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  • Hitoshi
    Professor of Engrish
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 446

    #31
    Re: is message for landover

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Are you still chasing Godly women who happen to be cursed with large dirty pillows?
    when are have perfect chisel body is not need for chase okay.




    ladies are come to me.

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #32
      Re: is message for landover

      Why do you persist in your worship of chinky squid-"gods"? Why do you feel that Our Lord Jesus Christ isn't good enough for you?
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Hitoshi
        Professor of Engrish
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 446

        #33
        Re: is message for landover

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        Why do you persist in your worship of chinky squid-"gods"? Why do you feel that Our Lord Jesus Christ isn't good enough for you?
        please direct these question to Ask Japanese thread okay dummy.

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #34
          Re: is message for landover

          Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
          please direct these question to Ask Japanese thread okay dummy.
          Damn your Ornamental rudeness and disrespect! When Jesus directs your sorry behind to the flames of Hell, will you describe him as a dummy too?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Hitoshi
            Professor of Engrish
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 446

            #35
            Re: is message for landover

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            When Jesus directs your sorry behind to the flames of Hell, will you describe him as a dummy too?
            your Jesus was much lazy. if was Japanese he not have take three whole day for rise from dead. is total waste of time! Japanese jesus rise from dead in three minute and start right away be productive. also he not need big cave but small efficient sleep space in wall.

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            • Brother Enoch
              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2008
              • 4392

              #36
              Re: is message for landover

              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
              when are have perfect chisel body is not need for chase okay.




              ladies are come to me.
              And giggle no doubt. Nice package. At least you chose a statue that was an anotomically accurate description of you.

              Oh wait, did you think that David has a magnifecent package? I'd heard asian men are somewhat, um, lacking, but I had no idea.

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              • Roberta
                Anti La Leche League Organizer
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2008
                • 1817

                #37
                Re: is message for landover

                This lady is not very impressed with the chisel work!
                Attached Files
                Come climb my mountains.

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                • Hitoshi
                  Professor of Engrish
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 446

                  #38
                  Re: is message for landover

                  Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                  And giggle no doubt. Nice package. At least you chose a statue that was an anotomically accurate description of you.

                  Oh wait, did you think that David has a magnifecent package? I'd heard asian men are somewhat, um, lacking, but I had no idea.
                  Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                  This lady is not very impressed with the chisel work!
                  give me break okay is cold in museum.

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                  • Justina Thyme
                    Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 1718

                    #39
                    Re: is message for landover

                    Why, hello, Hisushi, how nice to see you back! How's school going? You know, if you decide not to pursue engineering, there's another career that I think would be most suitable for you:

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                    While I don't know the formal job title, I've seen these ladies and gentlemen around various spots in New York City, Chicago, Los Angeles and Juneau, Alaska. In the very brief encounters I've had with them, I'm given to understand that the pay is quite good, and you'd certainly never be lacking for willing female companionship. You may be an Unsaved Trashy© nip, but I do have a degree of concern for your future.

                    Yours in the molten hot Love of Jesus,

                    JT
                    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                    Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                    LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #40
                      Re: is message for landover

                      Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                      your Jesus was much lazy. if was Japanese he not have take three whole day for rise from dead. is total waste of time! Japanese jesus rise from dead in three minute and start right away be productive. also he not need big cave but small efficient sleep space in wall.

                      Why, you intolerable little nip! You may plot to flood the market with cheap miniaturized knock-off yellow Christs, but God will not be mocked!
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #41
                        Re: is message for landover



                        Do you "people" also never wash - and defecate where you sleep?

                        You can give my order of chinky-winky-sooey to Jerry's Kids!!!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #42
                          Re: is message for landover

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          Why, you intolerable little nip! You may plot to flood the market with cheap miniaturized knock-off yellow Christs, but God will not be mocked!
                          Amen Brother! They've already miniaturized, transistorized and robotized the Savior of Mankind©, and mass produced Him world-wide! They even have PATENTED their horrible and unGodly version of Christ!

                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Hitoshi
                            Professor of Engrish
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 446

                            #43
                            Re: is message for landover

                            Originally posted by SUV View Post
                            Do you "people" also never wash - and defecate where you sleep?
                            Japanese are make hygiene number one priority okay. our toilet is have much technology and is keep Japanese anus clean and make smell like cranberry muffin. is very complex and complicate machine. you are need TWO college degree for take crap in Japan.



                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Amen Brother! They've already miniaturized, transistorized and robotized the Savior of Mankind©, and mass produced Him world-wide! They even have PATENTED their horrible and unGodly version of Christ!
                            robot Jesus only drain battery not bank account like your Jesus. maybe if you American are give less money for Jesus you are have more money for anus and are able buy fancy Japanese toilet (either way you are still put money into toilet).

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #44
                              Re: is message for landover

                              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                              Japanese are make hygiene number one priority okay. our toilet is have much technology and is keep Japanese anus clean and make smell like cranberry muffin. is very complex and complicate machine. you are need TWO college degree for take crap in Japan.
                              Since you don't have two college degrees, that'd explain why you're so full of it.
                              Normal people's toilets don't have attachments that sodomise them, you oriental lunatic.

                              robot Jesus only drain battery not bank account like your Jesus. maybe if you American are give less money for Jesus you are have more money for anus...
                              That tells you everything you need to know about the nips. Given the choice between anus and Jesus, they'll take the back passage every time.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #45
                                Re: is message for landover

                                Originally posted by Buttoshi View Post
                                Make smell like cranberry muffin.
                                You're not supposed to smell it, dummy.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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