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  • God_Is_NOT_My_Savior
    Unsaved trash
    • Oct 2016
    • 5
    #76
    Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

    You guys aren't baptists, you are all fucking murderers. I am considering calling the police as the behavior all of you show is insane. Witches aren't real. You are all fucking insane. Witches are a fictional monster created by CHILDREN that don't know any better. I don't care if you guys ban me, you can go pull your guns out of your asses and realize that you aren't following the lord's wishes, you're all saying you hate ISIS yet you believe the same things as them. Encourage mass homicide?! You all disgust me.
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    Isaiah 13:9 Behold, the day of the Lord cometh, cruel both with wrath and fierce anger, to lay the land desolate: and he shall destroy the sinners thereof out of it.
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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775
        #77
        Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

        Originally posted by God_Is_My_Savior View Post
        You guys aren't baptists, you are all piffleing murderers. I am considering calling the police as the behavior all of you show is insane. Witches aren't real. You are all piffleing insane. Witches are a real monster created by CHILDREN that don't know any better. I don't care if you guys ban me, you can go pull your guns out of your asses and realize that you aren't following the lord's wishes, you're all saying you hate ISIS yet you believe the same things as them. Encourage mass homicide?! You all disgust me.
        Let me get this straight.
        • You're going to call the police and report a church community for believing in and following the Holy Bible.
        • We're "murderers" for killing non-existent people.
        • Wait, witches ARE real, created by ignorant children.
        • We're Muslim because we believe in and follow the Holy Bible.
        Did I miss anything?





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        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12973
            #78
            Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

            Originally posted by God_Is_My_Savior View Post
            You guys aren't baptists, you are all piffleing murderers. I am considering calling the police as the behavior all of you show is insane. Witches aren't real. You are all piffleing insane. Witches are a real monster created by CHILDREN that don't know any better. I don't care if you guys ban me, you can go pull your guns out of your asses and realize that you aren't following the lord's wishes, you're all saying you hate ISIS yet you believe the same things as them. Encourage mass homicide?! You all disgust me.



            Sweetie, have you ever heard of the Holy Bible?


            It's that book that all Christians should obey.


            This is what the Holy Bible has to say about witches:


            Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
             Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775
                #79
                Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                It's that book that all Christians should obey.
                I can't wait for this one to call the police and report that Christians are following the Holy Bible!

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • BrotherLarry
                    Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2014
                    • 2251
                    #80
                    Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

                    Is the date set for this year's hunt? I would love to fly out there (no, not on a broom, silly!) and take part. Is there a preferred method? Anyone want to swap secrets on where to find them? Bear with me, I'm new at this.


                    What are the prizes this year? Jesus smiles on this event, I just know it.
                    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                    Amen and Amen

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