Did This Store Really sell These? (You will be shocked!)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Ladies,

I hardly need to remind you and your daughters to avoid the commericalization of Satan's Birthday. This flyer was an attempt to damn your soul. The brooms were being sold by the local Walmart that has mysteriously burned down.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Did This Store Really sell These? (You will be shocked!)

Ladies,
I hardly need to remind you and your daughters to avoid the commericalization of Satan's Birthday. This flyer was an attempt to damn your soul. The brooms were being sold by the local Walmart that has mysteriously burned down.

Only no-nothings would sell those. Witches and their brooms are black. Only black.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Did This Store Really sell These? (You will be shocked!)

Only no-nothings would sell those. Witches and their brooms are black. Only black.

I'd say they're catering to LGBTQ witches if I didn't already know all witches are l*sbiotical. No man would marry a woman who dresses like that.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Did This Store Really sell These? (You will be shocked!)

Some of the awfulness prophesied to afflict the world which is now all over the place:

1. Men shall be lovers of their own selves
   • covetous
   • boasters
   • proud
   • blasphemers
2. Disobedient to parents
   • unthankful
   • unholy
3. Without natural affection
   • trucebreakers
   • false accusers
   • incontinent
   • fierce
4. Despisers of those that are good
   • traitors
   • heady
   • highminded
5. Lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God
   • a form of godliness
   • denying the power thereof
     • from such turn away
     • they creep into houses
     • capture silly women
     • laden with sins
     • led away with divers lusts
6. Evil men and seducers shall wax worse
   • deceiving
   • being deceived
     • and worse

Could there be a better description¹ of this halloween obsession? The purveyor of brooms seems to have spontaneously combusted. Human combustion² is demonic and although any actual date³ has no magic itself, we can be certain that devils will exploit anyone who thinks it does. Spontaneous human combustion is well enough documented but the causes are obfuscated to protect the demons' agenda.

Satan may be able to levitate broomsticks using telekinesis (a type of demonic possession) or persuade people they have been (by intoxication or devils of the visual cortex) but how much more exciting for him to hear their screams as they slowly combust, captive in his power – to feel their pain through possession of afferent nerves leading from the flames to the brain and glory in it. Satan is the most revolting thing in the universe. Now it's whole warehouses combusting just to make him happy on his special day.




1. II Timothy 3:2-6, 13
2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qhznt0SrQ4&t=62s
3. Galatians 4:8-10