[JennyD]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

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Is that your score, or your IQ?

[greenpomaceous]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

1. The person has an interest in vampire art (Anne Rice, Twilight, etc.) twilight makes me barf.
2. Has pale, light skin. I have rosacea... so not being in the sun keeps me from looking like a pizza.
3. Stays up late at night and sleeps during the day. Night owl.
4. Has an interest in the paranormal and occult. Know thine enemy!!!
5. Wears all black constantly. It's busnessy.
6. Has a preoccupation with death. Not really. I like living.
7. Listens to goth/emo/heavy metal music. As opposed to rap. I'd rather not be called a bitch or ho.
8. Has an aversion to garlic and doesn't like it on their food. Love garlic!!
   
9. Hates Christianity and can't stand crosses being shoved in front of their faces. Nope, I love hearing the word of our lord.
10. Is deceitful. For all my sins and fault, I'm not a liar.
11. Has many sexual relations. Washed clean and born again.
12. The opposite sex finds the person "charming". Of course I am!!!
13. Eats meat rather voraciously. I can't pass up on a good steak.
14. The person plays electric guitar. I play acoustic guitar.
15. Afraid of fire. Fire is a part of my soul and the love of God!
16. Is Bisexual or Homosexual. I'm straight as the line from a plumb bob.
17. Has liberal/democrat political viewpoints. Guns, God, and Glory all the way!
18. Watches horror films. Good for a laugh or two.
19. Cuts themselves (to drink their own blood). The only thing I like bloody is my steak.
20. Involves themselves in role-playing/cosplay, or other bizarre activities. I throw rocks at LARP-ers.
21. Has sharp teeth. Not really.
22. Doesn't like sunlight and stays indoors during the day. I live in South Georgia. We love our AC.
23. Professes a "psychic" power of some sort. I'm about as clairvoyant as a piece of wood.
24. Is pagan/satanic. Nope.
25. Greatly enjoys cats as pets. Absolutely. They make great feet warmers and they kill vermin.
26. Favorite numbers are either 666 or 13. Meh... not really.
27. Tendency to being a social outcast. Nope. I have hundreds of Facebook friends.
28. Doesn't seem to age; looks youthful for their age. Why, thank you!
29. Wears heavy makeup (both men and women). I prefer au natural.
30. Publicly self-identifies as a vampire [Worth 10 points] LOL. I sure am! JK.

I'm pretty sure I'm not a vampire. LOL!!!

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

Thank you for sharing that with the group!
Now why don't you make your way over to the introduction forum and tell us more about yourself? What is your favorite KJV verse? How did you come to know Jesus?

You know, those polite things you tell people before interrupting a good thread?

[greenpomaceous]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

Thank you for sharing that with the group!
Now why don't you make your way over to the introduction forum and tell us more about yourself? What is your favorite KJV verse? How did you come to know Jesus?

You know, those polite things you tell people before interrupting a good thread?

Well, dear I have my entire story of being saved and accepting Jesus on the introduction forum, if you care to ready. By the way, I'm Anne. I look forward to seeing you on the forums in the future.

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

Well, dear I have my entire story of being saved and accepting Jesus on the introduction forum, if you care to ready. By the way, I'm Anne. I look forward to seeing you on the forums in the future.

Two things, Anne. 1. I posted this before you started your introduction thread and 2. I am not your dear. That is the second time you called me dear, please don't!

[greenpomaceous]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

Two things, Anne. 1. I posted this before you started your introduction thread and 2. I am not your dear. That is the second time you called me dear, please don't!

I'm sorry to have offended you. I'm trying to be kind. I have no reason to be unkind. I'm here to relish in the LORD and have fellowship with other Christians.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

Two things, Anne. 1. I posted this before you started your introduction thread and 2. I am not your dear. That is the second time you called me dear, please don't!

Maybe she's a lezbean.

[greenpomaceous]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

Oh Pastor Ezekiel, I would absolutely hate being a lezbean. All I really want is a True Christian husband to have True Christian babies with. I want to rub my husband's back when he comes home from a hard day at work and I want to change diapers and wipe spit-up off the chins of my children. Being a lezbean is straying from the LORD's path and I would never want to do that!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

Oh Pastor Ezekiel, I would absolutely hate being a lezbean. All I really want is a True Christian husband to have True Christian babies with. I want to rub my husband's back when he comes home from a hard day at work and I want to change diapers and wipe spit-up off the chins of my children. Being a lezbean is straying from the LORD's path and I would never want to do that!

Well I'm glad to hear that.

And you're not a vampire either? Doubleplus good!

[releaseme]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

Hey, cool idea! Let's all compare scores!



My score: 22 - Definitely a vampire. No I'm not, dammit! Can't a girl be pretty, pale, Goth, Pagan, and drink blood without being accused of being a vampire?!

Drink blood thats not right that is very strange infact makes me feel

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

Drink blood thats not right that is very strange infact makes me feel

WickedWitch is not right and is very strange, and generally makes me feel the same way. I always feel a bit queasy when she's posting.

[Mark Antony]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

heck, I'm scorin a 16+ here, and sure don't wanna get eternel demonic ass pounding inna fiery lake! Can't someone help me out here?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

heck, I'm scorin a 16+ here, and sure don't wanna get eternel demonic ass pounding inna fiery lake! Can't someone help me out here?

Take to Pastor Zeke. He is more than willing to help out young men on dealing with sin.

[Mark Antony]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

Take to Pastor Zeke. He is more than willing to help out young men on dealing with sin.

Thank you, Bobby-Joe.

[Amanda the Fool]

Re: The VAMPIRE TEST: How to Identify These Evil Satanic Monsters

How come I identify with over sixteen of these things and yet I'm not a blood thirsty Satan loving monster? When do I get all the cool powers like being able to turn into a bat?