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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12778

    #91
    Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

    In the Book of Matthew 28:17 we learn there were doubters and skeptics even in those ancient times.

    Now, we here at Landover Baptist have to endure the same doubters as Jesus. They are called trolls. We have a real one here. Showing such people the light of our faith will turn them into our friends.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • _Lion_
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      • Oct 2018
      • 3

      #92
      Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

      I actually feel sorry for you, all these people making fun of you for your beliefs. Halloween does not equal Hell. You lot are human beings please for the love of god (that sentence was ironic) get a damn grip and enjoy life. I bet as a child you all took part in Halloween because dressing up as monsters, going from house to house saying "Trick or treat!" and getting free sweets was fun! Halloween ironically was actually influenced by Christians and was bought into Christianity. I am actually an atheist. I dont really care about God and the only reason why i came to this forum is because of the outrageous forum post about TF2 and how racist and homophobic these people are. I cant believe there are still 30 - 40 year old men who are actually breathing and living going around posting this stupid shit on the internet, claiming that homosexuality is bad. Its the 21st centrury do you think anything you do or say will make a difference and how the fuck are you all still using AOL. its 2018 not 1987

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      • _Lion_
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        • Oct 2018
        • 3

        #93
        Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

        Originally posted by InLoveWithChrisChan View Post
        But seriously butt plugs to prevent anal rape? On their OWN. I can understand the logic if you wore a Chastity belt with them. But on their own I highly doubt it'll stop any surprise butt rapist because depending on the plug it'll actually loosen things up

        excuse me?


        First of all, butt plugs are going to stop anal rape, people cant just take them out.
        Second of all, THIS piffleING WENT FROM A POST ABOUT HALLOWEEN TO SEX TOYS, WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12986

          #94
          Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

          Originally posted by _Lion_ View Post
          I am actually an atheist. I dont really care about God
          OMG you lied in your introduction post?!? You have just shattered my belief in humanity!


          I cant believe there are still 30 - 40 year old men who are actually breathing and living going around posting this stupid shit on the internet, claiming that homosexuality is bad.
          It's not us saying that, sweetie - it's the Holy Bible itself.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • mrgrtt123
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            • Oct 2018
            • 58

            #95
            Re: I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

            I used to love it way back when I was young, now that I am old I only give treats to the kids, and it actually warms since I can see how happy they are. The company that I am working with will throw a trick or treat party for the employee's children. I am expecting a lot of sweets on the table.

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