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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12879

    #1

    Has Anyone Considered a Suicide Watch for Gov. Chistie?

    Friends, I can't tell you how concerned I am about our friend, Gov. Chris Christie.

    His hour and a half news conference has now been analysed by professionals who reveal how distressed he is.

    "I'm a very sad person today. That's the emotion I feel."

    "I was 'blindsided', 'humiliated', 'embarassed' and I'm 'unhappy'", he said. This is a man so deep in melancholy he really needs to be watched.

    And then there is the manliness issue. As a newsperson pointed out, an hour and a half expressing inner feelings is what women, not manly men do. We need to be certain the manly Christie does not slip over the Satan's homer side.

    All this because of nothing, a four day traffic jam. What is there that cannot wait four days? Is getting home to do laundry really that important? Is one death of ancient lady who would have died eventually something so important we need destroy and important political leader?

    Let's unite in our concern for Gov. Chistie's mental health.

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Prayer Warrior
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2011
    • 862

    #2
    Re: Has Anyone Considered a Suicide Watch for Gov. Chistie?

    What I want to know is why the tax payers are being forced to pay for a 91 year old's ambulance. Why are we spending tens of thousands of tax payer dollars to save someone who is probably going to be dead in a few months anyway? Instead of ambulances we should send them preachers to save their immortal soul. If they're already saved, then they should have nothing to worry about.

    If anything, gov. Christie did the tax payers a favor.
    Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22379

      #3
      Re: Has Anyone Considered a Suicide Watch for Gov. Chistie?

      If Jesus wants someone dead, only Satan worshipping liberals would interfere with one of their communist ambulances. Ambulances lead to doctors, doctors lead to slutty nurses and slutty nurses lead to Hell. Satan is smart.

      Chris Christie undeserved suffering is caused by a very successful slander campaign by Mark Sokolich. Democrat Mark Sokolich refused to do the right thing of supporting Republican Chris Christie's Godly election campaign. A clear sign Mark Sokolich hates America. We have to organize Xbox One burnings on the George Washington Bridge to force Mark Sokolich to do the right thing and get him to support Chris Christie's election! I am certain Mark Sokolich will understand it is the right thing to do.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Has Anyone Considered a Suicide Watch for Gov. Chistie?

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        If Jesus wants someone dead, only Satan worshipping liberals would interfere with one of their communist ambulances. Ambulances lead to doctors, doctors lead to slutty nurses and slutty nurses lead to Hell. Satan is smart.

        Chris Christie undeserved suffering is caused by a very successful slander campaign by Mark Sokolich. Democrat Mark Sokolich refused to do the right thing of supporting Republican Chris Christie's Godly election campaign. A clear sign Mark Sokolich hates America. We have to organize Xbox One burnings on the George Washington Bridge to force Mark Sokolich to do the right thing and get him to support Chris Christie's election! I am certain Mark Sokolich will understand it is the right thing to do.


        Sokolich, huh?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Mother Of Seven
          True Christian™ with a quiverful
          • Jan 2014
          • 2243

          #5
          Re: Has Anyone Considered a Suicide Watch for Gov. Chistie?

          The "little Serbian" according to Christie. Obviously a little Serbian joo.

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12879

            #6
            Re: Has Anyone Considered a Suicide Watch for Gov. Chistie?

            Another reason why I'm worried about Gov. Christie comes from the story he told about he and his wife. He said he was so distraut, his wife stayed up all night consoling him.

            He must be all mixed up and not remember what happened in his own home. The husband is always the strong emotionally stabel one in a marriage, the wife all emotional and fluttering about. It simply cannot be the case that he leaned on her emotionally.

            This failure of his memory is another reason I think someone needs to be on the scene caring for him.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Has Anyone Considered a Suicide Watch for Gov. Chistie?

              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
              Another reason why I'm worried about Gov. Christie comes from the story he told about he and his wife. He said he was so distraut, his wife stayed up all night consoling him.

              He must be all mixed up and not remember what happened in his own home. The husband is always the strong emotionally stabel one in a marriage, the wife all emotional and fluttering about. It simply cannot be the case that he leaned on her emotionally.

              This failure of his memory is another reason I think someone needs to be on the scene caring for him.
              You know what he really ought to do is to get in touch with Donald Trump. He could probably give Gov. Christie some sold gold advice.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Johny Joe Hold
                Mayor of Freehold
                 
                • Feb 2010
                • 12879

                #8
                Re: Has Anyone Considered a Suicide Watch for Gov. Chistie?

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                You know what he really ought to do is to get in touch with Donald Trump. He could probably give Gov. Christie some sold gold advice.
                Indeed he could. Donald is now talking about running for Governor of the State of New York. Yesterday, showing his intellectual ability to see clearly the biggest issue in his State he said, "I can spend $200 million dollars on the race."

                That would best Gov. Como's $33 million. Voters in New York State know the future of their State is best put in the hands of the Governor who can spend to most money on his campaign. With Como's sad little $33 million there is a real question about his leadership qualities.

                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • WilliamJenningsBryan
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 9384

                  #9
                  Re: Has Anyone Considered a Suicide Watch for Gov. Chistie?

                  Christie is certainly in a world of hurt here, and normally solid Republicans seem to be backing away in droves.

                  I've occasionally shared some of my close conversations with my drinking buddy Bob when I occasionally get out East and we put down a few. I haven't seen Bob in awhile, we've both been busy and the weather along with the holidays have kept us apart.

                  I've always been concerned about Bob as he tends to get a little wound up from time to time, and frankly I think one day he might pop a vessel. Well, the other day I decided to see what was up with him and called him on Skype. Now Bob is normally a straight Republican, and you can see what happened when I casually asked him what his take was on Christie being that he lived out East and was a little closer to the situation. Well this set Bob off on a rant and I couldn't even get a word in edgewise. After he got through I was left stunned.

                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                  • Johny Joe Hold
                    Mayor of Freehold
                     
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 12879

                    #10
                    Re: Has Anyone Considered a Suicide Watch for Gov. Chistie?

                    Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                    Christie is certainly in a world of hurt here, and normally solid Republicans seem to be backing away in droves.

                    I've occasionally shared some of my close conversations with my drinking buddy Bob when I occasionally get out East and we put down a few. I haven't seen Bob in awhile, we've both been busy and the weather along with the holidays have kept us apart.

                    I've always been concerned about Bob as he tends to get a little would up from time to time, and frankly I think one day he might pop a vessel. Well, the other day I decided to see what was up with him and called him on Skype. Now Bob is normally a straight Republican, and you can see what happened when I casually asked him what his take was on Christie being that he lived out East and was a little closer to the situation. Well this set Bob off on a rant and I couldn't even get a word in edgewise. After he got through I was left stunned.
                    While Gov. Christie crys his eyes out, he has to endure such criticism from fellow Republicans. My heart bleeds for our leader, Gov. Christie.
                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22899

                      #11
                      Re: Has Anyone Considered a Suicide Watch for Gov. Chistie?

                      This is a testing time for him, but the Lord will never give us more than we can bear. Gov. Christie will emerge a stronger man. This is the way the Lord blesses us daily.
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Johny Joe Hold
                        Mayor of Freehold
                         
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 12879

                        #12
                        Re: Has Anyone Considered a Suicide Watch for Gov. Chistie?

                        Everyday, they try to drive Gov. Christie over the edge. Today, it's the harlot Mayor of Hoboken. She claims Chris is withholding Hurricane Sandy money because she won't go along the a big demolition and reconstruction project he wants in Hoboken.

                        New Jersy needs to give its Govornors the power to remove Mayors from office. The State's fearless leader, Gov. Christie, should not have to work with Mayors who are disloyal to their State. The mental health of Governors needs to be taken into account.

                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • Godfly
                          Descended from Rapes
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 1552

                          #13
                          Re: Has Anyone Considered a Suicide Watch for Gov. Chistie?

                          I'm concerned that Gov. Christie is getting bad workout advice. Fox News reports that Christie is a muscular manly man. My fear is thar he's been working the wrong muscles.
                          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                          • Johny Joe Hold
                            Mayor of Freehold
                             
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 12879

                            #14
                            Re: Has Anyone Considered a Suicide Watch for Gov. Chistie?

                            Talk about a man with a big broken heart, that's my friend and colleague, Cris.

                            Now he is being betrayed again--done in by disloyal staff that he would give his heart and soul to save. Out of his office today is information that the Govenor knew about the bridge closure as is was happening but did not order it reopened.

                            If this were to be true, the news conference where he exposed his emotions, disappointments and sadness would be said to be a farcical performance.

                            Let's be fair here. There are at least a hundred bridges in New Jersey. The George Washington Bridge is just one. At any momemt some bridges are closed for one reason or another.

                            So, if someone said to the Governor, "We closed a bridge. Is that OK?", why would not he say, "Fine, whatever."

                            I continue to worry about Cris. If these unfair criticisms of him keep coming out, I think he will need help coping with them.

                            http://americablog.com/2014/01/new-s...-closures.html
                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                            • Godfly
                              Descended from Rapes
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 1552

                              #15
                              Re: Has Anyone Considered a Suicide Watch for Gov. Chistie?

                              This just shows how true the old saying is "heavy is the man who wears the crown."
                              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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