Friends, I can't tell you how concerned I am about our friend, Gov. Chris Christie.
His hour and a half news conference has now been analysed by professionals who reveal how distressed he is.
"I'm a very sad person today. That's the emotion I feel."
"I was 'blindsided', 'humiliated', 'embarassed' and I'm 'unhappy'", he said. This is a man so deep in melancholy he really needs to be watched.
And then there is the manliness issue. As a newsperson pointed out, an hour and a half expressing inner feelings is what women, not manly men do. We need to be certain the manly Christie does not slip over the Satan's homer side.
All this because of nothing, a four day traffic jam. What is there that cannot wait four days? Is getting home to do laundry really that important? Is one death of ancient lady who would have died eventually something so important we need destroy and important political leader?
Let's unite in our concern for Gov. Chistie's mental health.
His hour and a half news conference has now been analysed by professionals who reveal how distressed he is.
"I'm a very sad person today. That's the emotion I feel."
"I was 'blindsided', 'humiliated', 'embarassed' and I'm 'unhappy'", he said. This is a man so deep in melancholy he really needs to be watched.
And then there is the manliness issue. As a newsperson pointed out, an hour and a half expressing inner feelings is what women, not manly men do. We need to be certain the manly Christie does not slip over the Satan's homer side.
All this because of nothing, a four day traffic jam. What is there that cannot wait four days? Is getting home to do laundry really that important? Is one death of ancient lady who would have died eventually something so important we need destroy and important political leader?
Let's unite in our concern for Gov. Chistie's mental health.

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