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  • Hitoshi
    Professor of Engrish
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 446
    #46
    Re: is message for landover

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Since you don't have two college degrees, that'd explain why you're so full of it.
    when I was write "you are need two college degree" I was literal mean YOU. you are much dummy. if ever you are need use Japanese toilet I am happy help you but first you are need help me. is this end you are put in toilet?



    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Normal people's toilets don't have attachments that sodomise them, you oriental lunatic.
    attachment is not sodomize okay. is give nice relax anal massage for release of feces. I was assume you are alway stick one in mouth before make post.

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    That tells you everything you need to know about the nips. Given the choice between anus and Jesus, they'll take the back passage every time.
    I never have been give choice between anus and Jesus okay (but it is sound like very unusual and much interesting situation!)

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      • gothtard godmocker
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2008
        • 39
        #47
        Re: is message for landover

        Yeah, yeah...
        and all your turds are flushed away to the land of ghosts and spirits...
        Jeez, you nips are obsessed with your poopy butts.

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          • Hitoshi
            Professor of Engrish
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 446
            #48
            Re: is message for landover

            Originally posted by gothtard godmocker View Post
            Jeez, you nips are obsessed with your poopy butts.
            I am tired of racism comment. I am now have live in america for three year! you guy are need think of me as american.



            I am american as William shatner and budweiser beer okay.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #49
                Re: is message for landover

                Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                I am tired of racism comment. I am now have live in america for three year! you guy are need think of me as american.



                I am american as William shatner and budweiser beer okay.
                That guy Shatner is a damned Greek or something, and God's favorite beer has been sold to a coven of eurotrash joos or something, so even THAT's not American anymore.

                The latest DOF report says that you don't even have a Green Card you filthy little slant. You're about as American as you are Christian.

                Which is to say NOT.

                Go back to where you came from Hop-Sing. Maybe you can get a job selling toilets that sodomize people in some chink department store.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621
                    #50
                    Re: is message for landover

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    That guy Shatner is a damned Greek or something, and God's favorite beer has been sold to a coven of eurotrash joos or something, so even THAT's not American anymore.
                    Maybe Hitoshima's been sold to a coven of eurotrash Jews as well? Can't imagine what they'd want with him, but then those folk never do anything that makes any sense.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Roberta
                        Anti La Leche League Organizer
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 1817
                        #51
                        Re: is message for landover

                        I am tired of racism comment. I am now have live in america for three year! you guy are need think of me as american.


                        Yeah, and I bet you drive a Chevrolet.
                        Come climb my mountains.

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                          • SayvedByTheLord
                            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2007
                            • 3151
                            #52
                            Re: is message for landover

                            You fish head eating slants make me want to puke. We should have nuked your whole country back when we had the chance

                            Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                            I am tired of racism comment. I am now have live in america for three year! you guy are need think of me as american.



                            I am american as William shatner and budweiser beer okay.


                             Leviticus 26:27-29

                            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                              • Sister Rebecca
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 390
                                #53
                                Re: is message for landover

                                Anyone seen my dear sweet Maltese, Sugar? She was here just last evening before Hiroshima brought our wonton and hot n spicey soups over... she has been missing since....
                                Jesus is watching you masturbate.

                                Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.

                                numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe

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                                  • Hitoshi
                                    Professor of Engrish
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 446
                                    #54
                                    Re: is message for landover

                                    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                                    We should have nuked your whole country back when we had the chance
                                    you guy were lucky you drop atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. we were plan on rebuild those city anyway. you did us favor and save us money on wrecking ball and dynamite. if you guy were drop on different city we would have total kick your ass okay.

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78556
                                        #55
                                        Re: is message for landover

                                        Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                                        you guy were lucky you drop atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. we were plan on rebuild those city anyway. you did us favor and save us money on wrecking ball and dynamite. if you guy were drop on different city we would have total kick your ass okay.
                                        Hiroshu! I thought they had shipped you off to GITMO for waterboarding!
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Hitoshi
                                            Professor of Engrish
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 446
                                            #56
                                            Re: is message for landover

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            Hiroshu! I thought they had shipped you off to GITMO for waterboarding!
                                            no when they were find out that I am alway visit landover and read all your post they were decide I was have enough torture.

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                                              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 15708
                                                #57
                                                Re: is message for landover

                                                Why hello there my little yellow friend.

                                                I would like an order of wonton Soup, 2 egg rolls, mushu pork, hop suey and one order crab stuffed wontons.

                                                I'll be waiting for you!
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                                                  • Hitoshi
                                                    Professor of Engrish
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 446
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: is message for landover

                                                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                                                    Why hello there my little yellow friend.

                                                    I would like an order of wonton Soup, 2 egg rolls, mushu pork, hop suey and one order crab stuffed wontons.

                                                    I'll be waiting for you!
                                                    honey I am pork your mushu all night long.

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78556
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: is message for landover

                                                        Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                                                        honey I am pork your mushu all night long.
                                                        KEEP YOUR FILTHY CHINK HANDS OFF MY FIANCE, YOU DISGUSTING LIITLE MONKEY!
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Hitoshi
                                                            Professor of Engrish
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 446
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: is message for landover

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            KEEP YOUR FILTHY CHINK HANDS OFF MY FIANCE, YOU DISGUSTING LIITLE MONKEY!
                                                            I am still adjust to your culture also english is second language give me break. please make accept of apology.

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