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Re: What color ghost should I be this year?
Originally posted by Uncle Rutherford View PostI like to be haunting while scaring off the hoodlums in my neighborhood who I’m sure are going to be looting and stealing peoples shoes like the hellbound people those people are. What color should I be this year?
Have you ever seen a ghost of any other color than white???God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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