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  • Miss Maisie
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2007
    • 1189

    #61
    Re: is message for landover

    That innocent act don't work here, heathen! WE know exactly what you meant and so do you!

    *Ahem* And while you're at it, I'd like a fresh order of Sushi.
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    • JennyD
      Honorary True Christian™
      Sweet Placid Sister
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2007
      • 9567

      #62
      Re: is message for landover

      Hitoshi, several of the ladies at The Monthly Visitor are in the mood for something rather exotic for tomorrow night. What would you suggest?
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      • Hitoshi
        Professor of Engrish
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 446

        #63
        Re: is message for landover

        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
        Hitoshi, several of the ladies at The Monthly Visitor are in the mood for something rather exotic for tomorrow night. What would you suggest?

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        • Old Man Hatchet
          Super Moderator
          Beloved Church Elder
          World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2084

          #64
          Re: is message for landover

          Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
          A Nippendale dancer. What an abomination.

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #65
            Re: is message for landover

            Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
            Wow, Hitoshi, that's amazing!
            However do you manage to teleport your body to somewhere else while your head is in a different place?
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #66
              Re: is message for landover

              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
              I said exotic, not neurotic.

              And NO, you may NOT come get your "red wings"!
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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #67
                Re: is message for landover

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Wow, Hitoshi, that's amazing!
                However do you manage to teleport your body to somewhere else while your head is in a different place?
                Once again the sneaky little yellow monkey has transposed his head on MY body.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #68
                  Re: is message for landover



                  Why, Hitonmi, what are all those wavy lines coming down below your dirty pillows?

                  Does that chinky-winky-stinky "food" cause you to drool? Like, the messicants are so quick & nervous because their tay-cos run out of the other side before they can be Eaten?

                  Sinful. Sinful and Disgusting

                  So cancel my order. I'm Sure Sister Thumper will wish to cancel hers, too. So bring hers to my Home - maybe my Christian DoG will eat it

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                  • Hitoshi
                    Professor of Engrish
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 446

                    #69
                    Re: is message for landover

                    Originally posted by SUV View Post


                    Why, Hitonmi, what are all those wavy lines coming down below your dirty pillows?

                    Does that chinky-winky-stinky "food" cause you to drool? Like, the messicants are so quick & nervous because their tay-cos run out of the other side before they can be Eaten?

                    Sinful. Sinful and Disgusting

                    So cancel my order. I'm Sure Sister Thumper will wish to cancel hers, too. So bring hers to my Home - maybe my Christian DoG will eat it
                    I am need somebody translate what is crazy lady say. I am think my sexy stripper picture is rev up her hormone and she is try make flirt with me .

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                    • Roberta
                      Anti La Leche League Organizer
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 1817

                      #70
                      Re: is message for landover

                      You FAIL!
                      Attached Files
                      Come climb my mountains.

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