[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

Are you guys really serious? Like for real? o-O

Son, we are as serious as the fires of hell. We are as real as the love of Jesus.

Now let me ask you; are you serious about getting Saved©? Jesus has called you here for a reason...

[Brother Temperance]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

do you actually still believe witches are real
first of all they never existed
second if you're american I can understand I envy your brain putting up with so much crap
and third science

Friend, that made no sense at all. You must be on the drug pipes or something. That was just a stream of Irish babbling and Marxist nonsense. Try again.

Are you guys really serious? Like for real? o-O

Is Pat Robertson serious? Is James Dobson for real? Why not try reading this before you flame us?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

You haven't ever caught myself or Lilith.

And you never will.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

You haven't ever caught myself or Lilith.

And you never will.

It takes minnows to catch the big ones (witches that is). Besides both of you gals have been (at least half way) converted, Praise Jesus!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

Well, witch-hunting is illegal in Wisconsin, and all 50 States outside Freehold County

There is no law in North Carolina forbidding witch-hunting during witch-hunting season. There might be ordinances forbidding it within city limits in some jurisdictions, but nothing state-wide.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

There is no law in North Carolina forbidding witch-hunting during witch-hunting season. There might be ordinances forbidding it within city limits in some jurisdictions, but nothing state-wide.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

There is no witch-hunting season outside of Freehold and somewhere in North Carolina. In most places, witch-hunting is illegal 24-7-365 (366 in '08).

But, as you said, in Freehold, LBC is the law...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

There is no witch-hunting season outside of Freehold and somewhere in North Carolina. In most places, witch-hunting is illegal 24-7-365 (366 in '08).

But, as you said, in Freehold, LBC is the law...

Oh, you might be surprised where they have witch hunting season....

And aren't you lucky that Jesus didn't put "Thou shalt not suffer a papist dog to live" in the Holy Bible?

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

Oh, you might be surprised where they have witch hunting season....

And aren't you lucky that Jesus didn't put "Thou shalt not suffer a papist dog to live" in the Holy Bible?

That phrase about "suffer not a witch to live" came before Jesus came to earth.

Jesus REPEALED the old law...You might as well stop eating pork!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

And aren't you lucky that Jesus didn't put "Thou shalt not suffer a papist dog to live" in the Holy Bible?

What's funnier is that Catholicism didn't exist in either the OT or the new. Peter, who the catholics base their faith on, was not catholic.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

That phrase about "suffer not a witch to live" came before Jesus came to earth.

Jesus REPEALED the old law...You might as well stop eating pork!

Why should we follow those old joo dietary laws? Since our Lord has specifically abolished those laws, we can eat what we like:

Acts 10:9 On the morrow, as they went on their journey, and drew nigh unto the city, Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour:
10 And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance,
11 And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:
12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.
13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
15 And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
16 This was done thrice: and the vessel was received up again into heaven.

Since sea creatures are not mentioned in that passage, we have no idea whether or not lobsters and shrimps have been cleansed in the blood of Jesus, so we avoid eating them. But God has definitely cleansed all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.



Now please show me the verse where God embraces witchcraft, papist dog.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

Jesus REPEALED the old law

Oh really.. Where?
Cause that's not what the Bible says.

And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? There is none good but one, that is, God:
But if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments.
Matthew 19:17

And, behold, a certain lawyer stood up, and tempted him, saying, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?
He said unto him, What is written in the law? How readest thou?
Luke 10:25-26

Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Matthew 5:17-18

And hereby we do know that we know him, if we keep his commandments.
He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a liar, and the truth is not in him.
1 John 2:3-4

For not the hearers of the law are just before God, but the doers of the law shall be justified.
Romans 2:13

But wilt thou know, O vain man, that faith without works is dead?
James 2:20


And if you think "Jesus repealed the old law" ..
Why do you have the (in part that is, as you remove the one against idolatry!) ten commandments?

And before, you claimed that "faith alone" is a false doctrine:
And now you say that Jesus repealed the law too.
So just what would remain then?
Nothing, neither faith nor works.

Only sodomy and idolatry, as it is with the cathylick church.
Your have no faith, and you have no works... And you break the commandments, thus you are a sinner.
You're most definitely headed straight for hell, Thomas.
Repent of your sins and reject the whore of Babylon!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

Oh, you might be surprised where they have witch hunting season....

And aren't you lucky that Jesus didn't put "Thou shalt not suffer a papist dog to live" in the Holy Bible?

Hmm, what about:

Deuteronomy 13:1 If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer of dreams, and giveth thee a sign or a wonder, 2 And the sign or the wonder come to pass, whereof he spake unto thee, saying, Let us go after other gods, which thou hast not known, and let us serve them;
3 Thou shalt not hearken unto the words of that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams: for the LORD your God proveth you, to know whether ye love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul.
4 Ye shall walk after the LORD your God, and fear him, and keep his commandments, and obey his voice, and ye shall serve him, and cleave unto him.
5 And that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams, shall be put to death; because he hath spoken to turn you away from the LORD your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed you out of the house of bondage, to thrust thee out of the way which the LORD thy God commanded thee to walk in. So shalt thou put the evil away from the midst of thee.
6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.


I'd say that provides a pretty compelling case for executing Dagon-worshippers.

[Anna Marie Raven]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

A'cuse me, are we allowed to put bounties on specific witches? Ah know it's past Helloween, but could someone kill ma witch sister?

[Metal Moses]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

It is not illegal to hunt witches during witch hunting season, and I challenge you you to find a statute that states otherwise.

Also, please define "very illegal" as opposed to merely "illegal".

It seems that your understanding of law is just as impressive as your understanding of science!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Ok, that doesn't make you exempt from civil suits and I'd bet anything that a 2 year old in a suit representing the plaintiff is all that would be needed to win the case.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

Ok, that doesn't make you exempt from civil suits and I'd bet anything that a 2 year old in a suit representing the plaintiff is all that would be needed to win the case.

That's why we have a battery of the best Joo Lawyers Jesus can hire for us friend. The persecution we have to endure is unbelievable.