[lord warrior]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

We just found some of them witches in the woods danceing neked around a pole. They said it was a fertility dance. But after we got done burning them in there fire, we only got the heads to show for it.

Do I have to live in Freehold to partisipate in this, or can I Fed Ex the heads to somebody there for credit. I even got before and after pics to prove thems witches. Only thing we ever do like this is our deer huntin contest, but we got no horns to show yall.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

I was wanting to keep this a surprise until the hunt, but I'm so excited I just can't hold it in anymore!

Click here and go to the bottom of the page. The link is safe for all levels of tithers, though most of the lieberals poking their noses in will probably throw conniptions. The Sanctuary® Edition NoslerCustom® Rifle, limited to 25 units... Two of which are in Freehold at this very moment! PRAISE JESUS!
My wonderful, truly Godly husband, Mr. Whitford, bought one for each of us! For me, just for this very occasion! I know I won't get as much use out of it as he does on his frequent hunting trips, so that makes it so much more of a loving gift!
He has such a sense of humor too. When he gave me mine, he said, "Maybe that will shut your yammering trap for a while. Make me a wine spritzer then get out of here and go practice your shooting before I smack you!" I've been out in the back yard shooting for the past hour!
This is going to be my first year in Freehold for the hunt (I know, it seems like I've been Saved for so much longer), so I'm excited. I've only ever shot and killed one person, but that was a Mexican't I thought was stealing from us!

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

I'm so happy the witch hunt is going on again. I was away on business last year.

Will the annual "Dunking the Witches" event be hels that day this year? After church of course.

[Simple]

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Some people don't have enough judgement to follow the encouragement of Pastor Billy-Reuben about witch hunting in the mountains of North Carolina. They think that as soon as you get over Old Fort Mountain and past Ridgecrest Baptist Assembly you can fire out of an open car window at ramdom and very likely hit a pervert-wiccan. True enough, but there are a few good people out there too and you might hit one of them. If you conduct yourself with dignity it will prevent just about any problem. After Smokey Park Bridge put the gun away.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

I need to know how many were arrested and put in jail.

Witch-hunting's illegal in Wisconsin...

[SayvedByTheLord]

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If the good people not dressed in blaze orange as any proper Christian hunter would be then they are unfortunate casualties of the hunt.

Some people don't have enough judgement to follow the encouragement of Pastor Billy-Reuben about witch hunting in the mountains of North Carolina. They think that as soon as you get over Old Fort Mountain and past Ridgecrest Baptist Assembly you can fire out of an open car window at ramdom and very likely hit a pervert-wiccan. True enough, but there are a few good people out there too and you might hit one of them. If you conduct yourself with dignity it will prevent just about any problem. After Smokey Park Bridge put the gun away.

[Nirvash]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

You now what are are doing is very illegal

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

You now what are are doing is very illegal

It's not illegal in Freehold County. If you don't believe me why don't you call the Freehold County sheriff's department? 515-243-0470

[SayvedByTheLord]

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In your signature you imply the Flying Spaghetti Monster is also a figment of the same White Anglo Saxon Protestant hallucinations as Christians experience.

It has a Wikipedia entry therefore it must be real.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

You now what are are doing is very illegal

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

You now what are are doing is very illegal

It is not illegal to hunt witches during witch hunting season, and I challenge you you to find a statute that states otherwise.

Also, please define "very illegal" as opposed to merely "illegal".

It seems that your understanding of law is just as impressive as your understanding of science!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Brother Temperance]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

It is not illegal to hunt witches during witch hunting season, and I challenge you you to find a statute that states otherwise.

Also, please define "very illegal" as opposed to merely "illegal".

It seems that your understanding of law is just as impressive as your understanding of science!

Or their command of the American language.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

Well, witch-hunting is illegal in Wisconsin, and all 50 States outside Freehold County (if they have a problem with the law, they should just try to secede-I dare them)

[Wibralover]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

do you actually still believe witches are real
first of all they never existed
second if you're american I can understand I envy your brain putting up with so much crap
and third science

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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do you actually still believe witches are real
first of all they never existed
second if you're american I can understand I envy your brain putting up with so much crap
and third science

Can you prove they never existed?

God tells us in His Holy Word (KJV1611 Bible) that not only do witches exist, but that we are to kill them.

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Now who should we believe, God Almighty or some window-licking retard who hates Jesus?

[NeoChristian]

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Are you guys really serious? Like for real? o-O