will likely send out hit squads to find you and treat you cruelly. After all, none of them work and they have plenty of time on their hands.

          Look at what they are trying to do to Walmart, as we see in the pictures provided by Brother Fred. Christians have provided a place for fat welfare people, skinny meth heads and homeless rubes to both buy items with their government cheese money and even work a little, if they are on probation and have to get a job. All that and they protest that they want to occupy Walmart. It is a disgrace.

          There are likely a number of areas that these unsaved wretches can be resettled, in addition to the frozen north (which should include godless Canada as well, IMO). Death Valley seems made by God for Democrats and others of their tribe, as an example.

          I know that our leadership is working to make this dream come true. In the meantime, all we can do is pray for their success and find where these communists live. Then, we can visit them daily to bring the word of God. Also, we will already know where they are when that information is needed.

          I believe that would please God.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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