[I Man Rastafari]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

In Jamaica the Obeah man will take your shadow. Sometimes it is a woman and sometimes it is a man. The Obeah man can make a zombie. These are powerful Black witches but I am afraid of them.

[Damned Angelique]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

In Jamaica the Obeah man will take your shadow. Sometimes it is a woman and sometimes it is a man. The Obeah man can make a zombie. These are powerful Black witches but I am afraid of them.

That sounds interesting. Has anyone made a movie with this premise? It'd be a hit at the box office.

[Des]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

That sounds interesting. Has anyone made a movie with this premise? It'd be a hit at the box office.

Zombies are not entertainment, young lady. They are no laughing matter. The Bible foretells their coming.

Zechariah 14:12
And this shall be the plague wherewith the Lord will smite all the people that have fought against Jerusalem;
Their flesh shall consume away while they stand upon their feet,
And their eyes shall consume away in their holes, And their tongue shall consume away in their mouth.

Not only that. God in His Infinite Wisdom saw fit to tell us how to survive the zombie plague.

Isaiah 26:19-20 Thy dead men shall live, together with my dead body shall they arise. Awake and sing, ye that dwell in dust: for thy dew is as the dew of herbs, and the earth shall cast out the dead.

Come, my people, enter thou into thy chambers, and shut thy doors about thee: hide thyself as it were for a little moment, until the indignation be overpast.

Zombies are a very real, very serious danger.

[Damned Angelique]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

Zombies are a very real, very serious danger.

And a very lucrative way for movie studios to make millions (well, zombies and comic book superheroes)

[Alvin Moss]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

The Jews know how to make a zombie of mud. It's called a Golem. I have never seen one, as far as I know, but there are a lot of Jews and if only a few of them are making Golems, then there are probably quite a few of them walking around. Knowing they are made of mud, I expect them to look rough, brutish and unfinished, like a large, very dark Negroe. However, that may be my own prejudice. They could easily be made to look like normal people. I think that is more in line with Jew tricks. They would want to fool us with their Golems.

[arachnid]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

I don't think I've ever heard of a witch hunt sounds fun though!

[Damned Angelique]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

I don't think I've ever heard of a witch hunt sounds fun though!

You've heard of the Salem Witch Trials, right? This is kinda like that, only they skip the trial altogether. Despite the horrendous actions they take against other human beings, the massive amount of organization it takes to do this year after year is actually kind of impressive...

(And p.s., it's only open to "True Christians", so it would probably be best to stay away from that whole state until well after the first week of November, just to be safe )

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

I have spoken to the fellows in my old posse from Kingston and told them about this witch hunt. They were very interested in joining in but they are far away and most of them are not Christian. We are well armed in Jamaica because the Chinese import many guns for us. Many are old English guns that don't work well but that is what we can get there. We want Colt pistols and AK-47's but what we get is Webleys that are falling apart and Stens that didn't work well when they were made 50 years ago. But in a witch hunt I think our guns will work just fine.

My posse is resolved to have a witch hunt tomorrow night which is Halloween. There are several witches that have been identified in our garrison which is Tivoli Gardens. They will be shot full of holes and cut with a Bowie knife tomorrow. We are all so excited. I have not been invited to take part in the witch hunt here in Babylon myself so I will stay inside tomorrow night. It is dangerous for Black men to go out on Halloween because the police think we are up to mischief and they will shoot if provoked.

Also I am now a forum member even though I am not a Christian. I hope to continue to learn about you white people so that when the Black man is back in charge I will be able to be a diplomat in charge of dealing with white people.

Jah guide.
Trevor

Look- I have an edit button now so that I can correct my spelling and add things afterwards. This is a wonderful thing. I am very happy to be accepted by you white people.

[DeweyClutter]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

Brothers and sisters and Christ, what are your thoughts on taxederming the witches you shoot?

On one hand it would be a nice trophy to have a witches head mounted above your fireplace.

On the other... might that head attract demons and evil spirits?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

I don't want to scare any of you younger brothers in Christ, but I'm already about to pass my best record, which won me first prize last year...If you know where to look, the pickings are great this year!

Better step up your game.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

Several members of my own hunting party have reported small bags, but the main event will transpire this evening at the home and coven meeting place of Mrs. Carpenter. We are expecting a fine catch and we will be contenders for sure.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

Brothers and sisters and Christ, what are your thoughts on taxederming the witches you shoot?

On one hand it would be a nice trophy to have a witches head mounted above your fireplace.

On the other... might that head attract demons and evil spirits?

Not to mention endless swarms of blowflies if you don't know what you're doing. A properly pickled hand in a jar works out quite nicely, though.

[Roland]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

Not to mention endless swarms of blowflies if you don't know what you're doing. A properly pickled hand in a jar works out quite nicely, though.

Then rises the question, which hand do you pickle: The left or the right?

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

Got only one this year. She got caught in my bear trap, said she was a British tourist on her way to a Halloween party in Des Moines. I did not believe her so I did the good old test by throwing her into Dead Injun Lake to see if she could swim, and oh boy she could, even with a broken foot, and crawled and limpered herself out of the lake. Then I shot her in the head at point blank with my Smith & Wesson revolver and I cut off a hand and an ear as trophies. She was dressed in the usual slutty witch bitch clothing with thick black eyelashes, face colored with white makeup, striped black/white tights, skimpy black skirt and corset. Without doubt a witch.

They always come with these poor excuses, don't they?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

... said she was a British tourist on her way to a Halloween party in Des Moines.

Yeah, right - like these scum can afford the airfare. Or did she travel by broomstick?

Well done and thank you, Brother. The problem in Godless Britain is that not only has our lily-livered government stopped hanging witches, it even stopped imprisoning them in 1908.