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  • lord warrior
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2007
    • 406

    #16
    Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

    We just found some of them witches in the woods danceing neked around a pole. They said it was a fertility dance. But after we got done burning them in there fire, we only got the heads to show for it.

    Do I have to live in Freehold to partisipate in this, or can I Fed Ex the heads to somebody there for credit. I even got before and after pics to prove thems witches. Only thing we ever do like this is our deer huntin contest, but we got no horns to show yall.

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #17
      Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

      I was wanting to keep this a surprise until the hunt, but I'm so excited I just can't hold it in anymore!

      Click here and go to the bottom of the page. The link is safe for all levels of tithers, though most of the lieberals poking their noses in will probably throw conniptions. The Sanctuary® Edition NoslerCustom® Rifle, limited to 25 units... Two of which are in Freehold at this very moment! PRAISE JESUS!
      My wonderful, truly Godly husband, Mr. Whitford, bought one for each of us! For me, just for this very occasion! I know I won't get as much use out of it as he does on his frequent hunting trips, so that makes it so much more of a loving gift!
      He has such a sense of humor too. When he gave me mine, he said, "Maybe that will shut your yammering trap for a while. Make me a wine spritzer then get out of here and go practice your shooting before I smack you!" I've been out in the back yard shooting for the past hour!
      This is going to be my first year in Freehold for the hunt (I know, it seems like I've been Saved for so much longer), so I'm excited. I've only ever shot and killed one person, but that was a Mexican't I thought was stealing from us!
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      • Rev. Dr. Davidson
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2007
        • 1439

        #18
        Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

        I'm so happy the witch hunt is going on again. I was away on business last year.

        Will the annual "Dunking the Witches" event be hels that day this year? After church of course.
        "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
        (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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        • Simple
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Oct 2007
          • 22

          #19
          Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

          Some people don't have enough judgement to follow the encouragement of Pastor Billy-Reuben about witch hunting in the mountains of North Carolina. They think that as soon as you get over Old Fort Mountain and past Ridgecrest Baptist Assembly you can fire out of an open car window at ramdom and very likely hit a pervert-wiccan. True enough, but there are a few good people out there too and you might hit one of them. If you conduct yourself with dignity it will prevent just about any problem. After Smokey Park Bridge put the gun away.

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          • Father Thomas Martin
            Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
            • Jul 2007
            • 1015

            #20
            Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

            I need to know how many were arrested and put in jail.

            Witch-hunting's illegal in Wisconsin...
            ACTS 5:29

            But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
            There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #21
              Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

              If the good people not dressed in blaze orange as any proper Christian hunter would be then they are unfortunate casualties of the hunt.


              Originally posted by Simple View Post
              Some people don't have enough judgement to follow the encouragement of Pastor Billy-Reuben about witch hunting in the mountains of North Carolina. They think that as soon as you get over Old Fort Mountain and past Ridgecrest Baptist Assembly you can fire out of an open car window at ramdom and very likely hit a pervert-wiccan. True enough, but there are a few good people out there too and you might hit one of them. If you conduct yourself with dignity it will prevent just about any problem. After Smokey Park Bridge put the gun away.


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • Nirvash
                Unsaved trash
                 
                • Oct 2007
                • 31

                #22
                Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

                You now what are are doing is very illegal
                Science = TRUTH

                STOP CHANGING MY SIGNATURE

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
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                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #23
                  Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

                  Originally posted by Nirvash View Post
                  You now what are are doing is very illegal
                  It's not illegal in Freehold County. If you don't believe me why don't you call the Freehold County sheriff's department? 515-243-0470

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • SayvedByTheLord
                    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2007
                    • 3151

                    #24
                    Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

                    In your signature you imply the Flying Spaghetti Monster is also a figment of the same White Anglo Saxon Protestant hallucinations as Christians experience.

                    It has a Wikipedia entry therefore it must be real.





                    Originally posted by Nirvash View Post
                    You now what are are doing is very illegal


                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      Senior Pastor
                      VP of Evangelical Outreach
                      On FIRE for Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5812

                      #25
                      Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

                      Originally posted by Nirvash View Post
                      You now what are are doing is very illegal
                      It is not illegal to hunt witches during witch hunting season, and I challenge you you to find a statute that states otherwise.

                      Also, please define "very illegal" as opposed to merely "illegal".

                      It seems that your understanding of law is just as impressive as your understanding of science!

                      Pastor Billy-Reuben
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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #26
                        Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                        It is not illegal to hunt witches during witch hunting season, and I challenge you you to find a statute that states otherwise.

                        Also, please define "very illegal" as opposed to merely "illegal".

                        It seems that your understanding of law is just as impressive as your understanding of science!
                        Or their command of the American language.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Father Thomas Martin
                          Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 1015

                          #27
                          Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

                          Well, witch-hunting is illegal in Wisconsin, and all 50 States outside Freehold County (if they have a problem with the law, they should just try to secede-I dare them)
                          ACTS 5:29

                          But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                          There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                          • Wibralover
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 16

                            #28
                            Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

                            do you actually still believe witches are real
                            first of all they never existed
                            second if you're american I can understand I envy your brain putting up with so much crap
                            and third science

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #29
                              Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

                              Originally posted by Wibralover View Post
                              do you actually still believe witches are real
                              first of all they never existed
                              second if you're american I can understand I envy your brain putting up with so much crap
                              and third science
                              Can you prove they never existed?

                              God tells us in His Holy Word (KJV1611 Bible) that not only do witches exist, but that we are to kill them.

                              Exodus 22:18
                              Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.


                              Now who should we believe, God Almighty or some window-licking retard who hates Jesus?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • NeoChristian
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Oct 2007
                                • 11

                                #30
                                Re: WITCH HUNT 2007!

                                Are you guys really serious? Like for real? o-O

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