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  • GaleWhoring the Boring
    Unsaved trash, probably hopeless sinner
    • Sep 2017
    • 256
    #76
    Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

    You don't believe I have Jewish friends? And how many do you have Didymus?

    I might be wary of mentioning it to them, but hopefully they at least will have a dark sense of humor.

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079
        #77
        Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

        Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
        You don't believe I have Jewish friends? And how many do you have Didymus? ...
        Think I'm interested in a contest with a liar? Fuck, are you stupid.


        ...I might be wary of mentioning it to them, but hopefully they at least will have a dark sense of humor.

        If they existed, there'd be no laughter, just shaking of heads and, "there goes Gail whitewomaning again ".

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          • GaleWhoring the Boring
            Unsaved trash, probably hopeless sinner
            • Sep 2017
            • 256
            #78
            Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

            Is it so crazy to believe I have Jewish friends? Maybe Jews don't exist in your mind. You've exterminated the very thought of it!

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079
                #79
                Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

                Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
                ...Maybe Jews don't exist in your mind. You've exterminated the very thought of it!
                Oooh, a combination red herring, strawman, and ad hominem, unencumbered by facts or logic. Ever thought of auditioning for Fox News? Suck some more insane racist penis, and I'm sure you're in!

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                  • GaleWhoring the Boring
                    Unsaved trash, probably hopeless sinner
                    • Sep 2017
                    • 256
                    #80
                    Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Suck some more insane racist penis, and I'm sure you're in!


                    I wouldn't dream of it. I am one of the most liberal people here! I'm surprised you wouldn't consider yourself the same, which is a shame. Maybe if you weren't so mean to me, we would get along.

                    I'm not sure about Fox, but I would love to be on TV, or the internet for all to watch me, possibly.

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14079
                        #81
                        Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

                        Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
                        ...Maybe if you weren't so mean to me, we would get along...
                        Correcting your misinformation about the Bible and Christianity, and mocking your willful ignorance when you repeatedly refuse to educate yourself by reading the Bible or anything, is not being mean to you.

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12990
                            #82
                            Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

                            Originally posted by GaleWhoring the Boring View Post
                            I wanted to invoke the Nazism to be playful without going into the territory of using the real insignia. I have Jewish friends who would not be happy about that.
                            Originally posted by GaleWhoring the Boring View Post
                            You don't believe I have Jewish friends?...

                            I might be wary of mentioning it to them, but hopefully they at least will have a dark sense of humor.
                            Getting caught in own web of lies much?

                            Anyway. If you wanted to invoke Nazism without actually invoking Nazism (whatever that may mean in that empty space between your ears), why did you not choose to go out as Otto von Bismarck? I'm sure you could find a way to offend your non-existent German friends instead of your non-existent Jewish friends.


                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                             Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                              • GaleWhoring the Boring
                                Unsaved trash, probably hopeless sinner
                                • Sep 2017
                                • 256
                                #83
                                Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

                                Well no, you see I have orthodox friends who would genuinely be offended, and then there are others who would find my creativity funny.

                                And then as well, at least I have you all too.

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                                  • Basilissa
                                    South of the Border outreach program
                                    True Christian™
                                     
                                    • Mar 2013
                                    • 12990
                                    #84
                                    Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

                                    Originally posted by GaleWhoring the Boring View Post
                                    orthodox
                                    Like these?






                                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                                    * * *

                                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                                    True Christians are Perfect!
                                    True Christian™ Love.
                                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                     Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                                      • Jim C. Lombardo
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                        • Aug 2014
                                        • 565
                                        #85
                                        Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

                                        I think she meant those JAPs (Jewish American Princesses). Those types also can't keep their mouths shut. It's good thing Miss Whore has been muzzled; a Christian site is no place for people like her.

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                                          • Johny Joe Hold
                                            Mayor of Freehold
                                             
                                            • Feb 2010
                                            • 12809
                                            #86
                                            Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

                                            Posters at Landover Baptist Church need to be reminded many parents here in Freehold read posts here to their children as a part of Christian training. Posts and pictures need to be of the quality required by our True Christian™ church.
                                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                                              • InLoveWithChrisChan
                                                Unsaved trash, failed troll
                                                • Nov 2017
                                                • 81
                                                #87
                                                Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

                                                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                                                Posters at Landover Baptist Church need to be reminded many parents here in Freehold read posts here to their children as a part of Christian training. Posts and pictures need to be of the quality required by our True Christian™ church.
                                                When you spread vitriol you're kinda of opening yourself up to trolls. Then again you have a thread recommending butt plugs as a preventative measure to anal rape. So if you have thread on sex toys I'd say anything is really fair game.

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                                                  • Mary Etheldreda
                                                    Gushing for Jesus
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2011
                                                    • 23775
                                                    #88
                                                    Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

                                                    Originally posted by InLoveWithChrisChan View Post
                                                    When you spread vitriol you're kinda of opening yourself up to trolls. Then again you have a thread recommending butt plugs as a preventative measure to anal rape. So if you have thread on sex toys I'd say anything is really fair game.
                                                    The LORD has always attracted "trolls" and "haters" and sinners of all kinds. However, we slay them with LOVE and many turn, repent, and are SAVED! It just goes to show you, the Truth will out!


                                                    Glory!
                                                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                      • InLoveWithChrisChan
                                                        Unsaved trash, failed troll
                                                        • Nov 2017
                                                        • 81
                                                        #89
                                                        Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

                                                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                        The LORD has always attracted "trolls" and "haters" and sinners of all kinds. However, we slay them with LOVE and many turn, repent, and are SAVED! It just goes to show you, the Truth will out!


                                                        Glory!
                                                        But seriously butt plugs to prevent anal rape? On their OWN. I can understand the logic if you wore a Chastity belt with them. But on their own I highly doubt it'll stop any surprise butt rapist because depending on the plug it'll actually loosen things up

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                                                          • Elmer G. White
                                                            Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                                                            Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                                                             
                                                            • Apr 2014
                                                            • 10274
                                                            #90
                                                            Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

                                                            Originally posted by InLoveWithChrisChan View Post
                                                            But seriously butt plugs to prevent anal rape? On their OWN. I can understand the logic if you wore a Chastity belt with them. But on their own I highly doubt it'll stop any surprise butt rapist because depending on the plug it'll actually loosen things up
                                                            Darling, the plugs are not on their own. They're fortified with the shape of Jesus. By the promise of God this gives them incredible strength. They are not on their own.

                                                            Isaiah 26:4
                                                            Trust ye in the LORD for ever: for in the LORD JEHOVAH is everlasting strength:

                                                            Thank you for your interest in the Truth™.


                                                            Yours in Christ,

                                                            Elmer
                                                            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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