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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    Caption contest: Welcome to Syria!

    Add your caption to this image! You could win: Nothing! Or prestige or fame depending on your interpretation of success!!!
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    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10265

    #2
    Re: Caption contest: Welcome to Syria!

    Habakkuk 3:16
    When I heard, my belly trembled; my lips quivered at the voice: rottenness entered into my bones, and I trembled in myself, that I might rest in the day of trouble: when he cometh up unto the people, he will invade them with his troops.


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14270

      #3
      Re: Caption contest: Welcome to Syria!

      ?Did somebody say Topless Jihad








      . . . . . . . . .WARNING
      FOR PASTORS INFORMATION ONLY
      this could be coming to Landover

      .—.PARIS . .. . BERLIN. .–. .OTHER
      . .. – .. – .

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      • Jim Farmer
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2014
        • 2293

        #4
        Re: Caption contest: Welcome to Syria!

        The Stinking Syrians.

        2 Samuel 10:6 And when the children of Ammon saw that they stank before David, the children of Ammon sent and hired the Syrians of Beth-rehob, and the Syrians of Zoba, twenty thousand footmen, and of king Maacah a thousand men, and of Ish-tob twelve thousand men
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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22878

          #5
          Re: Caption contest: Welcome to Syria!

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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • arthur frayn
            Unsaved trash
            • Dec 2013
            • 87

            #6
            Re: Caption contest: Welcome to Syria!

            How about:

            I voted for Obama!!
            Apò toû hēlíou metástēthi

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: Caption contest: Welcome to Syria!

              Hungarian Boat Lines and Summer Camps
              Learn to Concentrate at Camp!
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #8
                Re: Caption contest: Welcome to Syria!

                Cheap Syria Vacation Packages Announced
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • Dr Laurence Niles
                  Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                   
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 9063

                  #9
                  Re: Caption contest: Welcome to Syria!

                  Isn't that a scene from that kid's movie 'Inception'?

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Back against wall
                    Guarding his purity against all comers
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2015
                    • 1241

                    #10
                    Re: Caption contest: Welcome to Syria!

                    Auschwitz 10 for 1 special
                    All Aboard!
                    Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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