[Hitoshi]

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Are you still chasing Godly women who happen to be cursed with large dirty pillows?

when are have perfect chisel body is not need for chase okay.




ladies are come to me.

[Brother Temperance]

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Why do you persist in your worship of chinky squid-"gods"? Why do you feel that Our Lord Jesus Christ isn't good enough for you?

[Hitoshi]

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Why do you persist in your worship of chinky squid-"gods"? Why do you feel that Our Lord Jesus Christ isn't good enough for you?

please direct these question to Ask Japanese thread okay dummy.

[Brother Temperance]

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please direct these question to Ask Japanese thread okay dummy.

Damn your Ornamental rudeness and disrespect! When Jesus directs your sorry behind to the flames of Hell, will you describe him as a dummy too?

[Hitoshi]

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When Jesus directs your sorry behind to the flames of Hell, will you describe him as a dummy too?

your Jesus was much lazy. if was Japanese he not have take three whole day for rise from dead. is total waste of time! Japanese jesus rise from dead in three minute and start right away be productive. also he not need big cave but small efficient sleep space in wall.

[Brother Enoch]

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when are have perfect chisel body is not need for chase okay.




ladies are come to me.

And giggle no doubt. Nice package. At least you chose a statue that was an anotomically accurate description of you.

Oh wait, did you think that David has a magnifecent package? I'd heard asian men are somewhat, um, lacking, but I had no idea.

[Roberta]

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This lady is not very impressed with the chisel work!

[Hitoshi]

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And giggle no doubt. Nice package. At least you chose a statue that was an anotomically accurate description of you.

Oh wait, did you think that David has a magnifecent package? I'd heard asian men are somewhat, um, lacking, but I had no idea.

This lady is not very impressed with the chisel work!

give me break okay is cold in museum.

[Justina Thyme]

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Why, hello, Hisushi, how nice to see you back! How's school going? You know, if you decide not to pursue engineering, there's another career that I think would be most suitable for you:



While I don't know the formal job title, I've seen these ladies and gentlemen around various spots in New York City, Chicago, Los Angeles and Juneau, Alaska. In the very brief encounters I've had with them, I'm given to understand that the pay is quite good, and you'd certainly never be lacking for willing female companionship. You may be an Unsaved Trashy© nip, but I do have a degree of concern for your future.

Yours in the molten hot Love of Jesus,

JT

[Brother Temperance]

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your Jesus was much lazy. if was Japanese he not have take three whole day for rise from dead. is total waste of time! Japanese jesus rise from dead in three minute and start right away be productive. also he not need big cave but small efficient sleep space in wall.

Why, you intolerable little nip! You may plot to flood the market with cheap miniaturized knock-off yellow Christs, but God will not be mocked!

[SUV]

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Do you "people" also never wash - and defecate where you sleep?

You can give my order of chinky-winky-sooey to Jerry's Kids!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why, you intolerable little nip! You may plot to flood the market with cheap miniaturized knock-off yellow Christs, but God will not be mocked!

Amen Brother! They've already miniaturized, transistorized and robotized the Savior of Mankind©, and mass produced Him world-wide! They even have PATENTED their horrible and unGodly version of Christ!

[Hitoshi]

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Do you "people" also never wash - and defecate where you sleep?

Japanese are make hygiene number one priority okay. our toilet is have much technology and is keep Japanese anus clean and make smell like cranberry muffin. is very complex and complicate machine. you are need TWO college degree for take crap in Japan.

Amen Brother! They've already miniaturized, transistorized and robotized the Savior of Mankind©, and mass produced Him world-wide! They even have PATENTED their horrible and unGodly version of Christ!

robot Jesus only drain battery not bank account like your Jesus. maybe if you American are give less money for Jesus you are have more money for anus and are able buy fancy Japanese toilet (either way you are still put money into toilet).

[Brother Temperance]

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Japanese are make hygiene number one priority okay. our toilet is have much technology and is keep Japanese anus clean and make smell like cranberry muffin. is very complex and complicate machine. you are need TWO college degree for take crap in Japan.

Since you don't have two college degrees, that'd explain why you're so full of it.

Normal people's toilets don't have attachments that sodomise them, you oriental lunatic.

robot Jesus only drain battery not bank account like your Jesus. maybe if you American are give less money for Jesus you are have more money for anus...

That tells you everything you need to know about the nips. Given the choice between anus and Jesus, they'll take the back passage every time.

[Nobar King]

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Make smell like cranberry muffin.

You're not supposed to smell it, dummy.